Three easy steps to stop Global Warming:
1. Drink
less milk and
more beer.
[Milk is produced by cows, releasing methane. Hops and malt for Beer are grown organically, cleaning CO2.]
2. Buy a
Land Cruiser.
[A 90s Cruiser gets 29 miles per gallon, and will last you a lifetime, saving many tons of emissions that it takes to build new cars.]
3. Join the
Pirate Party!
[Production and disposal of plastics release lots of pollutants. By not buying RIAA and MPAA discs, you are saving the planet!]