WC Imperial Court
Newbie

Kryozerkia wants me to dance around and sing Mary Had a Little Lamb. And I thought *I* was kinky.

I am trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my own ass.

There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world, twould be a pity to damage yours.

If he doesn't like you for who you are, he can go **** himself with a porcupine.
I am Dubsy, Captain of the Guard, Fluffle Duchess, and Smilie Princess, and I Have Not Yet Begun to Fight.