Divinity Show Pixar The Light
Pixar, following their recent war with Sa1nts were eager to test themselves against another well-known kingdom. After some deliberating, it was decided that they would bring the fight to Divinity. Divinity, however, were just out of war with Archangels and had wanted to have more time to rebuild. Even though Pixar started hostile activities on Saturday, Divinity did not respond until Sunday evening. This gave them time to stock some gold and to get everyone ready.
Pixar's plan for the hostile wave was to target Divinity's highest offence provinces, attempting to achieve semi-chains despite pre-war GBP. Pixar succeeded on taking a few hundred acres initially, which undoubtedly had a negative effect on those provinces offence. The degree of damage is unknown.
Pixar were holding back on their ops at this point and hoped for a quick reaction from Divinity. They did start spreading greed, at this time Pixar also started a Ruby dragon and funded it down to 1gc. While this was happening Pixar received a message from Divinity which seemed to hint that they would indeed be up for entering a conflict, but thirty hours after the initial wave. Divinity had made a retaliation and started op'ing into Pixar at this point, land lusting and stealing resources. Six hours after Pixar's wave, Divinity also started a Ruby dragon of their own.
Pixar were under the assumption that hostile might now last thirty hours. They decided to perform a learn wave on Divinity's Orcs, aiming to take as many books as possible, having little accumulated science of their own. In the end, around 320k books were taken. That went alongside a couple of massacres. Pixar hoped to gain more science than they did but were happy with the amount of troops killed since they were not gaining land unnecessarily at this point.
Divinty sent random retals against Pixar's Faeries, but not enough to give away any hostile ops. To minimize the damage, Pixar aided soldiers to their faeries and got them to explore and regain some lost land. Pixars next wave was split. The Avian's armies had returned more swiftly. Their objective was simple. Target the high offence provinces and try to overpopulate them. As the wave ended...
February 22 of YR6 We have declared WAR on Pixar - Hostile
Divinity sent out their Ruby dragon and followed it up by chaining Pixar's Faeries, combining them with chains on Pixar's Humans. The Humans were chosen since they would not be able to recover as well as Pixar's Avians. Pixar killed the dragon Divinity set upon their kingdom and waited to send theirs until their armies had returned, not wanting it to go to waste. Pixar's chained Faeries were all able to get online and fight the dragon, helping to quell the damage to their provinces.
Pixar proceeded to nightstrike two targets while casting tornadoes upon another two provinces, with the latter two quickly getting chained. Divinity countered by deep chaining Pixar's heavy hitting provinces, launching another Ruby dragon to complement their attacks and ensure they could hit double and triple taps.
Pixar added a couple of in-war massacres against Divinity, testing their strength, but unfortunately Pixar found them to be ineffective and switched back to chaining. Pixar's chained provinces directed their attention to a province that had already been nightstriked, using that province to try and recoup all the land that they could. For the rest of Pixar their attacks went out between 3 Orcs, with each province trying to land at least a double tap. Ambushes were also sent if they were decided to be worthwhile. Pixar were also pooling soldiers to aid their chain provinces right away, rebuilding defences lost to overpopulation, also using Land lust to try and limit any on-going population damage. Pixar's strategy became nightstriking one target while chaining two targets with each wave, sending their spare offences at chained provinces, while their own chained provinces ambushed and hit the provinces targeted by Night Strike. Pixar were also blanketing meteors showers across Divinity's Orcs and Undeads, attempting to cripple some armies.
Divinity switched to semi-chains as the war progressed, their aim to take down Pixar's larger provinces into the mid-range, attempting to also lower their overall peasant count. A steadily growing networth gap became evident. Pixar also noticing this gap decided that chaining Orc's was not really working with their additional gains sciences. Instead Pixar started to send out attacks for maximum gains, most of their kingdom fighting back with multiple hits each. Pixar however held back their larger armies and started training defence. This gave the impression that with minimum time approaching that Pixar would be withdrawing. This lead Divinity to order a maximum gain wave, some attacks targeted Pixar's provinces with armies home. These hits on the provinces with held armies were immediately ambushed by Pixar. These provinces also went on to hit Divinity's larger provinces once each. Pixar's plan was for their armies to return home first, giving them a much improved position for chaining Divinity's larger provinces.
Noticing Pixar's obvious willing to continue the fight, Divinity started work on trying to break that will. Already leading in land and networth Divinity sent an Emerald dragon, to try and stifle any renewed vigour presented by Pixar. They accompanied this by mixing maximum gains with chaining. Pixar were busy changing their builds to gain them a more economic advantage, mixing in more homes, banks and armouries into their existing buildings. Pixar were starting to train more defence using these tactics. Their larger provinces were concentrating on making smart hits on Divinity, keeping more defence. They used their remaining smaller provinces to control Divinity's chained provinces, pushing them further down. Pixar at some point also noticed a weakening TPA on Divinity's Halfling Monarch, stealing around 400k gold and 20k runes. Pixar also dealt with the Emerald dragon, no longer fearing for their large provinces being chained down as they were holding a lot more army home.
Even with this new strategy showing good results Pixar realised that to win this war would mean being stuck in war longer than they wanted to be, so Pixar decided to make one last wave aimed at taking honour and....
June 10 of YR6 Pixar has withdrawn from war. Our people rejoice at our victory!
With the conclusion of the war period Divinity moved their war record to a flawless 4/4, hot on the heels of Strippers, will they take the War Win crown this age? Pixar unfortunately remain stuck on one win, their record now standing at 1/3. However, let us not forget how recently this kingdom was formed and the quality of opponents that they have set themselves against. This reporter is expecting to see a bright future for Pixar.
Starting war values:
Divinity: Land; 30,592 Networth; 5,637,468
Pixar: Land; 31,318 Networth; 5,528,042
HOSTILE SUMMARIES:
From Divinity:
(out of hostile hits removed)
For the period of January 21 of YR6 to February 22 of YR6 (26 hours)
** Summary **
Total Attacks Made: 16 (934 acres)
-- Traditional March: 5 (934 acres)
-- Plunders: 11
Total Attacks Suffered: 51 (2857 acres)
-- Traditional March: 32 (2857 acres)
-- Massacres: 2 (1677 people)
-- Learns: 14
-- Plunders: 1
-- Failed Attacks: 2 (3.9% failure)
The Kingdom of Divinity
Total acres exchanged: -1923 acres (16/51)
+153 acres: The Sparrow (1/0)
+149 acres: The 3 Day Stubble (1/0)
+49 acres: Fu Manchu (2/8)
+0 acres: Friendly Mutton Chops (0/1)
+0 acres: The Gossamer (1/0)
+0 acres: Legally Blonde (1/3)
+0 acres: MuffDiving moustache (0/1)
+0 acres: Redbeard Nova (1/1)
+0 acres: The Mighty El Insecto (2/2)
-101 acres: Beardie (1/3)
-109 acres: Soul Patch (1/2)
-171 acres: BeardInAHat (1/4)
-264 acres: Napoleon III Imperial (1/6)
-287 acres: Van Dyke (1/5)
-393 acres: El Bigote Millonario (2/6)
-394 acres: The French Fork (0/4)
-555 acres: Moustache butch (0/5)
The Kingdom of Pixar
Total acres exchanged: +2098 acres (51/4)
+358 acres: Eclipse (3/0)
+298 acres: Redox (3/0)
+211 acres: Sensation White (2/0)
+202 acres: Valor of Man (2/0)
+178 acres: GomBurZa (3/0)
+154 acres: Greeeeeeen (4/0)
+126 acres: pWnZj00daMastaB (3/0)
+124 acres: FWAC (2/0)
+124 acres: GangBang Theory (3/0)
+118 acres: Distinct Advantage (3/0)
+109 acres: Nexus (1/0)
+92 acres: Anonymous province (1/0)
+92 acres: Totally Not a N00b (2/0)
+90 acres: MS 522 (2/0)
+88 acres: Flying Dawn (2/0)
+75 acres: Crayfish (2/0)
+73 acres: Drop Table (3/1)
+70 acres: Yakuza (2/0)
+64 acres: SilentbutDeadly (3/0)
+62 acres: Potestas Inferna Me Confirma (3/0)
+0 acres: nanrina (1/0)
+0 acres: Chaotic Svantetit (1/0)
-236 acres: To the Sky (0/1)
-374 acres: Tool Toul To (0/2)
From Pixar:
For the period of January 21 of YR6 to February 22 of YR6 (26 hours)
** Summary **
Total Attacks Made: 51 (2857 acres)
-- Traditional March: 32 (2857 acres)
-- Massacres: 2 (1677 people)
-- Learns: 14
-- Plunders: 1
-- Failed Attacks: 2 (3.9% failure)
Total Attacks Suffered: 4 (759 acres)
-- Traditional March: 4 (759 acres)
The Kingdom of Pixar
Total acres exchanged: +2098 acres (51/4)
+358 acres: Eclipse (3/0)
+298 acres: Redox (3/0)
+211 acres: Sensation White (2/0)
+202 acres: Valor of Man (2/0)
+178 acres: GomBurZa (3/0)
+154 acres: Greeeeeeen (4/0)
+126 acres: pWnZj00daMastaB (3/0)
+124 acres: FWAC (2/0)
+124 acres: GangBang Theory (3/0)
+118 acres: Distinct Advantage (3/0)
+109 acres: Nexus (1/0)
+92 acres: Totally Not a N00b (2/0)
+92 acres: Anonymous province (1/0)
+90 acres: MS 522 (2/0)
+88 acres: Flying Dawn (2/0)
+75 acres: Crayfish (2/0)
+73 acres: Drop Table (3/1)
+70 acres: Yakuza (2/0)
+64 acres: SilentbutDeadly (3/0)
+62 acres: Potestas Inferna Me Confirma (3/0)
+0 acres: Chaotic Svantetit (1/0)
+0 acres: nanrina (1/0)
-236 acres: To the Sky (0/1)
-374 acres: Tool Toul To (0/2)
The Kingdom of Divinity
Total acres exchanged: -2098 acres (4/51)
+153 acres: The Sparrow (1/0)
+149 acres: The 3 Day Stubble (1/0)
+0 acres: Legally Blonde (0/3)
+0 acres: Redbeard Nova (0/1)
+0 acres: MuffDiving moustache (0/1)
+0 acres: Friendly Mutton Chops (0/1)
+0 acres: The Mighty El Insecto (0/2)
-101 acres: Beardie (0/3)
-109 acres: Soul Patch (0/2)
-126 acres: Fu Manchu (1/8)
-171 acres: BeardInAHat (0/4)
-264 acres: Napoleon III Imperial (1/6)
-287 acres: Van Dyke (0/5)
-393 acres: El Bigote Millonario (0/6)
-394 acres: The French Fork (0/4)
-555 acres: Moustache butch (0/5)
WAR SUMMARIES:
From Divinity:
(one out of war hit removed)
For the period of February 22 of YR6 to June 9 of YR6 (84 hours)
** Summary **
Total Attacks Made: 424 (41125 acres)
-- Traditional March: 403 (40765 acres)
-- Conquest: 1 (32 acres)
-- Ambush: 7 (328 acres)
-- Failed Attacks: 13 (3.1% failure)
Total Attacks Suffered: 410 (31414 acres)
-- Traditional March: 296 (23910 acres)
-- Ambush: 93 (7504 acres)
-- Massacres: 4 (5075 people)
-- Failed Attacks: 17 (4.1% failure)
The Kingdom of Divinity
Total acres exchanged: +9711 acres (424/410)
+1316 acres: Sit On My Face (18/11)
+920 acres: Legally Blonde (18/5)
+855 acres: Redbeard Nova (15/10)
+683 acres: Santas Beard (7/0)
+678 acres: The Gossamer (17/11)
+674 acres: Beardie (16/9)
+670 acres: Friendly Mutton Chops (18/11)
+549 acres: Fu Manchu (29/29)
+497 acres: Napoleon III Imperial (28/38)
+496 acres: Soul Patch (12/16)
+473 acres: The 3 Day Stubble (12/0)
+448 acres: BeardInAHat (14/19)
+439 acres: The Mighty El Insecto (24/12)
+343 acres: Van Dyke (29/32)
+325 acres: MuffDiving moustache (16/19)
+236 acres: Moustache butch (12/17)
+219 acres: The Carnie (16/0)
+213 acres: Pornstar Moustache (23/32)
+52 acres: The Dali (4/0)
+50 acres: The Goatee (4/0)
+46 acres: The Gunther (4/0)
+31 acres: El Bigote Millonario (20/30)
-76 acres: The Sparrow (24/33)
-184 acres: The French Fork (19/39)
-242 acres: The Super Mario (25/37)
The Kingdom of Pixar
Total acres exchanged: -9736 acres (409/424)
+448 acres: Eclipse (11/3)
+390 acres: Yakuza (8/1)
+183 acres: Greeeeeeen (24/10)
+170 acres: GomBurZa (15/8)
+153 acres: Anonymous province (1/0)
+144 acres: MS 522 (14/3)
+68 acres: Totally Not a N00b (13/7)
-13 acres: FWAC (20/12)
-51 acres: Flying Dawn (12/5)
-190 acres: Default Name (7/5)
-204 acres: Potestas Inferna Me Confirma (14/8)
-258 acres: nanrina (12/9)
-266 acres: Crayfish (20/15)
-296 acres: Distinct Advantage (20/13)
-399 acres: SilentbutDeadly (25/15)
-450 acres: Nexus (22/40)
-593 acres: Drop Table (34/36)
-622 acres: Redox (21/19)
-633 acres: Chaotic Svantetit (6/9)
-643 acres: Tool Toul To (0/6)
-681 acres: pWnZj00daMastaB (31/26)
-901 acres: To the Sky (0/6)
-978 acres: GangBang Theory (27/25)
-1037 acres: Valor of Man (22/34)
-1037 acres: Alastor (0/8)
-2040 acres: Sensation White (30/101)
From Pixar:
For the period of February 22 of YR6 to June 9 of YR6 (84 hours)
** Summary **
Total Attacks Made: 409 (33646 acres)
-- Traditional March: 295 (26142 acres)
-- Ambush: 93 (7504 acres)
-- Massacres: 4 (5075 people)
-- Failed Attacks: 17 (4.2% failure)
Total Attacks Suffered: 424 (37577 acres)
-- Traditional March: 404 (37249 acres)
-- Ambush: 7 (328 acres)
-- Failed Attacks: 13 (3.1% failure)
The Kingdom of Pixar
Total acres exchanged: -3931 acres (409/424)
+567 acres: Eclipse (11/3)
+450 acres: Yakuza (8/1)
+416 acres: Greeeeeeen (24/10)
+364 acres: GomBurZa (15/8)
+259 acres: MS 522 (14/3)
+241 acres: FWAC (20/12)
+218 acres: Totally Not a N00b (13/7)
+168 acres: Anonymous province (1/0)
+154 acres: Flying Dawn (12/5)
+23 acres: Potestas Inferna Me Confirma (14/8)
-41 acres: Distinct Advantage (20/13)
-66 acres: Crayfish (20/15)
-71 acres: SilentbutDeadly (25/15)
-76 acres: nanrina (12/9)
-103 acres: Default Name (7/5)
-140 acres: pWnZj00daMastaB (31/26)
-147 acres: Nexus (22/40)
-254 acres: Drop Table (34/36)
-269 acres: Redox (21/19)
-511 acres: Chaotic Svantetit (6/9)
-569 acres: GangBang Theory (27/25)
-587 acres: Tool Toul To (0/6)
-686 acres: Valor of Man (22/34)
-820 acres: To the Sky (0/6)
-947 acres: Alastor (0/8)
-1504 acres: Sensation White (30/101)
The Kingdom of Divinity
Total acres exchanged: +3931 acres (424/409)
+1029 acres: Sit On My Face (18/11)
+736 acres: Legally Blonde (18/5)
+624 acres: Santas Beard (7/0)
+621 acres: Redbeard Nova (15/10)
+499 acres: Beardie (16/9)
+440 acres: Friendly Mutton Chops (18/11)
+435 acres: The 3 Day Stubble (12/0)
+415 acres: The Gossamer (17/11)
+277 acres: Soul Patch (12/16)
+212 acres: BeardInAHat (14/19)
+206 acres: The Carnie (16/0)
+195 acres: The Mighty El Insecto (24/12)
+145 acres: Fu Manchu (29/29)
+56 acres: MuffDiving moustache (16/19)
+48 acres: The Dali (4/0)
+46 acres: The Goatee (4/0)
+42 acres: The Gunther (4/0)
+18 acres: Napoleon III Imperial (28/38)
-8 acres: Van Dyke (29/32)
-34 acres: Pornstar Moustache (23/31)
-55 acres: Moustache butch (12/17)
-300 acres: El Bigote Millonario (20/30)
-517 acres: The Sparrow (24/33)
-594 acres: The Super Mario (25/37)
-605 acres: The French Fork (19/39)
Comment from Escra, Monarch of Divinity;
"First off, I'd like to congratulate my kd mate Massey who proposed to his girlfriend in the middle of our war and got her to say yes. Hurrah!
And thumbs up to the entire kingdom for another well-fought war. Great job on proving that real men don't shave!
Secondly, big compliment to Pixar and their fighting spirit. Even though they seemed beaten they never gave up and continued hitting relentlessly. For a KD that has been formed just three weeks ago, they put up an impressive display of activity. All the best for the future to Pixar!"
Comment from Ezzerland, Co-leader of Pixar;
" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2Fnet0y9Ts
Replace the chorus with these new lyrics:
'He gets the grits between her toes
He re-equips with gonzo's nose
He licks his lips and off he goes
With that Pornstar Moustache'"
