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All hail the Great Flim Flam Man!
He who has come from his birthplace deep in the vastness of the greatest of oceans to absolve us of our guilt and take away our fears, and protect us from the dangers cultivated by his predacessor, He who Shal Not be Named! The earth shall cool, the oceans shall recede, and creatures large and small, endangered or once thought to be extinct shall crawl from their hiding places and flurish in the new world which is to come! Our forests will return! Our rivers will shead the decades of contaminants, becoming once again clean and untarnished! Our energy shall be carbon free! Industry will be clean and pure as new fallen snow!
Blessed be the Chiseler in Chief!
The dark age of He Who Shal Not be Named has ended. We enter a new age of peace! Those who in the past wished us dead for how we live and what we believe will put down their swords and walk with us, arm in arm, into the great future which awaits! No more shal the threat of global nuclear annhialation cloud our souls with sorrow. No more shal the ire of the world be directed to us for the brutality and agression of He Who Shal Not Be Named! We return once again to the shining city on the hill, and we shall be loved by all mankind! Through the sheer force of his commanding elloquence, peace will envelope the Earth, and all shall be sublime!
Your faith in our Prime Grifter shal be rewarded!
Though our welth has declined, and our econemy is laied low, fear not! Salvation has come! Do not cower in fear because those he has appointed to deligate change are the same that watched blindly as the cataclysm aproched. That trepidation will separate the faithful from the unbelievers. Their (and your) ignorance is his strenght. A mind such as his requires no council, but he has much to teach us all. He shall rally us to industry! He shall guide us to resourcefullness and productivity! Entrenched burocracies will be torn asunder, the evil and covitous CEO's will be vanquished, and once again credit and profits will flow like water! Now, however, they shal flow down hill, to those who diserve it most.
Experience is irrelivent. Education is irrelivent. Voting records, words and speaches of the past have no bearing on what is to come. All you need to concscern yourself with is the power of his word, and the eminations of his very presence. Feel the euphoria of his message spread thorugh you! Give in to the lure of his syrens voce, and become one with hope and change! Ignore what the nonbelievers tell you is "Fact" and feel the truth of his message!
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain! He is but a shade of our wonderous oricle! Fear not the sycophants and leaches, who seeing his greatnes, have come to bathe in his light and steal his glory. We must not fear his false apostles, for he could feel the sins of those such as Ayres and Dorhn, Blogo and Rezco, Pflager and Meeks, Kahlidi and Wright, Raines and Johnson, Fanny Mae and Freddy Mack......but I digress. These associations are not a detriment to his charactor, but rather speak to power of it, for he emerged from the pit of serpents without being bitten. Unsoiled. He has truely shown us he is incorruptable. These terrorists, marxists and con men saw but the appariton The Great One wished them to see, and their malicousness and greed was transmuted to the power of good by his gift of will.
And what will he require of us for all that he can give? A pittance, really;almost nothing at all. Only your freedom, your property, and your soul.
