What you have heard is true: Volume II

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13-04-2013, 08:25
Realest

What you have heard is true: Volume II

There's a storm coming, Mr. Dorje.

You and your friends better batten down the hatches, because when it hits, you're all gonna wonder how you ever thought you could live so large and leave so little for the rest of us...
13-04-2013, 08:45
Avalanche

Uh oh spaghettio
13-04-2013, 08:50
Syntico

Quote:

Originally Posted by Realest

There's a storm coming, Mr. Dorje.

You and your friends better batten down the hatches, because when it hits, you're all gonna wonder how you ever thought you could live so large and leave so little for the rest of us...

Please be advised that the above material is troll in nature. It is made available on the understanding that "the storm" does not refer to comeback attempts made by the back-to-back Crown winning kingdom "Sonata" (Age 44, 45) or "Dreams" (Age 50), who are NOT currently engaged in heavily recruiting its former players +1 (a new crown virgin) for a big return to the professional Utopian scene. Before relying on the above material in any important matter, Absalom/Cheese should carefully evaluate its accuracy, completeness and relevance for their purposes (e.g. gangbang).
13-04-2013, 08:57
Anri

Volume III

No one really cares
13-04-2013, 09:47
mastakizzor

The Order is making its move....
13-04-2013, 09:51
csarmi

what is this about?
13-04-2013, 15:02
Syntico

http://forums.utopia-game.com/showth...ght=heard+true
13-04-2013, 15:11
DHaran

lol holy crap, that was 2 years ago?
13-04-2013, 15:32
Elf

:-)
13-04-2013, 17:04
Awesomeness

Quote:

Originally Posted by Realest

There's a storm coming, Mr. Dorje.

You and your friends better batten down the hatches, because when it hits, you're all gonna wonder how you ever thought you could live so large and leave so little for the rest of us...

Actually, it's Mr. Short.
13-04-2013, 20:20
Smaskis

Realest, think of all the women and children. You're scaring them.
14-04-2013, 01:34
Lestat

I want my crown!
14-04-2013, 02:20
Syntico

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lestat

I want my crown!

You sound like Viserys Targaryen. "I wang my kuown! I wang my kuown!"
14-04-2013, 06:53
Realest

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smaskis

Realest, think of all the women and children. You're scaring them.

I'm Utopia's reckoning. Here to end the borrowed time you've all been living on
14-04-2013, 07:52
tras19

down with abs!
14-04-2013, 07:58
Lestat

Don't wake the dragon Syntico
14-04-2013, 08:16
Anri

Quote:

Originally Posted by Realest

I'm Utopia's reckoning. Here to end the borrowed time you've all been living on

Get over yourself
14-04-2013, 08:22
Syntico

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lestat

Don't wake the dragon Syntico

When Absalom is ashes, then Lestat, you have my permission to wake up.
14-04-2013, 09:46
clarey

Yawn.
14-04-2013, 10:21
Syntico

Quote:

Originally Posted by clarey

Yawn.

You're just mad Realest leaked before you.
14-04-2013, 13:52
Godly

K. This might tempt me to leave my ghetto to rejoin top play.

You should totally do it. Get in, **** up the absalom ghettos and then disband again.
14-04-2013, 22:34
octobrev

my body is ready.
14-04-2013, 23:50
Lestat

Quote:

Originally Posted by Syntico

When Absalom is ashes, then Lestat, you have my permission to wake up.

I'll be your Horace Grant
14-04-2013, 23:51
Lestat

Quote:

Originally Posted by Godly

K. This might tempt me to leave my ghetto to rejoin top play.

You should totally do it. Get in, **** up the absalom ghettos and then disband again.

3peat IMO
15-04-2013, 01:26
octobrev

Unlikely. We get bored with the competition after an age or two.
15-04-2013, 03:25
Realest

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anri

Get over yourself

What a lovely, lovely voice.
15-04-2013, 05:03
Lamersen11

Quote:

Originally Posted by octobrev

my body is ready.

Vitor?
15-04-2013, 10:07
Silvapwns

Omg Godly is coming back. Are you recruiting?! Where do i send my application!!!
15-04-2013, 13:22
ReinS

If I got a dollar for everytime I heared you guys say stupid stuff like this I would be rich..
15-04-2013, 15:08
octobrev

If I got a dollar for every time I crowned, I would have nine dollars.
15-04-2013, 16:25
Anri

Quote:

Originally Posted by octobrev

If I got a dollar for every time I crowned, I would have nine dollars.

I got 200 bucks for 5 hits. Who needs crowns.
15-04-2013, 16:55
Godly

Quote:

Originally Posted by octobrev

If I got a dollar for every time I crowned, I would have nine dollars.

If I got a dollar for every time I crowned, I'd have more cash than Proteus.

(Reference his inability to pay off his debt to KuHaN).
15-04-2013, 21:09
Realest

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReinS

If I got a dollar for everytime I heared you guys say stupid stuff like this I would be rich..

Calm down, ReinS! Now's not the time for fear. That comes later.
15-04-2013, 21:55
Syntico

So what will it be Dorje? Death, or exile?
15-04-2013, 22:53
Ezzerland

Quote:

Originally Posted by Syntico

So what will it be Dorje? Death, or exile?

Excuse you, sir.. It's
"Cake or death?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMMHUzm22oE
16-04-2013, 05:39
Syntico

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ezzerland

Excuse you, sir.. It's
"Cake or death?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMMHUzm22oE

Now you're looking for the secret, but you don't find it because you don't want to know, you want to be fooled.
16-04-2013, 06:00
Lestat

Horace Grant will make the clutch shot that ends the reign of terror, bestowed on us by the most dominante KD Utopia has seen.
16-04-2013, 17:14
silent_killer

Anri, you're bitter cuz you're a 60 age crown virgin.
16-04-2013, 17:16
silent_killer

storm coming ? were you referring to the rain/freezing rain storm we had last week?
16-04-2013, 17:47
Anri

Quote:

Originally Posted by silent_killer

Anri, you're bitter cuz you're a 60 age crown virgin.

We attempted crowning only one age and failed. Im not bitter at all, having the lead up til end of YR3 was good enough, knowing we can whore smarter and faster then absalom if we feel like it. That Realest and his trollfags resorted to screw our pump and race was cute and all. Maybe he should re-think his entire persona if he plays in a ghetto to screw over Simians and lose x2 times in a row to us. It was kind of pathetic to see. Looking forward to see Realest really attempt to crown. There will be one thing standing in his way from crowning, no matter if you like it or not Realest cant ever crown in this game again as long as i am not retired. Id make sure to slow him down enough from even remotly have a chance to do it. If anyone should be bitter it should be Realest, knowing that under todays condition in utopia he can never crown cause Simians will stand in his way. I welcome him and the rest of you to try! What comes around goes around, you should know that.

I may have no crowns but it does not take away the fact i made the most cash in this game compared to any other player. Not counting Bishop. :)

You can wire me 100 bucks and i will let you guys crown if you gonna build up a KD.
5 bucks each, should be more then dollars well spent if you really wanna crown.
GL

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