Sorry.. haven't been around much. Having too much fun with this retal war thing. The perfect part is that we now hold the button too!
You gotta love elves though... some of the stuff we pull off:
11:46 baka|BiO !damage zombie
11:46 Malibu Damage done to Zombie of the Week:
11:46 Malibu - Assassinated 3,100 Wizards
11:46 Malibu - Assassinated 14,600 Troops
11:46 Malibu - Kidnapped 16,289 peasants
11:46 Malibu - Fireballed 6,480 peasants
11:46 Malibu - Burned 394 acres
11:46 Malibu - LandLusted 528 acres
That was the first guy... moving on to the next one:
11:47 baka|BiO !damage Khazad-dum
11:47 Malibu Damage done to Khazad-dum:
11:47 Malibu - Assassinated 5,886 Wizards
11:47 Malibu - Assassinated 15,280 Troops
11:47 Malibu - Stole 5,536,372 gc
11:47 Malibu - Kidnapped 9,144 peasants
Of course there's the 2 Humans which is just a buffet-to-be while they sit there and get aided solds frantically trying to get their pez back:
11:47 baka|BiO !damage Nemo saltat sobrius
11:48 Malibu Damage done to Nemo saltat sobrius:
11:48 Malibu - Stole 2,259,022 gc
11:48 Malibu - Fireballed 40,598 peasants
11:48 baka|BiO !damage Nervos belli pecuniam infinit
11:48 Malibu Damage done to Nervos belli pecuniam infinit:
11:48 Malibu - Assassinated 273 Troops
11:48 Malibu - Stole 1,697,938 gc
11:48 Malibu - Stole 142,631 runes
11:48 Malibu - Fireballed 28,925 peasants
Anyways... to summarize, Ghetto cats are out-hitting us in their attempt to give us the button. But with the mechanics of retal war, acres are just being shifted around between the bottoms. Their overall KD pez count is somewhere around 300k or 12k/prov. Undeads lose troops slowly though so obviously it takes time.