Panda vs bb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLYy6Zm87ys

WOOO WARR finally started
February 3 of YR4 Nerds Inc luv gamez (x:xx) has declared WAR with our kingdom!
(I took an sn)

I can't listen to this stuff. You got any Doctor Hook?

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Originally Posted by tetley

WOOO WARR finally started
February 3 of YR4 Nerds Inc luv gamez (x:xx) has declared WAR with our kingdom!
(I took an sn)

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Or you could have just looked back a page in this thread...

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Originally Posted by StratOcastle

I can't listen to this stuff. You got any Doctor Hook?

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I've got some Spin Doctors.

I'm fairly sure that BB is throwing on purpose. Never seen a kingdom botch a conflict this badly.

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Originally Posted by StratOcastle

I can't listen to this stuff. You got any Doctor Hook?

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Only one that I know:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9zcLAUp5E0

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Originally Posted by Godly

I'm fairly sure that BB is throwing on purpose. Never seen a kingdom botch a conflict this badly.

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I'm too lazy to search. BoH can you look at one of the summaries goldy wrote about cr Vs sleepy?

Also want to make fun of Vir again

Possible War Analogy ~


Toonces the driving cat:

... an enthusiastic couple who would allow their cat to drive the family car. At first, they were delighted that their cat had such an ability, but were always horrified to discover (too late) that Toonces was actually not a skilled driver at all. The running gag was the punch line: "See, I told you he could drive! Just not very well!" Inevitably, Toonces would drive the car over a cliff whenever he got behind the wheel. This sequence was characterized by someone in the car yelling "Toonces, look out!"

i completely missed maugrim's post

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Originally Posted by jwuzi

I'm too lazy to search. BoH can you look at one of the summaries goldy wrote about cr Vs sleepy?

Also want to make fun of Vir again

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You looking for this?

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Originally Posted by Godly

I'm playing the big faery and I will admit that I was starting to get into trouble there. Sleepy was a very confusing kingdom to war against. For 80% of the war, almost every action they made, I would have done the complete opposite so it was very hard to plan against them. When both kingdoms were done with their prep 5 days ago or whatever, I told leadership there is absolutely no way we win this cow battle. "If I were leading their kd, I would win this cow battle within 48 hrs." Then for the first 48-72 hrs of the war, every single action their cows made was absolutely horrific -- as if they were purposely throwing or something. There was very sloppy play: people sitting home for hours and hours, missed anons all over the place on cow hits, CQs (very inefficient form of cow hitting due to insane offensive losses), un-anon'ed CQs (probably the worst possible thing you can do as a cow for the aforementioned combined reasons), starvations. It enabled us to hang in there for a much longer period of time than we should have.

Then all of a sudden they started playing utopia correctly for a period of 24 hrs. They fed their big to be able to break me all home while taking out the smaller cows. They started anoning and ambushing hits. I don't know if they were speaking to someone else who consulted them or if there was a leadership change, but what they were doing was very effective. They had my back to the wall. Then I woke up to another un-anon'ed CQ. Then they WDed. Again, I don't understand this kingdom.

I'm going to bed.

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Making fun of Vir is almost too easy. Like the time he tried to lead Sleepy with Mike vs BB. Or when he got 10% acres after a week long hostile (+prep time) vs proteus while leading Simians5.

Not sure how we are going to hold up vs the amazing tactics of Flogger and Protector...

The sleepyage was my first age back after a 6 year break. Coming into a kingdom with total chaos concerning leadership. If you want to blame me for that sure, I dont care and it was not even me leading. Then later all hell broke lose for real and everyone quitted and we just donated the land to BB in hopes of that making them able to win the age. Yes it was a intentional farmout, we released all def on one of the cows, suicided the other on a core prov and things like that, was pretty obvious if anyone would have checked.

The other things i was responsible for though. Hostile with pew for example we gained maybe 20-30% of their total land i dont remember but it was not that bad.. They were bleeding kdmembers etc and i had no intention in killing one of the few remaining kds in utopia, in the end they did die anyway though.

It was indeed very fair of us to let go of pewpew that age. Some say we were to nice. But i rest my case with saying we should and would have won that age if BB had not magically been donated 50k land from Divinity (ww bonus included). No one really believes PersainCat is that bad of a player. BB has a trend of getting free land from "friends" and easy farmwars in magical ways, no one else in the top find these wars. Who better than Vir can account for this. This is also why i am currently hunting Protector like he is some kind of rabies dog, his **** KD needs to compete or go down trying, that Flogger joined back up there is just a bonus, especially after the stupid posts he made in here.

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Originally Posted by vir

The sleepyage was my first age back after a 6 year break. Coming into a kingdom with total chaos concerning leadership. If you want to blame me for that sure, I dont care and it was not even me leading. Then later all hell broke lose for real and everyone quitted and we just donated the land to BB in hopes of that making them able to win the age. Yes it was a intentional farmout, we released all def on one of the cows, suicided the other on a core prov and things like that, was pretty obvious if anyone would have checked.

The other things i was responsible for though. Hostile with pew for example we gained maybe 20-30% of their total land i dont remember but it was not that bad.. They were bleeding kdmembers etc and i had no intention in killing one of the few remaining kds in utopia, in the end they did die anyway though.

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So basically you are a dirty playing farm outter?
Vir comes back after 6 years and his first age back continues intentionally farming out just like BF to Heretics? He also continues his trend of disbanding kds, BF-Sleepy-Simians.

Anry disagrees with your % numbers. Why do you feel the need to lie about your accomplishments? Is it because you just recently lost your crown virginity and it was only because of the hard work of Jwuzi?

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Originally Posted by Anri

It was indeed very fair of us to let go of pewpew that age. Some say we were to nice. But i rest my case with saying we should and would have won that age if BB had not magically been donated 50k land from Divinity (ww bonus included). No one really believes PersainCat is that bad of a player. BB has a trend of getting free land from "friends" and easy farmwars in magical ways, no one else in the top find these wars. Who better than Vir can account for this. This is also why i am currently hunting Protector like he is some kind of rabies dog, his **** KD needs to compete or go down trying, that Flogger joined back up there is just a bonus, especially after the stupid posts he made in here.

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Sounds like karma came to bite Vir in the bum.
Div couldn't have farmed out to BB which couldn't have farmed out to Emeriti if you had just done better diplo.

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Originally Posted by Band of Horses

Div couldn't have farmed out to BB which couldn't have farmed out to Emeriti if you had just done better diplo.

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Can i recruit you to make diplo?
I need a poster boy :P