Show me that province will ya, show me anything that you speak about and we can talk. But so far anything you spew out is theoritical that is a lot of bull**** coming from you.. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by vlahul82
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Show me that province will ya, show me anything that you speak about and we can talk. But so far anything you spew out is theoritical that is a lot of bull**** coming from you.. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by vlahul82
So i am 12k acres, attacked till 10k and only explored the last 2k yesterday and have 3500 bpa. So what does exploring have to do with it?Quote:
Originally Posted by vlahul82
DON'T LISTEN TO SNIRSNOOB
I saw him explore twice on his dwarf. He's a cheater like the rest of em
U should go and learn a calculator! Mr over exploreQuote:
Originally Posted by jwuzi
But its true, Rens dont know how to attack, hes always stealing from pool.
The 1 acre is worth your jar of tears :)
Vlahul you'll need to screen shot your sims. People who don't have access to potato.umunk won't be able to see it
Vlahul reminds me a lot of what I used to sound like when I had a cocaine addiction.
I found this hilarious, he tells everyone else that they cant do it in peace but then shows up with these sims that dont take into account anything that would happend during the age. (Like for example the fact that he would never be able to get a province that big sized.
Well, it was fun to come over here a bit, meet you and such. I'll leave to your chit-chat.Quote:
Originally Posted by Korp
I really hope Godly has honor and keep his word: war OOP. Most likely he will "forget" or never reply.
I also really hope you will go dwarves again, see how you perform in a war OOP.
Lastly, just as you get some random attacks from once in a while (getto noobs)... you will be sure that you'll get full organized waves from my side, everytime I have the chance.
You can laugh at that, but deep inside you know that it will slow your growth. Just as you know that a war OOP will not allow you to grow and most likely you will lose having no waring experience.
Just consider the fact: if you lose the OOP war you promissed, your age is ****ed up. Because in 5-6 days after you lost the war, I will brake the CF and wave you again. And do that over and over again, until I have no gains anymore and you are out of top 10.
Once you have lost your top 10 spot, other kingdoms there will have time and resoures to pump over you....and farm you.
Be sure that I am not alone in this, I made my own allies... I am very aware of the fact you can't 1v1 and most likely you will bring allies. So, I have a backup for the "gb option", since you are very devoted to such ****s...
I think the only person that we all hope is to keep their promises is you vlahul, consider you are all talk with nothing to back you up. But in the end we know how this will end, we wont see you wave CR at all. Which is a bit sad :(
If you wave us, we will declare. Don't need to doubt that.
but the question is..... after how many days Godly?Quote:
Originally Posted by Godly
;)
Oh snap next age gonna be even more excitingQuote:
Originally Posted by Godly
Its very nostalgic to see a "rate my prov" post.
I think that my rating will be 4 out of 5 stars.
It look a bit landfat to be honest with ya, from what ive seen in strategy you should always run minimum 50 dpa, but still the science looks strong.
My only problem in Utopia is the same as any other waring kingdom problems: we get no wars, people chicken out. Wars nowadays happens "planned" with 1 week notice in advance and severe pump.Quote:
Originally Posted by Korp
Nobody war if they don't feel they have a HUGE advantage... like more elites, better pumped, more science, more acres.
That is sad.
I will keep my promise since all I dream on and doing a kd setup for is: 1 war per week. That is 15 weeks with 15 wars.
I did even 2 or 3 consecutive wars after minimum time. This can work too.
Having wars agreed from the start, makes me happy :).
This one with Cromulent is won from the start. These "godly players" can only war with 80% draft and 4000 bpa. Put them in front of a true warring kingdom and you will see what happens. Especially if they go again a Dwarf/Sage setup :)))... we might even learn those 40k starting books.
Therefore, right in the first second of the next age you will see my post under NEWS category: FREE vs CROMULENT - war OOP.
Time will prove whos promises are empty.
Ooh we had 4000bpa in our YR1?Quote:
Originally Posted by vlahul82
I feel sorry for Peppie, he totally ruined FREE with you.Quote:
Originally Posted by vlahul82
You talk big, but I am quite sure you wont deliver next age. Cause talking is what you are good at. Lets just look at respective kingdoms, CR consist of a lot of utopians best players bunched toghter while FREE who was rebuilding this age has what? mediocre results.
Hey now, lets be nice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Korp
Vlahul please make sure to be in range in order to fight. We don't want to get gb'd you see.
Wait, didn't CR spend an age warring, and literally the entire warring tier ran away from them the entire age after their loc was out?Quote:
Originally Posted by vlahul82
Where was FREE to war them in their warring age?
Has FREE ever even beaten a good KD?
Vlahul wasn't there to lead them to victory.
Meep I'm taking OG Pr0tail's advice!
I have no problem waring 30% bigger land kingdom. More gains for us :).Quote:
Originally Posted by jwuzi
In fact, in my entire UTO career I have always topfeeded, sometime wared 40-50% bigger NW kingdoms and won in 48h minimum time (there is still UTO news about those wars, many ages ago).
You can expect us to be 400a OOP, no exploring/dicing... looking for Cromulent. There is no secret in that.
If their Island prove to be too far away, we will grow a bit.
They can't be bigger than 800 acres average in 24h-36h OOP and I am quite fine with that :).
But I doubt they are that retarded to grow into 800 acres having no time to train. Most likely they will be 500-600 acres in 12h-20h OOP.
We will stay 400a, nothing to hide here since it will be known from the first second of the age.
Yea, thats why you have loads of NW and land crowns... not like ****ty honor crowns where you had to stay small and bash ghettos to get.. :)Quote:
In fact, in my entire UTO career I have always topfeeded, sometime wared 40-50% bigger NW kingdoms and won in 48h minimum time (there is still UTO news about those wars, many ages ago).
You can expect us to be 400a OOP, no exploring/dicing... looking for Cromulent. There is no secret in that.
Checkmate :DQuote:
Originally Posted by vlahul82
5/20 #TheDream! #FSCantHaveItAll
Also this, out of 72 attacks 19 were bigger..Quote:
Wins Against Larger Opponents 19
I've started the war 400a acres right OOP. That, in fact is a proud archievement :) being able to OVERGROW the opponent and not being retaliated.Quote:
Originally Posted by Korp
I've grown to 60k def points within that war. While the average enemy offense was 50k modded at 3000-4000 acres Avians (yeah, that's what left of them). so it was no Getto, they fought bravely with 6h attack time army in/out. Avian/tactician.
I've started the war with 4000 off specs and 1k elites @ 400 acres and I ended at 1.4k acres with 10k elites and 6k off specs. Having 158% ome AND 156% def me.
So, in fact 81% average nw opponent with 400a starting and 1400 acres ending... is quite something :)
****
But, you will experience all these in first 12h OOP next age :). See how your sweet dwarves can perform.
** Uniques for FREE **
GLORY - 44
Tree Of Goldzilla - 30
Minor Erection - 30
CybilPaw - 23
Bound Feet - 22
Traditional March on Zombie - 21
Bukkaki Showers - 21
Pararice The Sequal - 20
Fountain of Rice - 19
Internal Medicine - 19
****
Uniques for ENEMY:
** Uniques for x:x **
Warlord - 47
Caitlyns White Corsett - 28
Bronzebear - 27
Whipping up a Stink - 22
The Khalifah - 21
KillerRBRO - 20
ExcalibrX - 19
DaMuLaG - 19
Lion of Kaluum - 19
PIXEL - 19
ambivalenti - 19
Uenuku - 18
AielWaste - 14
What that smell - 13
Inferiority Complex - 13
Kireany - 11
Maharlika - 6
TDC Jersey - 4
Haledric - 1
****
Btw, my honor crowns were fought vs 40-50% bigger NW kingdom. Take for example this old UTO news:Quote:
Originally Posted by Korp
http://www.utopiatemple.com/news.php?id=986&fpage=7
That is us on 8m NW being waved by 14M networth kingdom. They surrendered in 48 hours losing 6M nw. We ended up the war with 12M nw and huge acres - they ended with 8M nw....read the end comments.
I don't think you can tell such things about you, or your kingdom... delcaring on 50% bigger NW and wining in minimum time with HUGE gains (they lost 6m nw and half their acres).
I won honor crown that age and ended close to top 10nw because it was MUCH SHORTER. Would have triple crowned for sure if that age would have been 15-16 weeks and not 12.
That was WoL, lol nobody gives a **** about wol, if thats what you got to brag about you are more empty air than i thought.Quote:
Originally Posted by vlahul82
My 100% wins vs 30-50% bigger kingdoms from top 10 (more than once), is unbeaten in Utopia's history. Both Wol or BF.
There is no other monarch or kingdom in Utopia history that has fought and won every time vs 30-50% bigger NW kingdoms.
My warring history is 100% wins, no loss in 10 years of Utopia. Believe what you want, I don't know who are you, never heard of you... probably a newcommer wannabe.
Cromulent won't be that kingdom to bring me the first war loss. You are too exploring noobs with CF deals to be able to war efficiently.
You should really stop ze drugsQuote:
Originally Posted by vlahul82
Vlad's posts are priceless. This is the most fun I've had all age reading his posts. Keep 'me coming.
Its interesting that you been gone for so long from Utopia but apparently have kept records of all kingdoms in Utopia all these years. Truly fascinating. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by vlahul82
And flawless warwin record, please. I doubt you even played for 10 years. As you had to bring up a wol newsclip as your "grand achievement" we all know you are just a complete failure.
Yeah, and the funny thing is I was running the kd where we basically just trashed every kd from start to finish and yet I'm being lumped into players that only know how to explore when the reality is I'm rarely in that role because I find it boring.Quote:
Originally Posted by Meep
Vlahul is a known cheater and I believe he beat kingdoms way bigger then him. But what he isn't saying is he ran the kingdom he fought against that was 40 to 50% bigger. Yep been around since age one man i know all the tricks but keep talking it's very entertaining lol. As for science he will probably create a human sage in another kingdom and farm that human all the time to get his high science numbers. Everything he is saying is possible just you have to cheat to accomplish it.
So why is your kingdom 2/4 this age with an average opponents NW of 101%?Quote:
Originally Posted by vlahul82
If you beat people 50% larger in mintime, why do you seem to lose your wars to people the same size as you?
A free OOP war from FREE is probably the single greatest gift any ghetto could ever give a whoring KD.
i will ask again since it seems the first time i asked i seem to have been censored by a mod who felt like he/she wanted to do their job at the moment. How does peppie stand you? you seem to be crazy active at least here but unless you plan on running the whole kd my yourself not sure you will get players with the same commitment. certainly not if you start losing those wars and they have to listen to you. my prediction is whatever your on will ware off or you will blow up and lose it on some nub move someone makes probably 3 weeks into the new age.. since bishop now allows multi it can be you peppie and the other 23 from your harem. it's possible i guess till did it back in the day although chaining might be difficult.Quote:
Originally Posted by vlahul82
Merry Christmas Guys ^_^
Thread delivers.
Wow it's so "fun" to be the biggest in the game ya. "Nice"!Quote:
Originally Posted by Godly
Does it make you king of utopia and pauper in real life? Or does that title still belong to FS? Any cash money gotten for it? 💪💪💪
This is cool stuff.
Someone's using the meta like Kung Fu. It's an art I'm telling you. Thy inner self.
See. With results like this, every province randomed by Godly should be proud of how their acres were caressed.
I might add you to my list of top guys I won't retal. I won't tell who's on the list, you'd just frown.
Job well done, Godly.
Godly, Don't break your arm jacking yourself off.