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A war is not over till the last fat girl is f007ed ... twice. So what we're speaking about?Quote:
Originally Posted by UtopiaExpert
War just started people ... why everyone is so ... seeing this as ended? I used to war for 2 weeks in the old times, why would I drop it for less now?:P
You're no expert btw lol
That's why they sent me I am an expert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiJ7o5oftWs
I know I'm not. My name is merely to convince noobs I am.Quote:
You're no expert btw lol
You had me fooledQuote:
Originally Posted by UtopiaExpert
This guy wont stop talking about bumping uglies with fat chicks... He must have clicked related videos while watching fap videos and went too far down the rabbit hole.
I am just laughing my butt off. All the whining about my friends in shinra handing the age to pyro, when instead, Sleepy (a more experienced KD) is going to do an even larger farmout and hand the age to CR. So funny.....
hey coss, you already gave them a 23K acre cow..... what is the next bit you intend to feed them?
This nub may be wrong, but it looks like CR are losing ground on other top kd's and it's going long.
As such, this looks like one of those s1337y wins for their ideology, even if they lose the war.
s1337y don't have to win, they just make sure that those who engage them lose overall. :/
I don't see the cow being built as securing the age for CR. I see them as weakened overall atm. Could be wrong ofc.
woah woah woah lets not be rash here but didn't shinra farm out twice to the same kd this age alone? Sleepy is at least still hitting and we are past min time so that is a plus. And the pew massacres + the sleepy massacres should make cr easy pickings (here we go again).Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheister
This makes sense, you are wise. Romanians just trying to prevent the next conflict by fear of age suicide (that's so coss).Quote:
Originally Posted by makeo
Here's quick summary. coss is doing some propro strats though so not sure how long this war is going to go. We have a new pet sapphire friend so I'm not sure if we named it yet or not.
Sleepy is down a cow (Mike^ i believe). Their other 3 cows are decent shape with CS / range / dragon helping with our ops. According to coss we wont have any cows soon so that will be interesting to watch. Stay tuned!
** Kingdom news report **
For the time from April 1 of YR8 till June 22 of YR8 - 70 hours
[ http://home-world.org/utopia/formatter/ - Seraphim online formatter ]
** Summary **
Total attacks made: 471 (60,541 acres)
-- Traditional march: 381 (54,825 acres)
-- Ambush: 20 (5,249 acres)
-- Conquest: 8 (467 acres)
-- Raze: 8 (0 acres)
-- Massacre: 45 (223,753 population)
-- Learn: 5
-- Failed: 4 (0.8% failure)
-- Uniques: 155
Total attacks suffered: 454 (48,089 acres)
-- Traditional march: 396 (47,817 acres)
-- Ambush: 3 (272 acres)
-- Raze: 25 (0 acres)
-- Massacre: 18 (159,500 population)
-- Learn: 1
-- Failed: 11 (2.4% failure)
-- Uniques: 141
** The kingdom of CR **
Total land exchanged: +12,452 (471/454)
+5,161 Cause a ragequit (7/3)
+2,583 Sleep in a ditch (22/0)
+2,336 Buy a bottle of Pappys (9/12)
+2,064 Start a revolution (21/0)
+2,022 Ask For Sitter (18/0)
+1,935 An unknown province (15/0)
+1,903 Mistaken for a chick (19/0)
+655 Have mink shouting in ear (25/30)
+613 Have a joint during wave (21/18)
+592 Get the 25th spot (20/10)
+560 French kiss you (19/18)
+357 Make a hit from phone (20/26)
+320 Change province name (17/0)
+246 Play in a ghetto again (15/0)
+216 Die From Lack Of Peasants (23/33)
+171 Impregnate someone (13/0)
+90 Play Civilization V (9/0)
+32 Be bare bottomed (7/3)
+8 Reset cuz Fae WH sucks (25/22)
-341 Tell a sex story (24/25)
-428 Cure cancer (19/13)
-571 Spy on us (20/49)
-904 Have the best gossip (22/50)
-2,081 Be banned (21/104)
-2,320 Be a virgin (18/8)
-2,767 Be late for work (22/30)
** The kingdom of Sleepy **
Total land exchanged: -12,452 (450/471)
+4,222 An unknown province (14/0)
+1,773 Faster Than Light (22/1)
+1,606 bossfight (28/0)
+1,592 Ciley Myrus (25/0)
+1,162 Dromund Kaas (20/0)
+1,157 The human slave (8/2)
+1,152 Thanks for the fish (22/3)
+1,121 Garden of Delight (23/0)
+852 tropico (21/3)
+833 PALF PALF (17/0)
+639 blond tjock o konstig (22/5)
+200 The Boob Fondler (10/4)
+133 I do magic because I can (8/4)
+98 The Faery Master (8/6)
+86 dafuq (4/4)
-31 Nightlife (26/14)
-453 smth (8/4)
-571 Dept of Natural Resources (22/23)
-2,155 Flap Flap (24/47)
-2,296 mkthx (24/63)
-2,453 The Phoenix Rising (31/112)
-2,536 Zelandia (19/37)
-2,676 LoveLee_ (12/56)
-2,697 ILYRR (22/61)
-3,408 p4P4V3R S0MN1F3RUM (7/9)
-9,802 LustIsPartOfMyCharm (3/13)
Avians being out unique'd that is not good.
Why are you bullying my friend Mike^? He has been quiet the past few days, is he in CP's dungeon?
Rage Quit + Sitting is my guess ^
Sheister reveals he has friends, and in Shinra. Page twenty-four? - I now believe in Coss with no reservations. Win or lose, to watch this bloom will be fascinating.
i have someone in my dungeon. he tried stealing a shabby dress. i dont know why he wouldnt try for a beautiful dress. i suppose any chrystal dress is better than they have. anywho i have a guy in my dungeon....nekkid. i might have to return him after war. i dunno. zauper doesnt like me to have shiny things. if i do get to keep him, i will show everyone dis guy in all his glory. for a small fee of course. dress aren't cheap.
Strato.
I said befor eI had friends in shinra. All who know monument know that ghula was one of my projects in monument. He is a nice guy too. I think there are some others there too, but its hard to keep track of everyone.
oh, and giving someone a 23K acre cow IS a big deal. Especially if they are just stacking acres up high where otherwise they have no shot of stacking acres and their core is driven down super low into perfect whoring range. Right now, CR is up 13K acres on this war, most of it going onto cows. Their core is back into perfecto whore range. This means, they could likley WD now and in two weeks whore the #1 spot. Whatever else coss feeds them is just gravy. Hell, if I were CR, I would just be inhaling the acres. At this point, when sleepy WD's CR will be close to 160k acres already, so this war is a fantastic success for CR, and I am sure that pyro/emeriti feel dumb now......
Pffft just when you assume coss is going to WD and don't build acres and don't train BAM he spins it on you. Expecting coss to wd in 3 hours is unwise. Expecting coss to wd in 3 weeks is unwise.
Moral of the story? When you expect and plan on coss to do something, it's unwise!