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Someone asked for a silly update! As SillFoam says, things don't change superfast no more. What's happend is that we sent a sapphire to replace the emerald, they sent a gold back - even with no tog elf/princes with 100k peasants can fund! They also killed our sapphire meanly. However, that made their T/M's drop a bit too low in def, and one of the elves were broken x2 and now bounced a few times so def is quite low. Another elf was AW'd 1 wpa+. They are bouncing our big halfer/rogue to try to accomplish the same, not done so far but maybe they will manage and that will hurt us a lot if so.
On the bright side we have removed peasants from basically all but 5 provs, an orc popped back up to 35k and is now at 700 acres and will lose all defspecs too. We control the top avians with FB. On the less bright side they are equally able to chain down any of our guys that gets peasants, and their elves/halfers can do a great job at MS/riot coverage on our attackers. We're steadily gaining acres, and can take much more as the top 6 avians are very breakable on 10k+ acres each, but right now we're letting them sit in MS without retrain ability. Nw diff down from 5 mil to 3.5 mil last 3 days - but it's still recouping back the nw damage they did to us first 2 days.
All in all it's a great war, much activity and smartness from both sides. I'm naturally highlighting our accomplishments a bit more in the summary, they can do the same when they bring forth their view.
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Originally Posted by Elurin
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Originally Posted by Hate33
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Originally Posted by Hate33
i could say more but it's not worth my time
"i could say more but I don't wanna waste time but I still made this post so everyone knows I don't have time"
hard for you to understand what i said?
i could say more than what i have already posted, but it is not worth my time seeing as ghetto cats are so delusional. is it easier for you to comprehend now ?
Here's the war forecast.Quote:
Originally Posted by Elurin
Fireballs are gonna drop on high pazz provs, except low pazz provs.
Meteor showers are expected all day long. Umbrellas dont save you, so it is better to hide and look for protection.
Numerous tornadoes have been reported devastating the lands and more are expected.
Riots are ongoing and police forces cant stop them.
Large group of assassins have been seen operating throughout the lands.
Also, a dragon eating cats has been reported. Local population is frustrated and cant kill it.
Why are you even posting when you said it aint worth your time..? to get attention..? Drama? QQ? lol.. nice war forecast ideaotic :P
yes but one flaw
Silcats like cutefons :)
Apparently its hard for you to understand my sarcastic remark. You claim it's not worth you time yet you are here making stupid postsQuote:
Originally Posted by Hate33
I found a picture of you Hate :D http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-XU9yrHdBbQ...olcat-hugz.jpg
How rude to imply that the drake is eating cats. We're having cuddly bbq, saving a lot of shinies on not needing to buy lighters any more.
Since there is apparentely a wage going on, and it's been made clear the other side will not WD even if beaten whereas I assure you we will if we're beaten before eoa, I'm sure it's interesting to get an update on how Legacy regards the war if they disagree with mine.
Elurin, I understand you are exposing the situation to your advantage to improve your kingdom moral and more importantly to influence public opinion on how this war is going. You have every rights to do so and I do not have any problem with it.
You are doing all this propaganda to avoid pressing the WD button for a second war in a row. It?s Eoa so you don?t have to worry about rebuilding after this war, I am sure you don?t care about the state of your kingdom at the end of the war, why would you? So you decided to drag this until eoa and you hope you will save the reputation of your kingdom. I dont know where you heard we would not WD if we did lose, but I can assure you I will press the button if it happens.
To give our perspective on the war to counter this Catz propaganda, here are a couple of quick facts that can be easily checked with papers and sots.
Economy: We funded the last dragon in 18 hours (and he is still flying), we are still waiting for your next dragon. We also have 6 t/ms with full economies + 10 attackers with decent economies. You guys have 3 biggies (bigger than our t/ms yes) with economies and 3 halfings with a decent economy. We have spec to spare for a next dragon if it comes. It seems your 3 biggies are having a tough time to find those specs to kill the current dragon.
Attacking/Defending: In theory we got a lot of acres that are easy to take. In practice, you guys have only 3 orcs who have more than 10k defense on your side. This number will drop to 0 orc in less than 24 hours. When the 10 orcs will be 250k NW, how will you guys be able to take those acres from 1 000 000 nw provinces? You guys also have 3 halfers with decent nw but no armies to double tap our big attackers, so we can always take back what they will be able to take. We have a 47k acres gap to our advantage and there is no way you guys will reverse it
Thievery and Magic: You guys still have your 2 big faeries and the big halfing. We still have 6 t/ms in excellent shape. Maybe not enough to hurt the 3 biggies, but good enough to keep the other 22 provinces under control. Same for you guys, your t/ms are able to keep our attackers under control.
We will still push and work hard to improve our situation and to worsen yours. In the end I truly hope you will be honourable enough to WD if you feel there is no way to reverse the situation, even if you had 1 month of war in front of you. (I am allowed to dream right?)
To conclude, no matter how this war ends, Legacy learned a lot from this war and will improve from it. It was the first time we faced an opponents who really gave us an opposition and we did made a lot of mistakes that we won?t make again. As we all know Catz is a great waring kingdom and no matter how this ends, we proved we belong in the same category.
Lackers
[Please don't base anything on our wager with fawk or use it as an argument, tx]
I suggest you check up what the word propaganda means Lackers. I stated my views and presented facts, clearly indicating pros and cons, and asking for your view. Your post contains several factual errors, but to avoid a conflict in a forum - which was never my intention - I'll leave it at that.
OH SNAP, SPGC JUST GOT SERVED!!Quote:
Originally Posted by lackers
Lackers just laid down the facts, in a very calm, coherent and clear manner, why they are obviously ahead and crushing SPGC.
SPGC obviously sent their halflings to run propaganda on the forums, but Legacy sent a small squadron of Avians to completely slaughter that attempt.
You can tell SPGC is taking it seriously when they stop spamming the forums with their loltalk (also known as fagtalk)
Now that the laughing is over the crying begins.
Either you dont follow discussions in these forums very well or you are just stupid (you do seem to have a thing against SPGC thou maybe you got served by them at some point cause you are in every thread posting **** without having the necessary details) well anyway back to the issue. There was a big spectacle about the so called "silltalk" and it was banned therefor there is no more "silltalk" in these forums.Quote:
You can tell SPGC is taking it seriously when they stop spamming the forums with their loltalk (also known as fagtalk)
No **** Einstein, i have 10 credits wagered against them winning, of course i would be anti SPGC.Quote:
Originally Posted by Korp
No that's it's personal, Sherlock, it's just entertaining.
And i'm sorry i'm not up to date about every single thing that happens here.
Unlike you, I have a life and a girlfriend and a big dick.
Shut the fawk upQuote:
Originally Posted by fawk
Ive seen ur dick and its its peasant sized maybe knight at best and that's being generous Elurin's is Duke sized and that's being conservative
Of course you've seen it, up close and personal.Quote:
Originally Posted by DDodge
And since that day you can't stop thinking about it.
Now come on man, relax. I'm going to embarrass you on these forums in front of all your friends. You are humiliating yourself, so just stop now.
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
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Originally Posted by fawk
Thats why we see you in every bloody SPGC thread posting anti-post about SPGC :) Ooh, "I have a life" you are very witty but I think there is some insecurity we hint there.
What drugs are you on?Quote:
Originally Posted by Korp
Seriously, are you using again?
I am too. I'll send you 40 credits get me some too.
Got served =/= someone from the other KD posts his views on the matter as suggested he could do by our monarch so ppl can see from both perspectives...
Just saying ;-)
oh and: =/= means 'is not the same as'
whats this guys problem guys can we get him out of here
I thought my joke judging dick size based on the utopian honor titles was really clever did everyone enjoy that as well?
I want you to apologize to everyone on utopia forums right now.Quote:
Originally Posted by DDodge
Seriously, apologize and edit your posts before anyone else seems them.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while.
Seems the battle of wits have a winner - Ddodge who outplayed fawk so completely so he cannot even post any more. Well done! Don't worry fawk, I'm sure that when we beat you we meant well and it's all a misunderstanding, you get 2 sympathy hugs from Red for your poor spirit.Quote:
Originally Posted by fawk
Hahaha wat
oh elurin angry?
thats interesting!
so much emotion here - it seems this war is superimportant for both kds and random bypassers.
but ddodge - your jokes were bad.
Yes! Let me cuddle you already :-)Quote:
Originally Posted by Elurin
Now we can all go back to war instead off calling other ppl stupid, cause that's not cute :(
Update -
Honor comparison -
Legacy (5 princes, 2 dukes):
__Quaternary_ Elf 6,463 acres 1,107,906gc 171gc Prince
6 Ne0gene* Halfling 6,156 acres 1,204,038gc 195gc Prince
10 OligOcene-* Elf 7,344 acres 1,115,752gc 151gc Prince
14 xxxx Avian 8,085 acres 608,637gc 75gc Prince
17 Pale0z0ic_* Halfling 7,373 acres 1,328,963gc 180gc Prince
8 Mi0cene__ Elf 7,838 acres 1,236,070gc 157gc Duchess
9 __Pale0gene__ Avian 12,806 acres 1,419,880gc 110gc Duke
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SPGC (1 duke):
Mantiscles Appeniacs Halfling 9,109 acres 1,644,723gc 180gc Duke
Right now it seems Legacy is way ahead in honor.
Also regained ground in land again.
And widened the NW difference which is now almost 4mil..
Elurin:
Now i get your strategy might be able to tank and wear down Avians.
But how are you dealing with 5 prince t/ms that are also unbreakable.
Do you actually have any possible option to take them down?
(while in the mean time these Avians are massacring/marching your smaller t/ms..)
And seeing how this thread is already derailed, here is some safe copypasta:
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose.
With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
I found tonight that it is more successful to progressively humm it louder as you perform the ritual.
I dunno what happened in this thread.
Fawk, dude why do you keep posting.
Its amazing how well Elurin handles himself on these forums lol, such class in the face of idiots.
Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this Fear Engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark world will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.
Your display of humor comes too late, we already know what you are.
Everyone needs to relax. We're all enjoying the war (not so much the sleepless nights) and when you look at all aspects of the war it's still a close fight and could really go either way. Obviously one side can't know what the other has in store, but that goes both ways. Unfortunately there is the impending end of age and so it's likely we may not see a clear winner - but at the end of the day it's been a fun few days and I think that most people should appreciate and respect the fact that we have two great kingdoms throwing everything they have at the other - and just sit back and watch how the next few days go.
that's the spirit :-)
Here are a couple of highlights that happened in the last 12 hours
- Catz finished to fund the new Saphire dragon. Now each side has to face one. This should help catz t/ms for sure.
-We finnaly broke the big halfer for 1350 acres. We hope to be able to bring him down fast. But now that he is in range of one, he will soon be in range of 5...
- We killed 1 wpa from 1 of the faery, sadly the saphire dragon will hurt us a bit on that side.
- We deep chained 1 more orc and one is a couple of hits away from overpopulation. We will start the last orc in the next couple of hours. So the 12 pure attackers they have will all be at 250k NW with no defense, making them useless vs our big attackers.
- Catz broke one of our elves after he released to kill the dragon yesterday. He is still in good shape and we hope to make him UB again. Catz got 4 attackers that could break him in his nw range, but 3 of them are halfing that would need to send lots of defense out and 1 is an orc who will be killed soon.
- With the chaining of orcs, we took back the acres we lost in the last couple of days. The acre gap is now at 60k. They still have 1 orc at 10k acres . Hopefully we will bring the acre gap to 80k in the next 24 hours by taking him down.
That's it, Elurin, do not hesitate to add any highlights I would have missed. Cause I surely missed highlights from your side...
Lackers
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Originally Posted by lackers
But in all seriousness, what is the offense situation on each side?
Well the 8 attackers we have under 300k acres and the 11 they have are all able to 5tap each others easily . The nw gap between those 19 attackers and the others provinces makes them quite useless in the big picture.
After that, they have 1 orc left with 240k O, 3 halfings/clerics (400k def, 380k, 395k with all defense home)
On our side we have 10 avians who have between 250K and 600K Offense. Obviously, more closer to the 250k offense sadly.
fawk, you are my favourite poster besides myself. You write quality material. keep up the good work.Quote:
Originally Posted by fawk
Terminator bit was brilliant.