Lmfao.
why is there so much incoherence in the middle?
was he just keyboard mashing or just epic failing at real words?
man that is awesome
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Lmfao.
why is there so much incoherence in the middle?
was he just keyboard mashing or just epic failing at real words?
man that is awesome
I have been calling godly for more information regarding the godly gambit. I am currently typing this for him instead of leaving a voice mail. Godly can you explain to me what a godly gambit is?!
Godly comes out in a trench coat and starts throwing sweet flaming cards.
Having no Estonians in the KD is the key of winning a close fight.
Elit is very quiet just as the sim predicted.
Your sim is broken.Quote:
Originally Posted by Godly
Said the guy that didn't post for 6 days :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Godly
Dear Elit,
Please don't chain me, I don't want to be embarrassed with my OOW whoring efforts by Topsy again.
Regards,
Benjamin
[20:58] <xxx> Godly: 11,877,071-11,867,812 = 9,259
Nuclear Excuses Detected.
Brace yourselves for Elit's explanation of why he is getting his ass kicked.
I heard Elit is unbeatable 1v1, did anyone else hear that?
that's just rude, who are you again?Quote:
Originally Posted by Meep
Just a spectator who has seen elit's arrogant ranting on utonet and on these forums constantly since I started playing again.Quote:
Originally Posted by clarey
Why is it cool around here to cheer on when things go against abs but rude to mock other arrogant assholes when they get theirs?
because everyone hates abs and anyone against abs is therefore awesome and should not be mocked
That's a false generalization. Also, Elit said he was unbeatable vs Proteus. Which was fair enough. He hasn't actually mocked phiwha, who has up till now played the bank in Havoc. I think you've read too much into things.
I don't see anyone mocking Sanctuary or Rage for failboating this age. But it is natural that Absalom garners its fair share of haters, it's been around for a long time and much of its history has been marred with their hypocritical stances and holier than thou attitude.
No biggie, but why no monarch Havoc?
Havoc cow had over 100 mill gold and 600 bpa lead and he loss battle 1vs1. Reason why he is up now and i'm down is because game is not 1vs1 its 25 vs 25. His kd provide him great t/m support and its change battle.Quote:
Originally Posted by Meep
p.s
You can check logs and tell where im say what you post up. Its just Proteus make joke with me.
tbh looked like both kingdoms warred well. I think AMA had a worst racial build which ultimatly doomed them. Although war still looks fairly close.
fun times looks like.
Lack of sleep is very fun indeed.Quote:
Originally Posted by goodz
just under 3 weeks to wedding. I can't sleep anyway. I should be playing :PQuote:
Originally Posted by KuhaN
Why u nervous bout it? Nuttin to worry bout br0, just have ur fam do everything. U just gotta smile and laugh and ****.Quote:
Originally Posted by goodz
This is inaccurate, elit himself will testify to this.Quote:
Originally Posted by clarey
Yes its inaccurate, i compare kds not solo provinces/people.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proteus
I bet if he was playing he would be smilin and laughin and **** handling that war!Quote:
Originally Posted by KuhaN
Seems like u missed out Goodz :*(
Well if it was goodz leading he would probably have found some dirty way to turn it into a 2v1 for extra safety... Just like last time.Quote:
Originally Posted by DonJuan
At least Zauper has the honor to keep this clean, altho by the looks of it he doesn't need help to beat AMA, which is more than you could say about goodz.
Zauper >> Goodz
A Modest Attempt
That's cuz Zauper is pr0...like Jackie RobinsonQuote:
Originally Posted by Elldallan
Goodz is semi-pr0...like Jackie Moon
#lovemesexy
No way I'm like chazz.Quote:
Originally Posted by DonJuan
Jimmy:*Get out of my face.
Chazz:*I'll get inside your face.
munk - what are you using for your stats capture/graph?
Also how about another update?
War is scary!Quote:
Originally Posted by Spahrep
Hostile+War.
** Kingdom news report **
For the time from May 14 of YR4 till March 7 of YR5 - 114 hours
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** Summary **
Total attacks made: 356 (77,895 acres)
-- Traditional march: 294 (70,125 acres)
-- Ambush: 49 (6,774 acres)
-- Conquest: 2 (996 acres)
-- Raze: 1 (18 acres)
-- Massacre: 3 (44,875 population)
-- Failed: 7 (2% failure)
-- Uniques: 191
Total attacks suffered: 279 (75,246 acres)
-- Traditional march: 272 (75,246 acres)
-- Failed: 7 (2.5% failure)
-- Uniques: 152
** The kingdom of AMA **
Total land exchanged: +2,649 (356/279)
+3,867 07 Itty bitty def and (11 [10]/2)
+2,952 03 These other Utopians (10 [10]/2)
+2,661 01 We like big gains (9 [8]/0)
+2,119 08 Weak nwpa in your face (7 [7]/1)
+1,345 24 Got makes us (10 [6]/3)
+803 12 Cause you notice (20 [10]/11)
+591 05 That when a prov (21 [10]/14)
+513 14 Deep in the night (19 [8]/11)
+353 18 Oh baby we wanna war (22 [9]/9)
+327 06 Shows up with an (23 [10]/15)
+304 09 You get sprung (21 [10]/13)
+233 16 We are hooked and we (24 [11]/23)
-51 15 We are waving (17 [10]/14)
-252 25 SO horny (11 [8]/9)
-325 20 Your honor (2 [2]/2)
-468 21 My homeboys tried (6 [5]/4)
-849 02 And we can not lie (8 [6]/7)
-934 17 Cant stop chaining (0/2)
-1,069 19 With you and take (23 [9]/26)
-1,199 23 But the acres you (22 [10]/26)
-1,399 10 Wanna pull out (24 [11]/25)
-1,764 04 Cant deny (33 [11]/46)
-5,091 11 Your army (13 [10]/14)
** The kingdom of Havoc **
Total land exchanged: -2,649 (279/356)
+3,377 Snow Crash (14 [11]/17)
+2,162 Assimilation Optional (16 [8]/5)
+1,798 Remember Who YOU Are (11 [8]/3)
+1,727 Uniballer (15 [8]/5)
+1,606 Blue Myself (12 [8]/1)
+1,430 Drama Queen (11 [7]/5)
+1,208 Neverland Ranch (12 [8]/6)
+1,104 El Greengo (15 [8]/8)
+954 Ive Made A Huge Mistake (14 [8]/12)
+855 Sister is my new mother Mother (15 [8]/8)
+688 An unknown province (2/0)
+76 Huggles (3 [2]/0)
+21 Snuggles (1 [1]/0)
-132 Dr Zhivagos Worst Nightmare (16 [8]/24)
-485 Late Bender (15 [8]/15)
-493 Greatness Personified (19 [8]/24)
-886 Gene Parmasan (3 [1]/3)
-988 King Midas (0/3)
-1,090 I Am Not A Good Friend (19 [8]/30)
-1,342 Admiral (4 [1]/5)
-1,435 Daddy Horny Michael (13 [8]/31)
-1,558 Fuel (2 [2]/7)
-2,140 Vae Victis (21 [9]/47)
-2,597 Dr Zhivagos Little Playtrain (20 [8]/75)
-6,527 Octopus Garden (6 [6]/22)
Havoc V AMA (Havoc) has withdrawn from war. Our people rejoice at our victory!
Was pro win. Havoc did good too.
Summary after get my coffee
GG Havoc , one of the best wars
Hostile
** Kingdom news report **
For the time from May 14 of YR4 till June 19 of YR4 - 30 hours
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** Summary **
Total attacks made: 24 (15,486 acres)
-- Traditional march: 24 (15,486 acres)
-- Uniques: 24
Total attacks suffered: 55 (21,038 acres)
-- Traditional march: 52 (19,357 acres)
-- Ambush: 2 (1,681 acres)
-- Raze: 1 (18 acres)
-- Uniques: 40
** The kingdom of Havoc **
Total land exchanged: -5,552 (24/55)
+1,154 Snow Crash (3 [3]/3)
+359 Assimilation Optional (1 [1]/0)
+322 Drama Queen (1 [1]/0)
+282 Uniballer (1 [1]/0)
+279 Neverland Ranch (1 [1]/0)
+270 Blue Myself (1 [1]/0)
+91 Daddy Horny Michael (1 [1]/1)
+74 Dr Zhivagos Worst Nightmare (1 [1]/1)
+48 Late Bender (1 [1]/1)
+23 Ive Made A Huge Mistake (1 [1]/1)
-95 El Greengo (1 [1]/2)
-112 I Am Not A Good Friend (1 [1]/2)
-334 Remember Who YOU Are (1 [1]/3)
-391 Vae Victis (2 [2]/6)
-425 Sister is my new mother Mother (2 [2]/6)
-599 Greatness Personified (2 [2]/Cool
-629 Admiral (0/2)
-638 Gene Parmasan (0/2)
-651 Dr Zhivagos Little Playtrain (1 [1]/5)
-731 Fuel (0/2)
-988 King Midas (0/3)
-2,879 Octopus Garden (2 [2]/7)
** The kingdom of AMA **
Total land exchanged: +5,552 (55/24)
+2,332 03 These other Utopians (3 [3]/0)
+1,209 04 Cant deny (4 [3]/0)
+873 16 We are hooked and we (4 [3]/1)
+671 09 You get sprung (4 [2]/1)
+665 01 We like big gains (2 [2]/0)
+547 07 Itty bitty def and (4 [3]/2)
+386 23 But the acres you (3 [2]/1)
+381 05 That when a prov (4 [2]/1)
+363 02 And we can not lie (1 [1]/0)
+350 08 Weak nwpa in your face (1 [1]/0)
+275 18 Oh baby we wanna war (3 [2]/0)
+243 15 We are waving (2 [2]/1)
+223 06 Shows up with an (3 [2]/1)
+103 10 Wanna pull out (3 [2]/1)
+40 12 Cause you notice (4 [2]/2)
-1 14 Deep in the night (1 [1]/1)
-10 19 With you and take (1 [1]/1)
-11 25 SO horny (2 [1]/1)
-183 24 Got makes us (1 [1]/1)
-394 20 Your honor (1 [1]/2)
-404 21 My homeboys tried (1 [1]/2)
-934 17 Cant stop chaining (0/2)
-1,154 11 Your army (3 [2]/3)
** Highlights **
Total aid packets sent
101 packets
Most aid packets sent by
King Midas: 18 packets.
Most aid packets received by
Snow Crash: 39 packets.
Most land gained in a single tradmarch
Snow Crash: 2,250 acres.
Most land lost in a single tradmarch
Snow Crash: 2,101 acres.
Least land gained in a single tradmarch
Remember Who YOU Are: 193 acres.
Least land lost in a single tradmarch
Sister is my new mother Mother: 62 acres.
Dragons sent to AMA
On May 14 of YR4
Dragons received by AMA
Ruby on May 14 of YR4, May 14 of YR4, May 15 of YR4
War Only (excludes land lust )
** Kingdom news report **
For the time from June 20 of YR4 till March 11 of YR5 - 88 hours
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** Summary **
Total attacks made: 271 (63,478 acres)
-- Traditional march: 263 (62,996 acres)
-- Conquest: 1 (482 acres)
-- Failed: 7 (2.6% failure)
-- Uniques: 135
Total attacks suffered: 304 (57,573 acres)
-- Traditional march: 246 (52,225 acres)
-- Ambush: 48 (5,348 acres)
-- Massacre: 3 (44,875 population)
-- Failed: 7 (2.3% failure)
-- Uniques: 154
** The kingdom of Havoc **
Total land exchanged: +5,905 (271/304)
+2,223 Snow Crash (11 [8]/14)
+2,132 Remember Who YOU Are (10 [7]/0)
+1,803 Assimilation Optional (15 [7]/5)
+1,687 Blue Myself (13 [8]/1)
+1,615 Sister is my new mother Mother (14 [7]/2)
+1,445 Uniballer (14 [7]/5)
+1,429 Neverland Ranch (14 [8]/6)
+1,199 El Greengo (14 [7]/6)
+931 Ive Made A Huge Mistake (13 [7]/11)
+870 Greatness Personified (20 [7]/16)
+853 Drama Queen (10 [6]/6)
+688 An unknown province (2/0)
+220 Late Bender (17 [8]/14)
+90 Dr Zhivagos Worst Nightmare (18 [8]/25)
+76 Huggles (3 [2]/0)
+21 Snuggles (1 [1]/0)
-248 Gene Parmasan (3 [1]/1)
-713 Admiral (4 [1]/3)
-720 I Am Not A Good Friend (19 [8]/2Cool
-827 Fuel (2 [2]/5)
-1,526 Daddy Horny Michael (12 [7]/30)
-1,749 Vae Victis (19 [7]/41)
-1,946 Dr Zhivagos Little Playtrain (19 [7]/70)
-3,648 Octopus Garden (4 [4]/15)
** The kingdom of AMA **
Total land exchanged: -5,905 (304/271)
+3,320 07 Itty bitty def and (7 [7]/0)
+1,996 01 We like big gains (7 [6]/0)
+1,769 08 Weak nwpa in your face (6 [6]/1)
+1,528 24 Got makes us (9 [5]/2)
+620 03 These other Utopians (7 [7]/2)
+539 18 Oh baby we wanna war (21 [8]/9)
+127 12 Cause you notice (16 [8]/12)
+69 20 Your honor (1 [1]/0)
+42 14 Deep in the night (18 [7]/12)
-64 21 My homeboys tried (5 [4]/2)
-241 25 SO horny (9 [7]/Cool
-290 05 That when a prov (17 [8]/16)
-294 15 We are waving (15 [8]/13)
-625 09 You get sprung (17 [9]/13)
-660 06 Shows up with an (20 [9]/17)
-1,059 19 With you and take (22 [8]/25)
-1,292 02 And we can not lie (8 [5]/Cool
-1,393 16 We are hooked and we (20 [8]/25)
-1,502 10 Wanna pull out (21 [9]/24)
-1,585 23 But the acres you (19 [8]/25)
-2,973 04 Cant deny (29 [8]/46)
-3,937 11 Your army (10 [8]/11)
** Highlights **
Total aid packets sent
666 packets
Most aid packets sent by
Snuggles: 101 packets.
Most aid packets received by
Snow Crash: 100 packets.
Most land gained in a single tradmarch
Snow Crash: 2,082 acres.
Most land lost in a single tradmarch
Snow Crash: 1,761 acres.
Least land gained in a single tradmarch
Fuel: 19 acres.
Least land lost in a single tradmarch
Dr Zhivagos Little Playtrain: 8 acres.
Most bounces made by
Uniballer, Sister is my new mother Mother, Huggles, Assimilation Optional, Vae Victis, Dr Zhivagos Worst Nightmare, Gene Parmasan: 1 times.
Most bounces received by
Dr Zhivagos Worst Nightmare, Vae Victis: 2 times.
Dragons sent to AMA
On June 20 of YR4
Dragons received by AMA
Ruby on June 20 of YR4
June 20 of YR4 - War declared on AMA
Total war + Hostile
** Kingdom news report **
For the time from May 14 of YR4 till March 11 of YR5 - 118 hours
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** Summary **
Total attacks made: 295 (78,964 acres)
-- Traditional march: 287 (78,482 acres)
-- Conquest: 1 (482 acres)
-- Failed: 7 (2.4% failure)
-- Uniques: 159
Total attacks suffered: 359 (78,611 acres)
-- Traditional march: 298 (71,582 acres)
-- Ambush: 50 (7,029 acres)
-- Raze: 1 (18 acres)
-- Massacre: 3 (44,875 population)
-- Failed: 7 (1.9% failure)
-- Uniques: 193
** The kingdom of Havoc **
Total land exchanged: +353 (295/359)
+3,377 Snow Crash (14 [11]/17)
+2,162 Assimilation Optional (16 [8]/5)
+1,957 Blue Myself (14 [9]/1)
+1,798 Remember Who YOU Are (11 [8]/3)
+1,727 Uniballer (15 [8]/5)
+1,708 Neverland Ranch (15 [9]/6)
+1,190 Sister is my new mother Mother (16 [9]/Cool
+1,175 Drama Queen (11 [7]/6)
+1,104 El Greengo (15 [8]/Cool
+954 Ive Made A Huge Mistake (14 [8]/12)
+688 An unknown province (2/0)
+271 Greatness Personified (22 [9]/24)
+268 Late Bender (18 [9]/15)
+164 Dr Zhivagos Worst Nightmare (19 [9]/26)
+76 Huggles (3 [2]/0)
+21 Snuggles (1 [1]/0)
-832 I Am Not A Good Friend (20 [9]/30)
-886 Gene Parmasan (3 [1]/3)
-988 King Midas (0/3)
-1,342 Admiral (4 [1]/5)
-1,435 Daddy Horny Michael (13 [8]/31)
-1,558 Fuel (2 [2]/7)
-2,140 Vae Victis (21 [9]/47)
-2,597 Dr Zhivagos Little Playtrain (20 [8]/75)
-6,527 Octopus Garden (6 [6]/22)
** The kingdom of AMA **
Total land exchanged: -353 (359/295)
+3,867 07 Itty bitty def and (11 [10]/2)
+2,952 03 These other Utopians (10 [10]/2)
+2,661 01 We like big gains (9 [8]/0)
+2,119 08 Weak nwpa in your face (7 [7]/1)
+1,345 24 Got makes us (10 [6]/3)
+814 18 Oh baby we wanna war (24 [10]/9)
+167 12 Cause you notice (20 [10]/14)
+91 05 That when a prov (21 [10]/17)
+46 09 You get sprung (21 [10]/14)
+41 14 Deep in the night (19 [8]/13)
-51 15 We are waving (17 [10]/14)
-252 25 SO horny (11 [8]/9)
-325 20 Your honor (2 [2]/2)
-437 06 Shows up with an (23 [11]/1Cool
-468 21 My homeboys tried (6 [5]/4)
-520 16 We are hooked and we (24 [11]/26)
-929 02 And we can not lie (9 [6]/Cool
-934 17 Cant stop chaining (0/2)
-1,069 19 With you and take (23 [9]/26)
-1,199 23 But the acres you (22 [10]/26)
-1,399 10 Wanna pull out (24 [11]/25)
-1,764 04 Cant deny (33 [11]/46)
-5,091 11 Your army (13 [10]/14)
** Highlights **
Total aid packets sent
769 packets
Most aid packets sent by
Snuggles: 113 packets.
Most aid packets received by
Snow Crash: 141 packets.
Most land gained in a single tradmarch
Snow Crash: 2,250 acres.
Most land lost in a single tradmarch
Snow Crash: 2,101 acres.
Least land gained in a single tradmarch
Fuel: 19 acres.
Least land lost in a single tradmarch
Dr Zhivagos Little Playtrain: 8 acres.
Most bounces made by
Dr Zhivagos Worst Nightmare, Huggles, Uniballer, Assimilation Optional, Sister is my new mother Mother, Gene Parmasan, Vae Victis: 1 times.
Most bounces received by
Vae Victis, Dr Zhivagos Worst Nightmare: 2 times.
Dragons sent to AMA
On May 14 of YR4, June 20 of YR4
Dragons received by AMA
Ruby on May 14 of YR4, May 14 of YR4, May 15 of YR4, June 20 of YR4
June 20 of YR4 - War declared on AMA
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LoL i guess its pro now when you can get a win while losing acres!Quote:
Originally Posted by Elit
they lost acres? pretty sure they gained a little over 2k.
My province news. So big and so scary. Havoc tms did really good job there.
** Province news report **
For the time from May 15 of YR4 till March 12 of YR5
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Lost 21,171 acres, 58,031 Archers, 86,235 Knights, 19,042 peasants, 4,830 Swordsmen, 145 soldiers due to meteors, fireballs,
kindnappings, attacks and landlusts.Wizzards caught x92, offenders - Snow Crash (), Snuggles (), Fuel (), Neverland Ranch (), Octopus Garden (), Dr Zhivagos Little
Playtrain (), King Midas (), 22 To warn me (), 02 And we can not lie (), 23 But the acres you (), Huggles ()
Received 45,498 soldiers, 9,845,267 gold coins, 1,016,862 bushels, 151,249 runes in aid from kingdom mates.
Troops were greedy 5 times for a total of 34 days.
Received 25 acres from the utopia lords (new month).
Thieves caught x340, offenders - Dr Zhivagos Worst Nightmare (), yolo (), Woody Woodpecker (), Rooibos infusion (), Snow Crash
(), Robbing TIme (), Late Bender (), Octopus Garden (), Fuel (), Gene Parmasan (), Snuggles (), King Midas (), Vae Victis (),
Daddy Horny Michael (), Drama Queen (), Uniballer (), Huggles (), Greatness Personified (), I made a tiny mistake (), Remember
Who YOU Are (), Neverland Ranch (), Admiral (), Blue Myself (), Assimilation Optional (), Ive Made A Huge Mistake (), Sister is my
new mother Mother (), a soldier ()
136,272 troops have been nightstriked.
2,595 troops had nightmares (3 total ops).
Lost 2,010,994 gold coins, 76,588 bushels, 107,024 runes to thieves, lightning strikes and fools' gold.
Spells vortexed 5 times for total of 16 vortexed spells.
There were droughts 1 times for a total of 7 days.
Explosions were hampering aid shipments 1 times for a total of 14 days.
The female population was persuaded to give vow of chastity 1 times for a total of 3 days.
Pitfals were encountered 3 times for a total of 26 days.
Good war Elit, I rarely saw you offline.
Some mistakes were made, some people hurt us with activity but a well deserved win for AMA none-the-less.
Good luck with the remainder of the age
Holy **** Elit
War only, including LL
AMA (including WW)
NW: 11,194,671gc (-3,987,829)
Land: 96,259 acres (+2,130)
Havoc
11,430,993gc (-2,420,349)
91,339 acres (+13,175)
Elit, if you think we gained a mere 353 acres, your numbers are off a fair bit. We lost about 5k acres in hostile for sure.
Either way it was a fun and respectable war, gg on the ww
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