Simians Vs Sanc, HoH or Rage

Simians haven't returned a full wave yet, and these stats are always off, but you guys wanted a war summary from us so far, just quadded for 1936 acres using only 200k op, so I thought it would be a good time to post the summary:

For the period of March 2 of YR10 to April 5 of YR10 (28 hours)
-- By UPCF [0.99c] http://www.k3ltic.com/utopia/prince

** Summary **

Total Attacks Made: 139 (65302 acres)
-- Traditional March: 124 (61381 acres)
-- Conquest: 1 (139 acres)
-- Ambush: 14 (3782 acres)
Total Attacks Suffered: 77 (33295 acres)
-- Traditional March: 71 (32157 acres)
-- Ambush: 4 (1138 acres)
-- Failed Attacks: 2 (2.6% failure)

HoH

Total acres exchanged: +32007 acres (139/77)
+43698 acres: Anonymous province from (HoH) (87/0)
+2362 acres: We say you are wrong (6/3)
+2250 acres: Leave you all humbled (7/0)
+1302 acres: But the fact will remain (5/0)
+1049 acres: We are here to rumble (4/0)
+856 acres: You said you were right (2/1)
+721 acres: It wont be too long (1/0)
+309 acres: Thought youd keep us down (1/1)
+216 acres: And the Crown is in sight (2/0)
+100 acres: So make no mistake (1/1)
-49 acres: You think you are strong (2/2)
-210 acres: How far we will go (1/2)
-213 acres: Broken in our wake (1/2)
-416 acres: The game has changed (1/1)
-1335 acres: We will put on a show (7/10)
-1447 acres: Meticulously planned (1/4)
-1472 acres: Your time has passed (1/5)
-1994 acres: But now its a new round (0/4)
-2569 acres: We will serve your fate (5/18)
-2595 acres: You dont even know (1/5)
-3500 acres: Kingdoms will crumble (2/7)
-5056 acres: You think you are fast (1/11)


Simians

Total acres exchanged: -32007 acres (77/139)
+19213 acres: Anonymous province from (Apes) (37/0)
+523 acres: Coke Zero (3/0)
+180 acres: blazing saddles (1/1)
-414 acres: Temetni Tudunk (5/6)
-573 acres: Dwarfism (6/6)
-989 acres: Double Jeopardy (2/5)
-1409 acres: Celeri remoulade (4/7)
-2174 acres: Tabasco Looks Good On You (2/6)
-2267 acres: MaB (1/8)
-2283 acres: Apple (0/5)
-2749 acres: dwarf soup (0/4)
-2875 acres: SolarPoweredSharkMissile (0/5)
-3871 acres: No One Like You (2/11)
-3873 acres: Entreat the Angels (3/9)
-4188 acres: Th3 Monarch (1/8)
-4515 acres: Sweet Calcutta Rains (4/19)
-4742 acres: Jo Jeeta Wohi Sikandar (1/10)
-4826 acres: daenerys targaryen (4/10)
-4943 acres: zoom (1/9)
-5232 acres: Eddard Stark (0/10)

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Originally Posted by citadela01

Ppl can argue about definition of hostile and whatnot all they want but ultimatelly only definition that was important in this particular case was jdorje's ... and he went with common sense rather than technicality. Granted not Abs practice ... but common sense none the less.

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The only definition of hostile that makes any sense is what Rage told me one age. They told me we were hostile because we didn't have a notice deal ceasefire, despite the fact that we were at war with another kingdom and had an in-game ceasefire with Rage.

Of all the suggestions that have been put out there, this has always made the most sense.

We claimed hoh. We could have hit them before sanc gave us one hit. Sanc would still have waved us. Sanc will not be able to go hostile or war next age without Simians interfering. What dorje did is just very lame and sneaky. Entire server knew that HoH was target for round one and sanc for round two. Little or no respect was given from Dorje. You can obv claim a target by starting a dragon. We started one on HoH before notice was up. Make no misstake that HoH was the target. Abs people can say what they want. I will revenge that dirty move. Sanc will in the end have hurt their kd more then anything else. Remember now that 1 hit claims sanc. Remember that sanc claims targets using multiply dragons while no one else can do this. Remember that a notice is now a legit reason to gangbang another kd. Everything is fair now. Also dont forget that button or hitting above 15 points is not enough to claim a target but 1 hit is. Abs write the rules n bend them as they want. Dorje i swear on my life i will get you.

To everyone in abs that think they are working on lawfirms. There are no more rules and laws. You think the Cats can be a pain in the ass. You watch next age how we treat scum like Dorje.

Ahhh the sweet smell of Simians getting pounded into oblivion by HoH. It smells so very good and it puts a smile on my face to see it.

GO HOH !

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Originally Posted by Anri

To everyone in abs that think they are working on lawfirms. There are no more rules and laws. You think the Cats can be a pain in the ass. You watch next age how we treat scum like Dorje.

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Blah blah blah blah blah blah.

All bark and no bite, that's what Simians is.

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Originally Posted by Anri

To everyone in abs that think they are working on lawfirms. There are no more rules and laws. You think the Cats can be a pain in the ass. You watch next age how we treat scum like Dorje.

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you're dumb, you can claim hoh and sanc cant claim you. Your daddy owns utopia? 1 rule for simians and the rest of you just bow!

nr. 1 why Hoh get a lot of land is simians dont care for this age more ,
nr 2 anri is right rules what the F is that there is none more
nr 3 sanc or abs can now never hostile wave or war more becuse we can just gb them free rember there are no more rules more.

you cant take then take back you always know you made the rules now abs will have to live with it for life time. :D dont cry when you war / wave and 5 kd wave you or hit into your war becuse rember there are NO rules more.

it was irony. grow a brain takeshi. dragons dont claim kds nor does one hit. I would think HoH had wanted to beat us on fair terms if they want to restore rep. I also would think rep is easier restored if you stfu.

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Originally Posted by calle

nr. 1 why Hoh get a lot of land is simians dont care for this age more

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ROFL

What a load of ****. Simians talked ****, noticed 3 kd's, and when Sanc started a dragon and hit Simians ran like the pussies they are to wave HoH who then declared on Simians and beat the **** out of them.

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Originally Posted by calle

nr. 1 why Hoh get a lot of land is simians dont care for this age more ,
nr 2 anri is right rules what the F is that there is none more
nr 3 sanc or abs can now never hostile wave or war more becuse we can just gb them free rember there are no more rules more.

you cant take then take back you always know you made the rules now abs will have to live with it for life time. :D dont cry when you war / wave and 5 kd wave you or hit into your war becuse rember there are NO rules more.

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it will be fun. As soon as abs go hostile/war with any kd we will steal them and hit them. Should be most interesting age in a long time.

tak3shi
sanc hade 1 chanse to claim simians , wave so button was there , they opt not to
they hit 1x and 1x dragon then did nothing , we eat the dragon and the hit and made our pick to hostile hoh with 8 attacks
this is where sanc full wave us , them dubbel hostile and they know it .

i dont know who this sinful nub is. poor fella.

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Originally Posted by Anri

i dont know who this sinful nub is. poor fella.

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I'm just a neutral that is enjoying watching Simians getting destroyed after talking ****.

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Originally Posted by calle

tak3shi
sanc hade 1 chanse to claim simians , wave so button was there , they opt not to
they hit 1x and 1x dragon then did nothing , we eat the dragon and the hit and made our pick to hostile hoh with 8 attacks
this is where sanc full wave us , them dubbel hostile and they know it .

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it was almost 1h where sanc did nothing. Either you give button or you dont. A button means you want to war.

destroyed becuse we want to , there is a diffrence and after dubbel hostile the age was over so who care , only hoh profit from sanc poor dubbel , so congrats on Crown land ( nw if you can pump )

biggest loser here is rage and biggest winner hoh and , sanc yea they can be what ever they are dubbel hostile noob?s

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Originally Posted by sinful

I'm just a neutral that is enjoying watching Simians getting destroyed after talking ****.

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Age was over when sanc doubled us. I dont think anyone care. HoH will get crown very easy. I have not even cared to go to irc. I let you know when we care. Age is over now. And i am going to crete now. Have fun being another abs lapdog.

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Originally Posted by calle

tak3shi
sanc hade 1 chanse to claim simians , wave so button was there , they opt not to
they hit 1x and 1x dragon then did nothing , we eat the dragon and the hit and made our pick to hostile hoh with 8 attacks
this is where sanc full wave us , them dubbel hostile and they know it .

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U knew how to cf rage, why didn't you cf sanc as well? Why did you notice sanc, you don't notice a kd and not fight them if that's the case a lot of kd's can notice you and just random u 1x everyday and send dragons and u can say its not hostile.

I feel sad for Proteus. Maybe we should raze sanc and LL them oow then give rage land. Or we give 100k to HoH. Its funny how HoH will win the age this easy.

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Originally Posted by Anri

Age was over when sanc doubled us. I dont think anyone care. HoH will get crown very easy. I have not even cared to go to irc. I let you know when we care. Age is over now. And i am going to crete now. Have fun being another abs lapdog.

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ROFL. I can't wait for next age to see Simians get destroyed again. Near end of age or not, the game is not over until it's over. If HoH gets the crown, good for them they deserve it. As for Simians, you deserve the pounding you are getting. I only wished I was in Sims so I could turn on all your provs and intraraze them.

Don't give me that "I didn't feel like going to IRC", you were online all day yesterday yet you were scared to come into #tactics. The age is definitely NOT over, I don't see any freeze time, do you?

I'm not an Abs lapdog either, rofl. I ****ing hate Abs, but I hate Simians even more.

i broken 10-20 cfs in the same hour. I did not get raped by 20 kds for it. no logic. We will make our own rules. There are no rules :D

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Originally Posted by Anri

it was irony. grow a brain takeshi. dragons dont claim kds nor does one hit. I would think HoH had wanted to beat us on fair terms if they want to restore rep. I also would think rep is easier restored if you stfu.

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U have no rep to begin with what do you know? Every time u post you're crying, u piss all over the carpet, your bed and now it's time to clean up little boy. Crying won't clean the mess you made. Cry me a river.

As always using terms to your own benefit only. Don't worry if you play dirty next age there are a lot of kd's that are willing to play dirty along with you. :)

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Originally Posted by sinful

ROFL. I can't wait for next age to see Simians get destroyed again. Near end of age or not, the game is not over until it's over. If HoH gets the crown, good for them they deserve it. As for Simians, you deserve the pounding you are getting. I only wished I was in Sims so I could turn on all your provs and intraraze them.

Don't give me that "I didn't feel like going to IRC", you were online all day yesterday yet you were scared to come into #tactics. The age is definitely NOT over, I don't see any freeze time, do you?

I'm not an Abs lapdog either, rofl. I ****ing hate Abs, but I hate Simians even more.

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dude i dont know who you are. What would i do in that channel. I left the game when sanc hit us. I have not been on and i am not going on. I am leaving for semester. I was ****drunk over night and i cant care less about you and that channel.

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Originally Posted by tak3shi

U have no rep to begin with what do you know? Every time u post you're crying, u piss all over the carpet, your bed and now it's time to clean up little boy. Crying won't clean the mess you made. Cry me a river.

As always using terms to your own benefit only. Don't worry if you play dirty next age there are a lot of kd's that are willing to play dirty along with you. :)

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exactly and we outflank absalom 2/1. I am not crying. Abs did the game a favour. Everything is legit now. fun fun

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Originally Posted by tak3shi

U have no rep to begin with what do you know? Every time u post you're crying, u piss all over the carpet, your bed and now it's time to clean up little boy. Crying won't clean the mess you made. Cry me a river.

As always using terms to your own benefit only. Don't worry if you play dirty next age there are a lot of kd's that are willing to play dirty along with you. :)

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I have more rep then most. Good and bad. U really should think for once. We also beat up or revenge all kds that do us wrong. No point talking to a wall.

Personally I'm glad Proteus probably isn't getting another crown. He's already won the most crowns per ages played ever in Utopia (min 10 ages).

Maybe he can still crown. We prob make sure he does. Since takeshi dude wants to keep talking. Sanc not getting it. Nor HoH any longer.

anyway i am not leading kd or anything right now so its up to rest of council. I am back in time of next age. Til then dont get to lonely and loving without me here.

The point I ask again, whoever says Sanctuary was retarded for not full waving while Simians was in fortified, please ask yourselves without being biased how in the hell that is a good idea?
Yeah sure, attack into a fortified kingdom while your gains are crap, then let Simians declare and get a full first wave in war. With our war with BiO, neither kingdom full waved in fort. I don't know if you guys even remember but the whole idea of Utopia is strategy is it not? Utopia "The STRATEGY game for Hardcore players." Key word being Strategy. It's not sanctuaries fault that they were fully committed to wave Simian's as soon as they went out of fortified, and Simian's hit into HoH (who at the time did not hit back). Simian's did give Sanct notice and cause them to be pumped instead of dicing, which slowed their growth. Last time I checked they still wanted to win the age, so are you guys saying that because Anri says so, they have to just miss out on all that dice time, then just roll over when Simian's say, nah we said we will fight you, we gave you notice, now we changed our mind, so sucks to be you for missing out on all that dicing.

Rigga Prease...

And before Sanct waved Simians did they not say they will wave once Simians got out of fortified? Well before Simians waved HoH. And guess what, they did it. Jesus Christ. When I was monarch of a ghetto kingdom last age this happened to us almost every single war and we got in 6 wars at the end of the age... no one gave a crap, God forbid how it's such a big deal now. Simians do something dodgy and then defend themselves saying its perfectly fine, now something dodgy happens, brought on by the decisions that Simian's made as Dharan said, and they cry woe is me. Deal with the cards you have been given.

I enjoy having kingdoms like Simians and BiO up top , It makes things interesting. I hope that next age Simians is right up there in top 5 with BiO. HoH is always getting mixed up with Absalom due to cf with them and probably always will which is unfortunate. We enjoy wars against good competition, as far as I know the age isn't over and anything can happen.

We have warred the 2 kingdoms that last age beat the bejeezus out of us trying to get some respect back from the community and ourselves. We have gotten the respect back for ouselves, I hope that we have gained it back from the community.

I wish all of this Sanctuary/Absalom had never happened and we would have had a 1 vs 1 fight, it didn't pan out that way tho. We did the best we could in a bad situation and warred. I don't think belittling good competition does not help make the game better, i do
Like a little smack talk from time to time like a lot here. But there is a time and a place for that, and this is neither.

Kudos to Anri and Simians for making the game interesting and rolling the dice taking a chance on #1 rather then becoming complacent in 2-3 spot doing whatever he could to give his kingdom the best chance he could for his kingdom. Like I say the age is not over and it might be an uphill fight but I hope they do continue to try for thier crown and wish them luck regardless of the outcome of this war. As far as I'm concerned we have won, winning for us is respect NOT crowns.

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Originally Posted by Anri

it was almost 1h where sanc did nothing. Either you give button or you dont. A button means you want to war.

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Waving a KD in fortified with all their armies at home is the single most stupid thing I have heard especially when you know they will be leaving fortified soon. Any other idiotic comments?

You were noticed sanc wanted war and were told when you left fortified you'd be waved. That's also what happened... You should have waved sanc instead of putting youself into a double hostile. What you did was you/your KD's choice and no one else's. Now live up to the consequences of your actions and stop crying about it.

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Originally Posted by Anri

Maybe he can still crown. We prob make sure he does. Since takeshi dude wants to keep talking. Sanc not getting it. Nor HoH any longer.

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sure make an excuse for your loss on intentional farming out. You're the king of excuses after all. And I don't play in HoH, let's just say I'm in the position to fsu for any age i play, watch your back Anri, try something dirty and just as EJ backed up Pink we'll back anyone that u pull **** on. :)

This is sad :(

I miss coss.

You got outplayed anri. Go FSU next age all ya want but this age ya got beaten fair and square through no fault other then your own actions.

I am not making any excuses for simians at all. we tried something and it failed. I do think sanc-dorje did hit into a hostile, but it is us the simians who allowed that to happen. had we noticed all three abs kds and made it march 1 , march 7 and march 13 then we be fine cause we would been hostile with hoh and hoh-siamians would had a battle. But we didnt we made mistakes, this does not make us a ghetto. All the hate flying is stupid, Anri is a great leader, he got simians in top 4 in the hunt vs 3 good kds sanc, rage and hoh alot more then most kds can say. I support anri right or wrong. this wasnt his age but i am sure he and Simians will be back to fight again.
Also i think dorje did great job tricking simians into thinking they would fight hoh alone. he built his cow up great
Hoh should be commended also especailly crazy pete for his post as they never once talked **** to us that i know of
and rage also, proteus was cool when i talked to him and althought we have went from friends to enemies in past and had our own words he was a good leader and treated us with respect.
It funny most the people throwing hate at anri and simians here arent even in those 3 kds, those 3 kds have acted civil. It is the riff raff wannabees who talk ****... i dont know the exact quote really from the movie THE FIRm where jack nicholson says if you dont like the way i defend you get your own gun and fight. I suggest some these guys who are quick to jump on anri stop talking and go try fight him, cause as i see it simians still is ranked 4th and they arent.

Ghettos make mistakes every day. It's the elimination of such errors that makes a kingdom better. Keep working at it guys, I suspect by age 100 you'll have it down to a science.

Also, those kingdoms project a civil front. You should be aware they're laughing hysterically in private.

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Originally Posted by octobrev

Also, those kingdoms project a civil front. You should be aware they're laughing hysterically in private.

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Piggy-backing on what princess said, I am curious, octobrev.....how are you and trollfags doing since we beat you guys down twice this age? talk **** all you want, but none of you have the talent to challenge us.

as the cliche goes...put up or shut up.

Simians always puts up a good fight. You all should try it some time.

I've talent to spare. You should be made aware that 2/3 of the kingdom was forum recruits and a few of them don't even use irc. The fact that you didn't pull enough acres off us to compensate for lost dicing speaks volumes about the state of your own crew. We can discuss talent when you back 2 back.

The one thing I don't get is when anri says "our age was over the minute sanc waved us (as we were giving hoh the button)"...since I had told you an hour earlier we were going to wave you, that means you chose to end your age? Or did you think it was over already and just wanted to have something to complain about?