UF News: Starcraft is gobbled up by Pacman's Sidekick
Pacman's Sidekick were looking for a good war OOP and when they ran across Starcraft, who had a full kd and has made a bit of a name for themselves, they said 'Game on' and hit into Starcraft with massacres. Starcraft had been waved by 3 kds two days OOP and were also seeking war. After weighing their options, they chose to war Packman's Sidekick, seeing as they had 5 Faeries, and only 23 provs. Starcraft returned fire and war was imminent.
June 3 of YR0 Starcraft has declared WAR with our kingdom!
Upon declaration, PS had sent their dragon and started the next one. Starcraft, who was having economy issues, choose to use their money to pump themselves rather than pouring it into the dragon.
Starcraft chose to chain down targets who did not have incoming land. The prov of 'jelly bean chef' was taken down to 200 acres quickly, and a 'Toothless Fluffer' was next. PS on the other hand executed some very solid chains on 'Sarah Kerrigan' and 'James Raynor'
By around day 2 of war, Starcraft finally completed their dragon, and decided it would be better to kill their current dragon and receive the Ruby dragon that PS certainly had completed and waiting. So on July 12th, Starcraft sent their dragon, and killed off their current Emerald drake. Not to be outdone, PS launched their dragon at Starcraft on the 12th as well as starting a new one and killing off Starcraft's dragon in 5 hours.
Starcraft focused on bringing down PS's heavy attackers, however, they were never able to knock them out and while all that was happening, PS's Human merchants were left alone. The war raged on and after the first few days, Starcraft was only getting subpar activity from their mages and was forced to change builds to try and pump their wpa for better success.
As the war dragged through the weekend, activity slowed in both kds. While PS managed to make due with that they had, someone in Starcraft quite literally made a fatal error, and his province was pk'ed.
After a few more days of a back and forth war, Starcraft decided they had had enough and wanted to move on. First, Starcraft asked for a MP to save some honor since the war was fairly close, which was promptly denied. So the order was given for last hits...
July 3 of YR1 Starcraft has withdrawn from war. Our people rejoice at our victory!
*Uniques were asked to be excluded*
For the period of June 3 of YR0 to July 2 of YR1 (192 hours)
The Kingdom of Starcraft
Total Attacks Made: 715 (17690 acres)
-- Traditional March: 503 (16679 acres)
-- Conquest: 10 (291 acres)
-- Ambush: 20 (720 acres)
-- Raze: 54 (943 acres)
-- Massacres: 66 (5593 people)
-- Learns: 3
-- Failed Attacks: 59 (8.3% failure)
Total acres exchanged: +488 acres (715/678)
+841 acres: Zerathul (39/0)
+568 acres: Drunken Ghost (19/6)
+497 acres: CatsOfShakuras (34/0)
+368 acres: Char (23/3)
+288 acres: Anonymous province (4/0)
+198 acres: Terran Medic (11/1)
+156 acres: Universe News Network (36/12)
+124 acres: NoReaverNoCry (23/17)
+91 acres: Terran Dominion (34/24)
+79 acres: arbiter of fbrilliancys (21/14)
+56 acres: Zerg Milker2 (6/0)
+39 acres: Banshe (28/19)
+30 acres: DeadAndFurious (27/21)
+17 acres: Death Reaper (20/0)
+6 acres: Zerg Cerebrate (10/1)
+0 acres: Gray Infester (9/0)
-36 acres: Aristocratic SCV (39/21)
-84 acres: Power Overwhelming (12/8)
-84 acres: Ghost arzu (15/18)
-89 acres: DAHMUSKROEN EMPEROR of KRYPTON (37/9)
-165 acres: The Overmind (25/15)
-193 acres: dada (38/35)
-228 acres: Insomniac Marine (18/19)
-355 acres: braxis (54/132)
-404 acres: Zerg Milker (14/33)
-605 acres: Sarah Kerrigan (60/149)
-627 acres: James Raynor (59/121)
The Kingdom of Pacman's Sidekick
Total Attacks Made: 678 (18256 acres)
-- Traditional March: 600 (17494 acres)
-- Ambush: 21 (762 acres)
-- Raze: 17 (257 acres)
-- Massacres: 8 (7585 people)
-- Failed Attacks: 32 (4.7% failure)
Total acres exchanged: +896 acres (678/718)
+1482 acres: Anonymous province (13/0)
+441 acres: Oyster Floater (36/13)
+372 acres: Crocodile Wrangler (21/2)
+302 acres: Cheese Sprayer (21/9)
+296 acres: Looser Dominating (35/7)
+295 acres: Free Mouth Hugs (23/7)
+183 acres: Jailbait Dominatrix (22/12)
+162 acres: Coffee bean sampler (51/54)
+133 acres: Ladysitter (28/1)
+114 acres: Dice Inspector (37/16)
+66 acres: Wrinkle Chasers of Apartmentz (37/21)
+57 acres: Cave canare (12/8)
+47 acres: Wardrobe Saboteur (20/1)
+38 acres: Pet Detective (10/0)
+38 acres: Whiskey Ambassador (12/0)
+29 acres: Blind Mime (17/0)
+21 acres: Professional Whistler (15/16)
-73 acres: PacMans Sidekick (42/46)
-87 acres: HollyOrc Idol (22/6)
-189 acres: Toothless Fluffer (51/56)
-305 acres: Releaser of the Hounds (21/32)
-466 acres: Squishy Marshmellow Maker (51/60)
-620 acres: Director of Chaos (33/68)
-1440 acres: jelly bean chef (48/283)
Scavenger, of Pacman's Sidekick: "We have much respect for Starcraft, who gave us exactly what we were looking for. A really tough and challenging war."
Al3x, of Starcraft: "A piece of advice from dada a member of Starcraft ?Don?t go into war if you are poor, in a war poor ones always lose.?
I just want to say thanks for the first war of the age and hope for many more as joyable as this just not as long and as long as we win some ;)"
Thanks to Al3x and Scavenger for participating.
