Welcome one and all to the joys of the pleasure castle!
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Welcome one and all to the joys of the pleasure castle!
oooh.. ooh.. i want to be a faery is that ok?
no its not you are the monkeybatpig!
moneys eat bananas = better than faerys
oh and i dont like bananas.
dont spam the thread gergnub, this is serious business.. can i be a vampire then?
only if your a vampire rabbithumpingdingo
ok, ill be serious now.
so raki is a vampire.
i want to be a Wizard. who rides a polar bear.
blademaster, what about you?
Cool.. like a night elf mohawk sort of?
can i be the sexy female thief? in tights?
sure.. what race?
i call dwf!
nah, no night elf mohawk. ill just be an old white bearded man who rides a polar bear and casts fireballs!
maybe i should be a Halfling psionic assassin, with tight tights!
Ok,
gerg: polar bear wizard
bm: sexy dwarf thief
me: vampire brujah
what skills do you want ?
i want to turn into mist and merge with the ground!
skills: spellcasting (duh), polar bear taming + polar bear language skill, senile man skill.
i want to climb trees and fire burning arrows!
Cool..
what weapons do you want then? i guess you want a bow BM?
i will have an XlogBow.
and a simitar!
Gergie what weapon are you gonna have? I want to start playing soon!
he should probably have a sharp pointy stick wandstaff!
i think we might have to play without him BM
k.
Stalking through the pink and fluffy Castle Raki and BladeMaster Come across a large green door maked DONOTENTER
Master Master BladeMaster Cries, Look Look! The Door the Door!
(hahah.. =D)
omg. what shall we do what shall we do ze rhino vampire responds.
Opening the door slowly Raki and BladeMaster Creep into a blindling bright room of yellow
IM BLIND IM BLIND Cries BladeMaster
MY eyes MY EYES!!! He Screeches!
Hmmms have tyrax been here with his crayons ze Rhino ponders..
zip it BM, i cant even think with you making so much noise!
Waiting Silently BladeMaster unwittingly Sets off the dreaded MyLittlePony Trap
OH NO!! Quick QUICK RUN! THE PONEHS ARE COMING! BladeMaster SHouts while running in circles
In the Distance a Booming Noise is heard *NEIGH*
Pfff.. Sir Rhinolot charges the center field! (medieval madness ftw)
*KABLAM*
once the dust clears all ponies are dead and ze rhino stands triumphant at the battle field.
Whats next BM? What more do you see a head?
I CANT SEE!! BladeMaster Cries *unknowingly Holding His eyes shut*
after a sound thump on the head for BladeMaster, He and Raki continue on their journey to the center of the Castle to finally face the dreaded terror but soon they arrive at a crossroad
Pfff stop being so girly!
Oooooh.. me puts on his battle horn! EN GARDE!
Watching Raki charge away down the left fork, BladeMaster see the Sign hidden just around the bend, and isnt suprised when Raki charges back follow by several golems
Making use of his short legs BladeMaster Runs down the right fork unaware of the dangers lurking ahead
g000000000lemssssssss! HALP PLZ the rhino yells.. desperately trying to find BM
Returning double speed in the opposite direction BladeMaster Crashes into Raki unwittingly saving them both from the low flying Fry Pan of UFOs
RUN!!
STOP LITTLE PUNY MAN, comes the cry off in the distance
Looking at eachother Raki and BladeMaster Scream
Pff.. im no girl, youre the one screaming for us both!
(what happens next?)
The golems collide into the frying pan and are shatter apart, but then the thundering foot steps from the right begin to get closer
BACK TO THE LEFT!!!
OOoh ooh.. g0lems g0lems ze rhino moos.. what shall we doooooo BM?
RHYME this aint the time!
Lead the way with your creepyness!
with that Blademaster Races down the Left fork with Raki in close pursuit and the thundering footsteps moving ever closer
To the left to the left everything you own in the box to the left
Raki soon runs into a low wall and Blade Master Disappears down the low tunnel when raki hears
He He Heh, I will eat your Brains!
from Behind
omg who said that ze rhino stutters.. where did you go BM? HALP ITS DARK HERE!