Undead Dark Elf

Jul 3 of YR2 Grrahl invaded and pillaged Enemy 1.
Jul 4 of YR2 Grrahl captured 40 acres of land Enemy 1.
Jul 4 of YR2 Grrahl captured 26 acres of land Enemy 1.
Jul 4 of YR2 Grrahl captured 17 acres of land Enemy 1.
Jul 12 of YR2 Enemy 2 attacked and abducted scientists from Grrahl.
Jul 12 of YR2 Enemy 2 attacked and abducted scientists from Grrahl.
Jul 16 of YR2 Grrahl captured 71 acres of land from Enemy 3.
Jul 16 of YR2 Grrahl captured 20 acres of land from Enemy 4.
Jan 10 of YR3 Grrahl captured 80 acres of land from Enemy 5.
Jan 10 of YR3 Grrahl invaded and abducted scientists from Enemy 6.
Jan 15 of YR3 Enemy 7 invaded Grrahl and captured 45 acres of land.
Feb 15 of YR3 Grrahl captured 81 acres of land from Enemy 5.
Mar 5 of YR3 Grrahl captured 81 acres of land from Enemy 6.
Mar 23 of YR3 Grrahl captured 68 acres of land from Enemy 6.
Mar 24 of YR3 Enemy 6 ambushed armies from Grrahl and took 34 acres of land.
Mar 24 of YR3 Enemy 6 invaded Grrahl and captured 130 acres of land.
Apr 1 of YR3 Grrahl captured 48 acres of land from Enemy 6.
Apr 16 of YR3 Grrahl captured 59 acres of land from Enemy 7.
Apr 21 of YR3 Enemy 6 invaded Grrahl and captured 98 acres of land.
Apr 24 of YR3 Grrahl captured 65 acres of land from Enemy 6.
May 10 of YR3 Enemy 6 attempted to invade Grrahl.
May 10 of YR3 Enemy 6 invaded Grrahl and captured 80 acres of land.
May 18 of YR3 Grrahl captured 74 acres of land from Enemy 6.
May 18 of YR3 Grrahl captured 48 acres of land from Enemy 6.
Jun 14 of YR3 Grrahl captured 60 acres of land from Enemy 8.


Pumping Wizzards, while playing as attacker.. did high rax, high guilds start.. been army in, army out'ish with OSpecs army since oop.. converting nyce drows.. doing WTs instead of thievry.. going Hybrid later in age, Attacker Mage.. Just keep acerage within kd attacker parameters, and/or just abduct/plunder oow..

I just love me slums and unholy places.. Undying as an olden fart.. Cosmic Dominator, The Undying Grrahl of Shayol Ghul

Seven days, Seventeen hits.. lol

It would be cool if the Devs made Spells and Science "invisible" to a SoT, so you'd need to do SoM, SoS and "Spy on/Divine Magic Auras" (bring back CB) to get exact intel on a province.

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Offensive Military Effectiveness 107.6% Net Offensive Points at Home 32,406
Defensive Military Effectiveness 126.7% Net Defensive Points at Home 44,694

Army Availability
Marching Army Army #1 3 gen, 1,921 OSpecs, 266 Drows, 2187 War Horses (+Prisoners)
Undeployed Army
Generals 2
Soldiers 938
Night Rangers 529
Druids 0
Drows 4,904
War Horses 213

uhh whats the point of this. Is this a question?

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Nah.. its my activity since oop, jul3y2

But I do have a question for you

I just land in Random KDs, usually.. Back in the day I was King Metastappe of Arktic Shayol Ghul.. back then Sci was Books, and Old-Schol was Fkn triremes.. this game is very old.. How Come PPL tend to come back to this game?
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It's, like, if u first start playing, u keep on playing.. I know of Dead Utopians!

Strat0castle has some competition I see

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Originally Posted by Grrahl

It would be cool if the Devs made Spells and Science "invisible" to a SoT, so you'd need to do SoM, SoS and "Spy on/Divine Magic Auras" to get exact intel on a province.

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You can't see an opponent's spells on a SoT (or any other intel op) and to see their science you need to de the SoS. Seems that's what you want, no?

The only things you can see on a SoT are the throne page and if the opponent has plague (unless undead), a ritual or a dragon.

I know.. lol.. but intel should be more involved

The SoT Just returns values modified by buildings, spells, wages and honor

17 hits on 7 enmies the last 7-8 days.. Unpunished enemy action: 2 hits, enemy currently at war.. status -awaiting outcome of war, and retaliate (unless at war/under orders)

OSpecs 51 49 52 50 52 50 52 50 49 52 50 52 50 50 52 49 52 50 47 43 43 41 42 38
Druids
Drows 8 9 10 9 10 9 9 10 8 10 9 10 9 9 10 9 9 9 3 3
Thieves 22 20 18 18 20 18 18 18 19 17 20 18 17 19 18 19 18 19 6 7 2 3 2

My ghetto ghettoes your ghetto

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Originally Posted by Swagger

Strat0castle has some competition I see

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lmao

And you gave 8 points to the first tarets kingdom why? that is ops for 2 days if they feel like punishing you, also I think that you ended up giving unfriendly for 2 days vs enemy 6 + once more very briefly before that, how does your monarch like having to deal with a lose cannon like that and possible having to do diplo because of you? Are your team not aware that your actions ould end up giving the button to someone eventually.

It sounds nothing like StratO, he never gives away unfriendly and only retals hits on himself and kingdomfellors, it sounds more like the troll guy we had arround who thougth he was good because he could bottomfeed on someone that could not retal him, but ended up retailating on me insted. How many hits did your kingdomfellors take from the people you randommed?

Beastmode

Pretty sure they meant in the way he communicates.

Who is this ghetto?

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Originally Posted by Folle

Who is this ghetto?

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Classic

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Originally Posted by Madchess

And you gave 8 points to the first tarets kingdom why? that is ops for 2 days if they feel like punishing you, also I think that you ended up giving unfriendly for 2 days vs enemy 6 + once more very briefly before that, how does your monarch like having to deal with a lose cannon like that and possible having to do diplo because of you? Are your team not aware that your actions ould end up giving the button to someone eventually.

It sounds nothing like StratO, he never gives away unfriendly and only retals hits on himself and kingdomfellors, it sounds more like the troll guy we had arround who thougth he was good because he could bottomfeed on someone that could not retal him, but ended up retailating on me insted. How many hits did your kingdomfellors take from the people you randommed?

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Yeah.. but not with KDs too much more powerful than ours.. Lols..

Beast Mode, indeed :D

1.35 ticks to army returns

That's what I love about Utopia.. someone taking it as seriously as Strato, to the point of philosophy.. and someone not giving a flying fk about anything.. like me

This guy is pro at whoring. Someone recruit him!

I like his post scripts memo's when he edits his posts.

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Originally Posted by Avenger

This guy is pro at whoring. Someone recruit him!

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Aside from the back and forth with enemy 6 I'd agree, a few pointers and this is good whoring material!

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Originally Posted by Grrahl

That's what I love about Utopia.. someone taking it as seriously as Strato, to the point of philosophy.. and someone not giving a flying fk about anything.. like me

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Agreed. When I use to grab acres at my whim I still wasn't an ace like some guys I've seen. Glad you're out there.

On the subject, a bocan hit me random with a conquest. It was intriguing because I noted he hit the tick before day change and held enough offense to strike again. This in no way dissuaded me since it was now an interesting challenge, but for one thing:

He was about the smallest guy in his kingdom and I felt he was trying to make the safest hits to whore up. Though a daunting foe, I'm not into holding a straggler back doing business. If he looks good after our war I might return fire, but just a token gesture ;)

The only guy you can compare to StratO is the man who rule the universe, you really should be paying attention all who want success cause his words are golden.

http://hitchhikersguidetoearth.wikia...f_the_Universe

You should make a UtopiaTemple strategy guide on this setup

In Starfleet Battles the Romulans had a ship called a Mauler.

It was a ship built around a weapon. The hull was packed with a crapload of batteries which you'd charge via warp drive engines. So you'd schlepp around the battle zone like a slug, charging this huge weapon and try to maneuver into a position with as many enemy ships you could manage to get in your blast radius. The weapon was medium range at best and emitted a cone of destruction like a volcano.

We could build a kingdom based on that concept. Sorta like a whoring kingdom cow array but with pure destruction as the principal. The kingdom would charge the weapon as it were. Our only goal: to aim this thing at stuff and watch it explode.

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Originally Posted by Swagger

Strat0castle has some competition I see

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haven't whole heartedly laughed in this forum in a while, well played sir

I just found out Swagger runs stuff. Leadership. It's an admirable talent.

I could never do it. I'm only good at rolling my eyes and answering questions with rhetorical questions.

"You're using that bot thing, right? So you're asking the guy who doesn't use bots?" < is my best leadership effort.

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Originally Posted by StratOcastle

In Starfleet Battles the Romulans had a ship called a Mauler.

It was a ship built around a weapon. The hull was packed with a crapload of batteries which you'd charge via warp drive engines. So you'd schlepp around the battle zone like a slug, charging this huge weapon and try to maneuver into a position with as many enemy ships you could manage to get in your blast radius. The weapon was medium range at best and emitted a cone of destruction like a volcano.

We could build a kingdom based on that concept. Sorta like a whoring kingdom cow array but with pure destruction as the principal. The kingdom would charge the weapon as it were. Our only goal: to aim this thing at stuff and watch it explode.

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Was done before. Guy named HellRazor.

Was hilarious to watch Abs and a number of other kingdoms stop all whoring to raze our kingdom to the ground.

Hell must rise again in more PC modern fashion.

I summons Cream of Heck.

Would be happy with less, just a kingdom that would wave whichever of the big guys that explored and bloated out first no matter the size diffrence or who it was, simply doing it because the big ones was landfat. If I was not to lead either that would be great.

Was in a kingdom once where we did this, the incinerators, it was done without regards for the team however and the kingdom never progressed cause we lost so many people all the time we got run over.

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Originally Posted by Madchess

Would be happy with less, just a kingdom that would wave whichever of the big guys that explored and bloated out first no matter the size diffrence or who it was, simply doing it because the big ones was landfat. If I was not to lead either that would be great.

Was in a kingdom once where we did this, the incinerators, it was done without regards for the team however and the kingdom never progressed cause we lost so many people all the time we got run over.

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It's a shame. I understand players who have no stomach for it, but you'd think such a kingdom would be a beacon for the "hold my beer" fanatics. The game goes beyond math into dynamics like random setbacks and varitable snooker tactics. You end up fighting some of the best kingdoms in the game and that's a benchmark kingdom value.

If you're going to have a losing record it should look like a Hall of Fame. And I always say, if you have a winning record it should look like a Hall of Fame to.

** Uniques for XX:XX **
Grrahl - 2

Grrahl unforunately did not live up to the hype once war actually occured...

Classic

don't sell all your stone on the market, you are going to need it.