UF News: All Aboard the Paintrain!

Quick note: After attempting to contact Aggression's monarch, he defected before answering whether or not the kd would like to participate with the article. If anyone from Aggression would like to add anything to the article, please feel free to get a hold of me. Given the one-sidedness of my information, I'll do my best to keep this unbiased, and anything that seems biased is not intentional =\. Also, sorry for not having this proof read, but I want to get this out as it's been put off for way too long.

While ANZAC Paintrain was searching for a war, 'SO-YouThinkYouCan-VIET' randomed into Aggression's 'AggressioN OrangE' and within the same hour was retalled by not only 'AggressioN OrangE' but 'AggressioN KorP' as well. The speed at which they retalled hinted that Aggression was searching for a war, so ANZAC Paintrain jumped at the opportunity. ANZAC Paintrain planned a 14-hit wave to get them to max out unfriendly on the hostile meter. The targets were 'VagrantRiot', 'Of The Art', and 'Bdown2'. The plan was a large massacre wave, however one anonymous kd member TM'ed 'Imper' who was not even on the target list and even worse, put ANZAC Paintrain as hostile against Aggression.

February 22 of YR12 AggrssN has declared WAR with our kingdom!

Aggression could not have picked a better time to declare war. The majority of ANZAC Paintrain had just gone to sleep, leaving the kd as sitting ducks until people woke up to respond. Aggression took this advantage and used it to target 'Rob0ballfro' ANZAC Paintrain's highest offensive prov. On declaration, ANZAC Paintrain had 2 provs online, and they chose to target 'Conformity' whose army was out.

Eventually, as ANZAC Paintrain's leadership woke up to find themselves in war, they adapted a "Primary/Secondary Chain" system. They decided to target 'Ressurerection' and chose to continue to focus on 'Conformity' as the secondary target, whose army still had not returned home. By this time, ANZAC Paintrain had decided to hold their dragon until the majority of the kd was ready to hit, to maximize it's usefulness. On March 2nd, Paintrain's dragon was on it's way. Aggression, not soo quick with their dragon, had their dragon sent on the 13th, and ANZAC Paintrain had it killed in 6 hours.

By the second day of the war, Paintrain figured they were not going to be able to grow up any unbreakables without turtling, which they did not want to do, so they decided that the gameplan was to outgun Aggression and force them into surrendering. ANZAC Paintrain focused chaining 'AggressioN SmokinSweetness' and 'Pullo of Screams'.

By day 3 and 4, the activity turned in favor of ANZAC Paintrain. Over this time, Paintrain finished up the war by chaining 'AggressioN McMLXxX', 'AggressioN Castor Troy', 'Screams of Namur', and 'AggressioN Borked'. By the end of the war, Paintrain chained 'AggressioN Ressurerection'. After that chain, ANZAC Paintrain switched to max gains and Aggression soon surrendered.

June 8 of YR12 AggrssN At War has withdrawn from war. Our people rejoice at our victory!

Summary by ANZAC Paintrain.
For the period of February 22 of YR12 to June 8 of YR12 (83 hours)
-- By UPCF [0.99c] http://unwantedcreations.com/utopia/ceformatter.php



** Summary **

Total Attacks Made: 237 (27005 acres)
-- Traditional March: 208 (26612 acres)
-- Conquest: 8 (153 acres)
-- Ambush: 3 (240 acres)
-- Raze: 1 (58 acres)
-- Failed Attacks: 17 (7.2% failure)
Total Attacks Suffered: 241 (20148 acres)
-- Traditional March: 196 (18904 acres)
-- Ambush: 11 (748 acres)
-- Raze: 4 (496 acres)
-- Massacres: 5 (21072 people)
-- Learns: 8
-- Plunders: 2
-- Failed Attacks: 15 (6.2% failure)




The Kingdom of ANZAC Paintrain

Total acres exchanged: +6857 acres (237/241)
+1773 acres: Soviet Mog (10/0)
+1518 acres: Soviet Karnivool (9/4)
+1219 acres: Soviet Red (12/0)
+1053 acres: Soviet Cookiez (11/4)
+1019 acres: SO-YouThinkYouCan-VIET (12/2)
+920 acres: CHlNA (12/0)
+795 acres: Soviet SpaceMonkey (9/2)
+710 acres: So-Viet Cong (14/18)
+610 acres: Soviet Devil (10/0)
+512 acres: Soviet elozop (10/2)
+460 acres: teh Maxfacs (5/2)
+329 acres: Soviet Zombies (8/7)
+295 acres: Soviet PinguTheRed (19/11)
+294 acres: Soviet (16/14)
+161 acres: Soviet Cymindis (11/3)
-357 acres: Krozair Soviet (15/23)
-362 acres: Soviet Union (6/9)
-494 acres: Soviet Anastrophe (11/16)
-707 acres: Soviet Brutality (11/36)
-1217 acres: Soviet Nicholson (11/29)
-1674 acres: Soviet Rob0Ballfro (15/59)




The Kingdom of AggressioN

Total acres exchanged: -7411 acres (241/237)
+1342 acres: Anonymous province (16/0)
+674 acres: AggressioN BdowN2 (13/2)
+589 acres: AggressioN Sanchez (4/0)
+387 acres: AggressioN Imper (9/3)
+305 acres: AggressioN KorP (5/0)
+271 acres: AggressioN Rawe Rantas (12/6)
+269 acres: AggressioN VagrantRiot (16/1)
+87 acres: Aggressions Of Anguish (1/0)
+72 acres: InSaNe Dragons (3/0)
+44 acres: AggressioN OrangE (15/8)
-188 acres: AggressioN El Timba (10/6)
-238 acres: AggressioN Gem (0/1)
-649 acres: Screams of Namur (12/9)
-702 acres: AggressioN of Conformity (26/40)
-763 acres: AggressioN Cules (3/10)
-943 acres: Pullo of Screams (6/13)
-985 acres: AggressioN Castor Troy (17/16)
-1056 acres: AggressioN Ressurerection (16/14)
-1105 acres: AggressioN McMLXxX (8/10)
-1276 acres: AggressioN Cutie (20/58)
-1745 acres: AggressioN Borked (14/19)
-1801 acres: AggressioN SmokinSweetness (15/21)


Throughout the war, ANZAC Paintrain focused on Greed, Riots, and MS, while utilizing NM's for chains.

ANZAC Paintrain's an all Austrailian/New Zealander warring kingdom. I'm sure they'll make themselves more available if they want that =]

Paintrain's leadership: "Thanks to AggressioN for being without a doubt the most enjoyable of our opponents to war. It's always refreshing to have a war where both sides can share a joke or two and keep it light-hearted. We wish them all the best for the remainder of the age, and look forward to the re-match that they've promised!"

Thanks to ANZAC Paintrain for contacting me and cooperating =]

Love the title :)

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Originally Posted by Scavenger

Love the title :)

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+1 nice

7000 acre exchange... ouch. Thanks for the article!

Good article, shame about the lack of info from the other side.

Great gains as well :D

Awesome!!

Good work guys. :)

Jobooooooo

Horrible start by us ... That Anon nearly killed us. Thanks again to Aggression and it's a shame your monarch left. Keep your heads up over there!

Everything from here is just my personal opinion however it seemed Aggression's plan was to begin with deep chains on our higher offense provinces before switching to a semi-chain strategy. The idea behind the semi-chains was simply to restrict our higher peasant counts and try to neutralise our economies. Whilst doing so they focused their Magic Ops, on our solitary Human Merchant destroying his economy within the first day of war. After this point i'm unsure who they op'ed ... No one in our KD has mentioned mass-magic against them. In the meantime they were hoping to turtle several of their larger Avians / Halflings whilst using their core group of Halflings to Night Strike our remaining High Offense provinces.

Special thanks to Palem for the awesome write up :)

What ever mate

cool =)

wish we made a monarch defect :(

I got like 1 hit and 3 fails on me... Sooo fat after that war lol. Good job I got cashed up quick and built some defence :)

hehehehe go team go!

Didn't even know Anzac is still alive. Good to hear I guess.

Nice article!

Nice article. Nice job on ANZAC Paintrain being able to overcome a surprise declaration.

Well, sorry to say you guyS didnt make our monarch defect,

Its pretty much an ok article, at this point aggression really doesnt have much to add, paintrain fought good and deserves the win, however, we Will return the favour NeXT age, as promissed!

All we can say is, the declaration was somewhat ? suprise for us aswell...

All in all, was ?n honorable war and Both sides vad fun during!

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Paintrain's leadership: "Thanks to AggressioN for being with a doubt the most enjoyable of our opponents to war. It's always refreshing to have a war where both sides can share a joke or two and keep it light-hearted. We wish them all the best for the remainder of the age, and look forward to the re-match that they've promised!"

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At first I was like, haha nice sarcasm. As I read on, I realised it was Palem's typo.

I copy and pasted it. It wasn't my typo lol

K9Orange Im sure Paintrain wont have any problems warring you guys again! Looking forward to being part of the action next time round :P.

Isn't Paintrain AZNAC's bot? :O

*this ****** is confused*

@ TeddySpin - No sarcasm, they were. Our first opponents this round were nothing short of douches, so it was a good change to see someone actually visit the WF and in a couple of cases share a joke or two. Comment was poorly written on my part. Palem, if you want mate, please remove the section TeddySpin had in bold, doesn't look good :(

@ MA - Not quite ... The original ANZAC Kingdom was split when a few blokes created "Nubhats" with the first group taking the name "Paintrain". "Nubhats" has since disbanded but the rest of us are still here. Our bot was named after our KD lol.

I fixed the original post, if dj wants to change the quote that's up to him, but I won't edit posts that don't break any rules lol

*humps jobolob*

Kinda like some of our wars this age... ha ( I'm a new zealander and one day would liek to be apart of anzac paintrain, or my KD will... how do we say it.. thump em one good one.. haha)

How long have you been saying that for bro?

nice!

Good job guys. U deserve the win!!!!

came to the conclusion this age.. lols