UF NEWS: FreeakStyle Baits Notorious KLA with Corn Balls

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05-01-2012, 16:48
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UF NEWS: FreeakStyle Baits Notorious KLA with Corn Balls

UF NEWS: Freeakstyle Baits Notorious KLA with CornBalls

Notorious KLA had been eagerly seeking their fifth war since New Year's is over and they came across FreeakStyle who shared similar sentiments. Hostile was fairly straight forward as both kingdoms traded blows with one another to escalate the meter slowly into hostile. At that point Notorious KLA had the button and intended to declare on Freeakstyle, but two of their biggest provinces decided to hop into Vacation Mode due to real life issues that recently came up.

Upon noticing this, BaNaN, monarch of Notorious KLA decided to abort and send a ceasefire request to FreeakStyle who were not very happy as relations were hostile and a lot of work has been put into the hostile situation.

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Hostile Meter Summary

The points meter was 21 for FreeakStyle and 19 for Notorious KLA when the CF was sent and BaNaN issued orders to stop hitting into FreeakStyle.

After Daily Decay
Freeakstyle 21 * 0.16666 = 17 points
Notorious 19 * 0.16666 = 16 points

June 1 of YR8 memento mori (Notorious KLA) invaded and stole from Sleepy (FreeakStyle).
June 1 of YR8 memento mori (Notorious KLA) attempted an invasion of Sleepy (FreeakStyle), but was repelled.

FreeakStyle 17 - Notorious KLA 17

June 7 of YR8 UngaBunga (Notorious KLA) killed 2,216 people within Skurvash (FreeakStyle).
June 7 of YR8 Sheila On 7 (FreeakStyle) ambushed armies from Revival of the Fittest (Notorious KLA) and took 91 acres of land.

FreeakStyle 18 - Notorious KLA 18

June 14 of YR8 An unknown province from Notorious KLA (Notorious KLA) invaded and stole from Sleepy (FreeakStyle).

FreeakStyle 18 - Notorious KLA 19

At this point, attacks ceased and Notorious KLA realized their mistake and prepared for the worst.

Shortly Afterwards, FreeakStyle Declared War

June 24 of YR8 FREEAKSTYLE (FreeakStyle) has declared WAR with our kingdom!

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Upon declaration, Notorious KLA opened with a conquest chain on FreeakStyle's Faeries to overpop them and FreeakStyle deep chained two of Notorious KLA's highest offence provs leaving them at 600 acres each. FreeakStyle mainly continued with their deep chaining strategy coupled with Meteor Showers and Fireballs

After the arrival of FreeakStyle's Ruby Dragon which was sent 16 hours into war, Notorious KLA began max gains strategy to reduce their losses as they were in no position to win the war. Realizing Notorious KLA's max gain strategy, FreeakStyle also proceeded to max gains at the 36th hour mark with Notorious KLA quickly withdrawing at the 55th Hour of war.

February 7 of YR9 Unable to achieve victory, our Kingdom has withdrawn from war with FREEAKSTYLE (FreeakStyle). Our failed war has finally ended!

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WAR SUMMARY FROM FREEAKSTYLE
For the period of June 24 of YR8 to February 6 of YR9 (55 hours)
-- By UPCF [0.99c] http://www.k3ltic.com/utopia/prince

** Summary **

Total Attacks Made: 213 (31048 acres)
-- Traditional March: 200 (30319 acres)
-- Ambush: 4 (729 acres)
-- Massacres: 2 (5857 people)
-- Learns: 1
-- Failed Attacks: 6 (2.8% failure)
Total Attacks Suffered: 179 (23020 acres)
-- Traditional March: 163 (22290 acres)
-- Ambush: 5 (730 acres)
-- Failed Attacks: 11 (6.1% failure)

The Kingdom of (FreeakStyle)

Total acres exchanged: +8028 acres (213/179)
+2553 acres: I dont like you (16/3)
+2506 acres: Princess Fiona Shrek (14/0)
+2389 acres: Beech Ship loves corn (17/0)
+963 acres: Bloodstorm (20/6)
+666 acres: Grumpy (18/9)
+535 acres: Sebastiaan (14/6)
+492 acres: Crazy eye of the tiger (2/0)
+469 acres: Mr Finch (23/25)
+466 acres: Obscured By Clouds (2/0)
+465 acres: Burag Hag (16/6)
+377 acres: Ballroom Blitz (2/0)
+357 acres: Kingdom Of Despair (2/0)
+317 acres: Sheila On 7 (25/29)
+207 acres: Alles is voor Bassie (3/4)
-422 acres: Skurvash (3/4)
-527 acres: Unseelie Court (0/5)
-534 acres: I am the Aesir THOR (4/7)
-549 acres: Sleepy (16/22)
-1206 acres: Bashful (0/14)
-1496 acres: D Harans (16/39)

The Kingdom of (Notorious KLA)

Total acres exchanged: -8028 acres (179/213)
+1750 acres: Anonymous province from (Notorious KLA) (5/0)
+1212 acres: Corripe Cervisiam (10/0)
+1079 acres: Ira vehementi (9/1)
+839 acres: Ne me mori facias (12/9)
+572 acres: UngaBunga (5/3)
+493 acres: Si vis pacem para bellum (9/3)
+434 acres: Revival of the Fittest (12/5)
+313 acres: Audentis fortuna iuvat (11/9)
+110 acres: Zombie Apocalypse (7/1)
-13 acres: Shed my skin (5/2)
-147 acres: Suprema Lex (0/1)
-266 acres: Erecto Kashier Umnise (0/3)
-376 acres: In vino veritas (5/5)
-629 acres: Aut vincere aut mori (5/10)
-629 acres: memento mori (2/6)
-874 acres: Morituri te salutamus (7/10)
-1147 acres: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo (13/26)
-1476 acres: Noli timere messorem (14/22)
-1511 acres: Lectus Eget (15/34)
-1557 acres: Era of Supremacy (14/12)
-1805 acres: Yo Quiero Taco Bell (3/15)
-2054 acres: SupremaC verum est (12/17)
-2346 acres: RedVamp (4/19)

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WAR SUMMARY FROM NOTORIOUS KLA
For the period of June 24 of YR8 to February 6 of YR9 (55 hours)
-- By UPCF [0.99c] http://www.k3ltic.com/utopia/prince

** Summary **

Total Attacks Made: 179 (24991 acres)
-- Traditional March: 143 (22360 acres)
-- Conquest: 20 (1901 acres)
-- Ambush: 5 (730 acres)
-- Failed Attacks: 11 (6.1% failure)
Total Attacks Suffered: 214 (28483 acres)
-- Traditional March: 200 (27645 acres)
-- Ambush: 5 (838 acres)
-- Massacres: 2 (5857 people)
-- Learns: 1
-- Failed Attacks: 6 (2.8% failure)

The Kingdom of (Notorious KLA)

Total acres exchanged: -3492 acres (179/214)
+1922 acres: Anonymous province from (Notorious KLA) (5/0)
+1298 acres: Corripe Cervisiam (10/0)
+1206 acres: Ira vehementi (9/1)
+1108 acres: Ne me mori facias (12/9)
+672 acres: UngaBunga (5/3)
+660 acres: Si vis pacem para bellum (9/3)
+642 acres: Revival of the Fittest (12/6)
+570 acres: Audentis fortuna iuvat (11/9)
+156 acres: Zombie Apocalypse (7/1)
+64 acres: Shed my skin (5/2)
-134 acres: Suprema Lex (0/1)
-238 acres: In vino veritas (5/5)
-242 acres: Erecto Kashier Umnise (0/3)
-441 acres: Morituri te salutamus (7/10)
-488 acres: memento mori (2/6)
-491 acres: Aut vincere aut mori (5/10)
-821 acres: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo (13/26)
-1110 acres: Noli timere messorem (14/22)
-1204 acres: Lectus Eget (15/34)
-1241 acres: Era of Supremacy (14/12)
-1553 acres: Yo Quiero Taco Bell (3/15)
-1726 acres: SupremaC verum est (12/17)
-2101 acres: RedVamp (4/19)

The Kingdom of (FreeakStyle)

Total acres exchanged: +3383 acres (213/179)
+2283 acres: Princess Fiona Shrek (14/0)
+2177 acres: Beech Ship loves corn (17/0)
+2108 acres: I dont like you (16/3)
+614 acres: Bloodstorm (20/6)
+462 acres: Sebastiaan (14/6)
+448 acres: Crazy eye of the tiger (2/0)
+425 acres: Obscured By Clouds (2/0)
+343 acres: Ballroom Blitz (2/0)
+325 acres: Kingdom Of Despair (2/0)
+241 acres: Grumpy (18/9)
+144 acres: Burag Hag (16/6)
+102 acres: Alles is voor Bassie (3/4)
-59 acres: Sheila On 7 (25/29)
-269 acres: Mr Finch (23/25)
-528 acres: Skurvash (3/4)
-540 acres: Unseelie Court (0/5)
-627 acres: I am the Aesir THOR (4/7)
-1022 acres: Sleepy (16/22)
-1206 acres: Bashful (0/14)
-2038 acres: D Harans (16/39)

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Closing Comments
Loiso, Final Boss of FreeakStyle:
"If you don't want war, don't give people The Button."

Daniel2k, CornBall Fisher of FreeakStyle:
"Cornballs anyone?"

BaNaN, Monarch of Notorious KLA:
"Freeakstyle is a piece of honor wh***ing wh***s fighting smaller kds"
"asked them for CF but they didn't take it, luckily we have noobs in the kd so they got the button, free win for them"

Side Comments
yume the nubnarch of Bodega of Lotus:
"Notorious, why you love FS and not me?"
05-01-2012, 16:57
ProA

Lol. PIMPN AINT EASY, BUT WARRING KLA SURE IS!
05-01-2012, 17:05
Gorash

@BaNaN
Should not have gave button then! Still, this was fun for a holiday fight.. don't you agree? ;)
05-01-2012, 17:47
Drengi

Nice write up thanks!
05-01-2012, 17:52
yuuume

Wooo FS!! :p

Nice job, FFW (:
06-01-2012, 07:20
ProA

BaNaN LOVES CORN!!!! CORN LOVER!!
06-01-2012, 07:30
But7ers

I agree FS is a bunch of a**holes who just war smaller KDs and whore. They should fight a real KD their size sometime.

Or you could stop sucking and not give the button away. But blaming other people helps my self esteem too.
06-01-2012, 09:01
romirez

Like last age warrin with 30% bigger KD and still win?
Dont war them!
Nooo, dont listen me :p
06-01-2012, 16:00
Danzigg

FS bunch of a**holes? for warring smaller KD? then why did Notorious decide to war them? then offer CF when they realize 2 of their big prov went into vac AND then gave button to FS?
surely this is not FS fault.. blame those province who hit after CF is offered.
06-01-2012, 18:06
Ayenara

notorious only have themselves to blame imho.
07-01-2012, 14:19
Chuck

"ProA

Lol. PIMPN AINT EASY, BUT WARRING KLA SURE IS! "

Certainly, you must have warred all KLA kd's and won to make that statement? LOL jokes.

Banan - poor management buddy - those provinces should have been sat not VM and you need to replace the noobs that can't follow your orders.
07-01-2012, 16:33
UnBan Hurlin

........................................... :( ...........................................
07-01-2012, 17:51
dizzysky

well since i was denied the option of a side comment on article as well..ill post here.. FS FTFW! good job!
07-01-2012, 19:51
ProA

Warring one kla kd is like warring all kla kds. Ends the same with a FS win.
08-01-2012, 06:32
UnBan Hurlin

don't forget to beat chest and make Ook Ook noises
08-01-2012, 09:51
Sadliar

Their own fault for escalating into war if they didn't want it. The matter of FreeakStyle being bottomfeeders or not is entirely beside the point since KLA were about to take it to war anyways. They could have a valid complaint about the bottomfeeding if they went into turtle mode and kept getting hit.
08-01-2012, 11:51
Gorash

Like we give a rat's ass if people call us bottomfeeders. We usually pick all fights, unless there is multiple people absent, or just not war ready. We are not a top kd, we are there to play and have fun.

Not all wars are hard ones (like this war). It is a shame our war with Harmony was not posted here, that was a much more interesting conflict (I loved the fact they managed to ns and nm me to 5k def). As for KLA, we should rematch when they are more fit for war! :P
09-01-2012, 05:51
Heathen

I'd observed the war while my kd is at war right at the same time. This war don't deserve to be an article here. Maybe its for humour.

Anyway, whats with the leadership at notorious? Can't even execute a no hit instructions. And what a reason to give. Fs bottomfeeding. Thanks for the humour.

Notorious has been a joke. Remember last 2 ages warring bunnies? It was your mistake Banan. You took interest of the bigger kla than your own people. Just say, for the past 5 ages. who are still there? Less than half or a quarter. It must be.

Anyway good luck and talk more to your men. Things i've just said would have spurred most of your men to prove that you are their rightful leader. :)
09-01-2012, 05:56
ProA

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heathen

I'd observed the war while my kd is at war right at the same time. This war don't deserve to be an article here. Maybe its for humour.

Anyway, whats with the leadership at notorious? Can't even execute a no hit instructions. And what a reason to give. Fs bottomfeeding. Thanks for the humour.

Notorious has been a joke. Remember last 2 ages warring bunnies? It was your mistake Banan. You took interest of the bigger kla than your own people. Just say, for the past 5 ages. who are still there? Less than half or a quarter. It must be.

Anyway good luck and talk more to your men. Things i've just said would have spurred most of your men to prove that you are their rightful leader. :)

Isnt that how most the wars KLA are involved with end? a bit humorous? lol
09-01-2012, 09:48
UnBan Hurlin

Ook Ook
09-01-2012, 19:01
Wolfshound

Why do people complain FS are bottomfeeders?

When you are the best, you can only hit down.
Perform better so you beat them and stop whining.
09-01-2012, 19:58
Chuck

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfshound

Why do people complain FS are bottomfeeders?

When you are the best, you can only hit down.
Perform better so you beat them and stop whining.

FS is far from the Best, buddy...LOL. See Rankings page in game for further details.
09-01-2012, 21:04
Loiso

You guys are wierd... what bottomfeeding you talk about if Notorious were initially looking for war? In fact (if i remeber right) they did initial hits. Then they change their minds and send CF offer while not bothering to cease attacks/ops. So they gave us button in the end and u can read above what happened after... Its not like we pushed on them or tried to bottomfeed/farm them. They gave us war option, which we used. Dunno what they were thinking by doing this...
10-01-2012, 02:51
RomPat

Lol, there can be no reason for complaints here. If you surrender the button then the fault is within, not without.
10-01-2012, 16:36
DaPeda

mhm seems like someone miscalculated war meter advance - odd that FS lost button in first place because then this article would not exist...
11-01-2012, 05:39
ProA

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chuck

FS is far from the Best, buddy...LOL. See Rankings page in game for further details.

Could be because no one will war them? They dont want to be baited with cornballs like KLA was. I'm sure you could always try to bottomfeed them at 160% this age..130% didnt work out to well for you last age I heard from several people.
11-01-2012, 23:13
Handym@n

odd
14-01-2012, 13:21
Wolfshound

Quote:

Originally Posted by ProA

Could be because no one will war them? They dont want to be baited with cornballs like KLA was. I'm sure you could always try to bottomfeed them at 160% this age..130% didnt work out to well for you last age I heard from several people.

Nah, he's just one of those kids who thinks this game is all about acres cuz he never managed to achieve anything else and isn't great at that one thing either.
18-01-2012, 12:25
duhhh

Quote:

Originally Posted by ProA

Could be because no one will war them? They dont want to be baited with cornballs like KLA was. I'm sure you could always try to bottomfeed them at 160% this age..130% didnt work out to well for you last age I heard from several people.

Nobody in their range will war them you mean. Funny thing is that when you stay out of the top you dont fight the top kds.
18-01-2012, 22:29
Durin

They make use of a button you gave them. Tough. FS being bottom feeders or whatever you claim just seems really, really pathetic. I guess Anri is rubbing of eh?