Monument Recruiting

Who are we?

We are a mix of several formerly top 10 KD players from ages 15-40 who have returned and in the last four ages built a stable core and look to have fun. We have a few newbies, mostly returned older players. Our average age is over 30 someplace. Our youngest player is 26. We try to play smart and use that to overcome the handicap of our general philosophy of bending utopia around our lives rather than our lives around utopia. While several members choose to set alarms for attacks, it is not required. While several of our players choose to be hyperactive, it is not required. So what is required?

1 - creative thinking and intelligence
2 - reasonable activity (at least two hits/day)
3 - IRC use.
4 - an ability to relax and not rage delete/quit until we have talked about the reasons why.
5 - an understanding that your province is not your province, it is the kingdom's and that everything that is done for it, to it, by it is for the kingdom, not for you.
6 - some things we can talk about if you meet the top five.


If you like solid strategies, good company, low drama, low BS, mature people, and working to learn the mechanics of the game and constantly improve but without the stress of trying to crown, then we may be a very good fit for you.

Come to #and (we are supposed to change to #monument soon though) and talk to Raikon, maximouse, sheister, prehensile, mordrek, elmo, or....well anyone else if you just want nice conversation, but the people named if you want to see if we are a good fit for each other.

If you come to hang with us, please do not try to impress us with how elite X KD that you were in was. We all have been there and done that. Impress us with how truly nice, awesome, creative, and intelligent you are. Remember, in Monument, it's what you know, not who you know.

We have one opening for the right person so that a member can stop killing himself now that his job has gotten busy. It is not desperate so we are taking our time looking for the right person. We also have another opening for next age. One of our members is leaving us to go lead another kingdom.

Mature people? *confused look on her face* what? :D

*hugs Sheis*

read that as a euphemism for old people who have diapers and kidney dialysis.

youngest player 26? Raikon is like 14 max.

lol im 26 in fact :)

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Originally Posted by LilDutchPrincess

Mature people? *confused look on her face* what? :D

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I second this! :P

lol that's what I was thinking

Still looking for that right fit :) Mature doesnt mean we dont know how to have fun, we have some of the silliest stories and fun in our chan, i cant stop laughing at times.

Oh please you're some of the goofiest mofo's I know. :P

you know.... goofy is not the best word for it. it conjures a more disney version of events.

Currently at what, -30,000 acres in your war?

You and Simians have funny ways of generating interest in your kingdoms.

/me shrugs.

Do we need to get into a picky picky fest here? Please post that stuff in the talk forum and I will discuss it there if you are just burning with curiosity. Please don't pick fights in recruitment threads.

I'm pretty sure that the fact your are a bunch of sore losers who refuse to accept defeat at EoA is pertinent to your recruitment thread. I know I'd like to be informed of something like that before I joined.

lol. Guess your not a good fit for us.

We like to take in people who look at more then just acres to determine if your winning a war or not.

If you want intel on how the war is going, go to #and and talk to us.

I do not make a habit of seeking out losers.

anyway. We are recruiting still.

No.... Really....we are

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Originally Posted by Pillz

Currently at what, -30,000 acres in your war?

You and Simians have funny ways of generating interest in your kingdoms.

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Originally Posted by Pillz

I'm pretty sure that the fact your are a bunch of sore losers who refuse to accept defeat at EoA is pertinent to your recruitment thread. I know I'd like to be informed of something like that before I joined.

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So... we should inform people who seek to join about our wars? Well then...

Pillz kd have done semi-max gains all war long without getting any UB province. They are up a ton of acres, but we aren't down any since the whole net is from pools... however, now they expect us to give them the victory because... they're up on acres...

...meanwhile we just passed them in nw for the first time since this conflict began. I guess that's a proof that we're losing and should surrender... or just that Pillz is a huge noob who expect people to just WD whenever it pleases him :)

And apparently Pillz is crying about me thinking he was in Rebels so... no, he isn't in Rebels but he's still crying about us not surrendering whenever it pleases him - regardless if you're warrying his own kd or another kd who he apparently have a lot of interest in...

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Originally Posted by Pillz

I do not make a habit of seeking out losers.

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Is that the official Sinners policy? Funny... then please tell me why you're trying to defend the kingdom we're fighting who apparently are losing their "grip" of our current war? xD You afraid that you cannot speak with your friends in the future?

So not only did your first post assume I was in Rebels, despite my signature, but you didn't bother to edit it - opting instead to double post? Thats pretty awesome.

I'm not going to comment on your failed attempt at war, nor am I going to discuss with you the reasons for the recent shift you've seen. If your ghetto would like to imagine that it is winning, then by all means, go ahead.

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Originally Posted by Pillz

So not only did your first post assume I was in Rebels, despite my signature, but you didn't bother to edit it - opting instead to double post? Thats pretty awesome.

I'm not going to comment on your failed attempt at war, nor am I going to discuss with you the reasons for the recent shift you've seen. If your ghetto would like to imagine that it is winning, then by all means, go ahead.

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Aaawww... did I step on a sore toe? Neither do I know what you got against us, nor do I really care since you've shown yourself to be a huge nub anyway :) Sure, I misplaced you as a "Rebel" player since you argumented like one... but since you aren't in Rebels then you are a nub fair and square given that you deem us as "losers" in a conflict where neither side have a clear upper hand.

MY god. Start a thread someplace else and grow up all of you. This is a recruitment thread. Seriously.

Still looking for the last member or two to join our roster, seek us out in #and

And still looking. We have lost two to Real life so looking for TWO.

Mordrek, as I told sheis. Just ignore the nub. He is pissed I told him to stop trying to farm into active hostiles and now he takes his frustration out on our recruitment thread...

Just ignore him. The people we look for are generaly smart enough to read past his BS.

Steel (pillz), if you want to war us and show us how its done, just let me know your loc next age. I am sure I can arange a visit.

Still looking for 2 people?!? (I am not sure since I jut got back)

yes. We are. :D

Goodluck Sheister. If the kingdom is as skilled as sheister is you will learn alot.

GL Monument xxxx

The rest are better to be honest. I am the charity case of the KD (which I am sure a number of regular posters here will not find hard to believe.) :D

ah stop putting yourself down to encourage recruits babes. I dont think anyone can get better than you. You sO Modest! xxxx

He is actualy pretty honest..:) Stop sucking up to him.. Not sure why you would even do that

Still interested to find the last person in our roster so hit us up in #and and slap me, or and & around

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Originally Posted by Maximouse

He is actualy pretty honest..:) Stop sucking up to him.. Not sure why you would even do that

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I'm in his M***** kingdom. We pwn bare *****es together whilst holding hands xxxx

Looking for one suitable player to replace a solid core member wanting to take an age off..

Bump

still looking for you oh perfect match. Come to #and so we can let the guy have his real life.

I don't know which war pillz was watching but in the war with Rebels you totally destroyed them EoA. If it would not have been EoA you would have gotten another win for sure.

thank you for the support Sicko

I miss trans........

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Originally Posted by Sheister

thank you for the support Sicko

I miss trans........

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I miss warring Trans! Monument is indeed a cool kingdom if you are looking for a professional kingdom that wont let Utopia run their lives. A cool crew of players with a solid leadership.

Cool people to be around

TRANS RESURRECTION..... oh wait.....this thread is for monument. :D

j/k guys.

I think we got our last member in for now. Will post again the next time real life gets too much to allow utopia for someone. Thanks to all supporters and interested parties.

Thanks for the love you guys :) Another player claimed by RL so looking for another one, hit us up in #and