Evil Dragons...

http://i.imgur.com/6oRjTV6.png Use your imagination as either I fail or you can't add images...

Once upon a time in a far far away land there lived an Evil Drag... Wait no, that's the wrong story.

Evil Dragons has returned and it seems that utopia has turned into a far greener and pleasant land over the passing years, filled with fluffy bunnies and candy canes on every tree, where people line up and throw gentle slaps towards each-other before getting into anything close to a war.

Naturally being Dragons and Evil ones at that, this will not do. We're here to see the fields set alight and looking for any brave knights who wish to lay claim to the dragons spoils for taking it's scalp (we're talking nudies of the highest order including the fabled "Parths ass with ED on it").

So far we've only managed to raze kill one land dropper and reset a few provs after wars, to speedup the process of getting wars we hereby serve notice on any KD within what, I dunno +/-20% range [?] (Yes we're so ghetto we don't even know all the mechanics yet woop woop) who believes they're a warring KD of good standing and not some ghetto bashing punks [it would be nice if you'd kindly get a SN before deciding to wave us on the odd chance more than one KD finds it's balls, cheers].

Oh and we're also calling out Strippers; some said they disbanded and have setup a cheese making factory in Luxembourg, some people say they're still playing but afraid to tag-up, all I know is they're the sti... On our list.

Tell Shockwave to use IRC more often.

Also, from the time I started playing until ED disband they had a total of like 3 notable wars, and one was only notable because half the server razed them for farming the honor crown from BeWare. I hope that this version of ED is less boring and pathetic than the last.

they got cheese <3 :)

You mean Cheese plays there? RIP nu-ED.

wow u guys actually summoned the dinosaurs? either way good to see a competitive kd come back

maybe get a few more practice rounds in before u come to the stripclub =P

best of luck to everyone in ED :)

Strippers last interaction with ED showed the dragons unsportsmanlike side, discrediting our victory and referring to achievements they made in the game before I was born. Yawn, their recent actions in the game today prove their attitudes haven't changed, and it's likely their strategy is still just as poor. What excuses will they drop next time we beat them? Stay tuned

Is Nicklas king?

They have a trollfag to enlighten them over the new mechanics they have missed over the past 10-20 ages.

Welcome back

I dont like ED, they randomed into our hostile yesterday :\

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Originally Posted by SillyRabbit

Strippers last interaction with ED showed the dragons unsportsmanlike side, discrediting our victory and referring to achievements they made in the game before I was born. Yawn, their recent actions in the game today prove their attitudes haven't changed, and it's likely their strategy is still just as poor. What excuses will they drop next time we beat them? Stay tuned

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Your monarch offered to give us tips on how to war while we were smaller, had less provs and most people had been playing for 4-6 weeks vs. 10-11 weeks of sci/wpa.

Recent actions? When a KD tells you they wont war because you're too big for them and that's the only reason, then you offer to defect a large prov to make things more even and they make excuses how you have a funded dragon while they're also sitting there being razed by KDs so they can stay smaller then why should we not act? Intra KD razing has been disabled to a degree with the loss of honour, getting friends to raze you down is pathetic especially with EoWCF, land dropping for honour charts is a strat so is killing people who are rivals and wont fight you in a 1v1.

Strippers had enough people talking themselves up in war forums last age, yet you spent 90% of last age untagged and hiding. We're now in week 3 calling you out to backup your words against us as a full KD, with an equal start to the age yet you're still hiding away.

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Yes the dirty Swede is monarch.

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When a KD tells you they wont war because you're too big for them and that's the only reason, then you offer to defect a large prov to make things more even

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Sorry for trying to make things more evenly based for you.

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Originally Posted by Cows

Sorry for trying to make things more evenly based for you.

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No idea who you are and I have no idea how your post fits in with the quote of ED offering to drop one province to make the war more even in favour of the other KD...

its something we do with everyone to mutually exchange tips and feedback so both kds can improve, seems ur still offended. SORRRRRRY we didnt know you guys were some Egyptian pharaohs back in the day lol

we play the game for fun and don't feel the need to be recognized as a top kd so we change names every age. Good to see you guys back in full strength but we only answer to strippers and sexy ladies so you gonna have to leave a voicemail for now =)

I know I've had problems with Parth in the past... but I think it is freaking awesome that he's back. Loving all the old blood that's been coming back.

I don't even play utopia and I had to come back and see this thread. Always had a good relationship with Evil Dragons.

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Originally Posted by flutterby

I know I've had problems with Parth in the past... but I think it is freaking awesome that he's back. Loving all the old blood that's been coming back.

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Is there ever a time when you are not trying to suckup to people?

Welcome back ED :)

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Originally Posted by Pillz

Is there ever a time when you are not trying to suckup to people?

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Have I ever sucked up to you? So there ya go.. the time I'm not trying to suck up to people.

Zaius! Dont be shy, come say a proper hello sometime!

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Originally Posted by flutterby

Have I ever sucked up to you? So there ya go.. the time I'm not trying to suck up to people.

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lol.

Nice to see the Stylez tag on your banner :)

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Originally Posted by flutterby

Have I ever sucked up to you? So there ya go.. the time I'm not trying to suck up to people.

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You never suck up to me :(

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its something we do with everyone to mutually exchange tips and feedback so both kds can improve, seems ur still offended. SORRRRRRY we didnt know you guys were some Egyptian pharaohs back in the day lol

we play the game for fun and don't feel the need to be recognized as a top kd so we change names every age. Good to see you guys back in full strength but we only answer to strippers and sexy ladies so you gonna have to leave a voicemail for now =)

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We gave you a ton of fantastic tips and you responded to them with a flood of tears. I thought you wanted to mutually exchange tips and feedback? :(

What, you didn't think 'have science' was a good tip?

@Zauper (assuming you are ED)
You guys basically said F off, we dont need any of your tips, you guys arent that good, your win wasnt impressive, we just started 4 weeks ago no sci no honor blah blah. here are some links of our accomplishments 20 years ago.

ED is probably still having trouble figuring out how to purchase science

Ironically talking about ED all the time is making me hard.

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Originally Posted by Zauper

You never suck up to me :(

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That my dear... is a lie.

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Originally Posted by BruceLee

@Zauper (assuming you are ED)
You guys basically said F off, we dont need any of your tips, you guys arent that good, your win wasnt impressive, we just started 4 weeks ago no sci no honor blah blah. here are some links of our accomplishments 20 years ago.

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You guys basically were pretty condescending and we gave you a helpful list of tips and you freaked out. See your post as an example of how you freaked out.

Do you really think it's impressive to barely drag out a win vs a kingdom with less provs that hadn't played the full age and thus was substantially behind on wpa/bpa?

p.s. it's totally true flutterby!

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Originally Posted by BruceLee

@Zauper (assuming you are ED)
You guys basically said F off, we dont need any of your tips, you guys arent that good, your win wasnt impressive, we just started 4 weeks ago no sci no honor blah blah. here are some links of our accomplishments 20 years ago.

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I like how you remembered Zaupers post almost word for word!!

Yeah he was our "terrible farm", who then fed me from 2k to 9k in like 3 days. :P

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In other news, WARGH #3

Lol we share tips and suggestions with any kd we war with. There are always little things we can notice about opposing kds that could help them moving forward. This works both ways. As far as that war goes you guys were 21 players asking us (25 players) for war, remember that? So while you did have less players than us, you aren't in a position to use that as an excuse. At no point were we boasting about beating the most challenging opponent, yet you guys struggled to just shake our hands and move on. As far as the tips offered by your large human, I don't think any of them were sincere. IIRC, they were A) play longer than 3 weeks, B) have more than 1 wpa, C) and D) I cannot recall, but E) was something along the lines of "F##k you, condescending bas###ds, you aint worth sh!t, ED crowned back in age 23 we are the real deal!"

None of us quite understand why you are holding a grudge against that kd, we won fair and square and have moved on. So should you.

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Originally Posted by Zaius

I don't even play utopia and I had to come back and see this thread. Always had a good relationship with Evil Dragons.

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This is a problem. You should come talk to me about working on it :P

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Originally Posted by Zaius

I don't even play utopia and I had to come back and see this thread. Always had a good relationship with Evil Dragons.

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Uto needs a dose of the good doctor....

/me begins chanting:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAkz3Wwr9NQ

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Originally Posted by SillyRabbit

Lol we share tips and suggestions with any kd we war with. There are always little things we can notice about opposing kds that could help them moving forward. This works both ways. As far as that war goes you guys were 21 players asking us (25 players) for war, remember that? So while you did have less players than us, you aren't in a position to use that as an excuse. At no point were we boasting about beating the most challenging opponent, yet you guys struggled to just shake our hands and move on. As far as the tips offered by your large human, I don't think any of them were sincere. IIRC, they were A) play longer than 3 weeks, B) have more than 1 wpa, C) and D) I cannot recall, but E) was something along the lines of "F##k you, condescending bas###ds, you aint worth sh!t, ED crowned back in age 23 we are the real deal!"

None of us quite understand why you are holding a grudge against that kd, we won fair and square and have moved on. So should you.

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If I recall (Zauper probably has it all logged somewhere, but I'm paraphrasing), someone in your kingdom said something along the lines of, "haha we just said exchange tips to be nice. you're awful, and we don't need to learn anything from you!" Bad sportsmanship goes both ways. Zauper probably ruffled your feathers, and that's what he does, but it seems like you took the bait.

We picked a war we did not expect to win because we were upset with the sad state of Utopia and our previous ghetto stomps in a fraction of an age. I'm not upset that we lost, but I'm sure you can see how a "let's exchange tips" with a kingdom smaller and much less prepared might come off as smarmy. Now we've called you out after having tagged very early in the age, we're prepared to take on anyone even remotely in our range, and you conveniently want to pretend like none of this ever happened. We've razekilled provs already this age, and we'll do it to you if we ever find you and you run away from us.

A very honourable way to play! Looking forward to it

Nor sure why you guys in Strippers are acting so innocent, regardless of what Zauper said it was only him who'd commented on your KD, yet you had 2-3 people decide to trash talk back and escalate the convo with how useless our bank was, how bad we were and how you'd take us next age (something you've highlighted again in this thread).

Yet here we are with you guys still hiding after we've offered you out...

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On the topic of smack talking:

Sender Baron Burning the Warrior of Danish Roll (XX:XX)
Recipient The Wealthy Knight Silver Fox of L i n e a r A (XX:XX)
Subject duh
not to smart hitting into a much larger kingdom then yours

Sender Marquis Burning the Warrior of Danish Roll (XX:XX)
Recipient The Wealthy Viscount Silver Fox of L i n e a r A (XX:XX)
Subject Re:duh
seems you may need to be taught some manners

I believe Majesty owe me those acres and a few more lessons in etiquette, in return I offer lessons on why it's not the best idea to send dumbass messages to random KDs just because they're smaller than you. <3

That Baron Burning guy is correct tho. Its not smart to hit into a bigger KD and then into your KD. Intra KD hits are very seldom smart.

The trash talk post-war was because of your arrogant human/merch... sorry for trying to better the Utopian community by trying to engaging in constructive post-war discussion. You could have exchanged tips with us to improve both of our future play (the offer was not condescending, as we do this with almost every war we have been in), instead you were just overly butt-hurt. You would rather ****-talk and ask random Jeopardy-like questions: "How old is ED? and when were they actually decent?" No body cares. When we lose we take it as a learning experience and I'd like to think thats why we are one of the better "ghettos" out there. Obviously someone out of 25 is going to chirp, when you insult us after we beat you. You challenged us with less provs and got rolled, pretending it was close is a joke. The amount of contradictory logic I witnessed in that warforum was actually hilarious from you guys, classless acts; no wonder you haven't received any respect from other KDS. The once amazing relic, ED *bows*.

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Originally Posted by silverfox

Nor sure why you guys in Strippers are acting so innocent, regardless of what Zauper said it was only him who'd commented on your KD, yet you had 2-3 people decide to trash talk back and escalate the convo with how useless our bank was, how bad we were and how you'd take us next age (something you've highlighted again in this thread).

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Pffft, there's nothing impolite about giving someone tips when they've asked for them. Also, they are clearly wrong about my tips:
1) I use numbers not letters to order things
a) unless there are sub bullets
2) You forgot have science
3) "You aren't good" wasn't a tip, it was beneath the tips.

With that cleared up, given that we should have lost the war drastically, and you only barely eked out a win, acting like you're the **** is ridiculous. Your message about 'exchanging tips' was pretty offensive, and you guys aren't good.

If you want to engage in a constructive post-war discussion, do that. Don't send an in-game message saying 'when you surrender, we can exchange tips!'. You got butthurt by my tips, and that's unfortunate but so it goes. After I gave you all of my handy tips (such as have science, have wpa, have a full kingdom), you start insulting us. I don't really see why, after I gave you such helping constructive tips.

The delusional troll keeps trollin'