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<England> If you land in jail and your one call was 'to my monarch to say I'll be late for wave time', you might be too addicted to Utopia
<Anonymous> If you're too busy playing Utopia to take a poll about your Utopia addiction, you might be addicted to Utopia
When a surprise visit from friends ruins a war. You ruined it...
Checking province before email and all social networks.
Stop going to bars because there are too many distraction.
First game you came back to after the x dumps you. You notice x is also a location proverb.
Accidentally doing a game action on the tick invokes mild depression, and keeps happening.
You never bounce because your addicted teammates will eat you like alert zombies.
When your toddlers changing your province information by key mashing upsets you....
Waiting to eat
or
Closing your office door to minimize chance of interruption when armies are in
Strategically timing toilet breaks
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Planning a night out with friends with wifi friendly places so you can get your armies out in war.
boss has already given you 2 verbal warnings to stay off phone at work while working...and next warning is 3 day suspension...so infront of my boss the one day login to hit...get the glare..make my hit...get slapped with 3 day suspension no pay. got next 3 days to make easier hits from home :) but now jobs cutting down on me hard for using company phone for stuff like that
Turning down job offers because the work did not allow for you to be on your phone
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Originally Posted by maugrim
These are serious problems! So much for comedy, sheesh.Quote:
Originally Posted by dizzysky
You commit suicide when your province is RK'd.
you go to the polish bar with your fiance so you can uto together
you are late to work everyday during war
you tell your kids to make dinner, mommy and daddy are at war
<3 Hawk
You are out on a first date and go to the bathroom several times during dinner to check your province.
This has happened. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Goodwitch
Or waiting till the tick just to train once more before bed, but there you are 3 ticks later. Just one more tick..
Then you realized it's morning and it's time to work...Quote:
Originally Posted by Panthira
When you've set your alarm for 2am for a wave, and are still there 3 hours later, waiting for the green light from your Monarch, who's busy doing last minute diplo.
Pssshhh that happens every wave :PQuote:
Originally Posted by JohnnyReid
When you tell ur friends I need gcs to do xyz and they look at you with a blank stare
You commonly refer to the top of an hour as a tick.
You ignore your naked gf or bf because Utopia needs you.
You check the time during sex to make sure you don't miss wave.
So many difficult choices.
You use expressions like "retal", "PK", "diplo" or utopian time references in conversations with non players
Easy one
1) if you protest after a deletion (the new lords delete your provinces on valentines day lol, and i didnt cheat, just tried a few cause i dont want to start in fortified, every kingdom is in fortified) well at least all my spells succeeded the last days even on low % guilds it was miraculous :D as human! humans are supposed to have -10% spell success haha but everything succeeded hah!
2) if you're playing 13 years straight :)
3) yawn i am not addicted I think I am bored of this game again, so long! :) too many elites around or something. 50k players is more fun. plus (looking for) war is a little bit too common or something and they always do chains, so you cant run a nice province in a relaxed way. Besides the top 100 nw charts seemed like something impossible....now it seems easy if id try a bit. so that challenge is gone. i only got the top 80 honor int the old version, luckily landing in the wishmasters kingdom the only time i tried a real thief mage :) then war is useful of course to get honor . yeah djinn of what gave war everytime. very useful hehe. nja honor isnt a big deal.....nw top 100 seemed like impossible:) the funny thing is i went for prince not for charts so i was like O.O when noticing me in the top 100 honor at the end of the age...
It is really embarrassing when I find myself making utopia references in RLQuote:
Originally Posted by Goodwitch
You know you play too much when:
1) Talk more to the people you play with than your own wife
2) First thing you check is WA and Uto when you wake up and fall asleep
3) Make ACTUAL friends from the game...
i definitely have to go with "i bought the game"
#1 imop
easy when ur friends go that stupid game you play...
I used gangbang as a descriptive term at work once. To my boss. Wasn't good :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Goodwitch
when you create a war station at home with snacks, drinks, coffee maker etc so the only thing you need to leave the screen for is the bathroom during war.
when people call your house and ask for you by your irc nick and your kids and family know exactly who they are talking about.
Comedy gold. I could see that turning into a 911 call by accident.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sweetiepie
Take it one step further and your war station is in your Master Bathroom set up on a TV dinner tray so you don't have to get up..Quote:
Originally Posted by Goodwitch
When you ask someone a question and say what age was it instead of what year
have you been stalking me at my house? :PQuote:
Originally Posted by greendragon2000
forgot to mention the mini fridge lol
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Originally Posted by Goodwitch
*looks sneaky*
MAAAYBE....LOL