Most satisfying win in years (vs Fuzzy Animals)
So when Fuzzy animals got their 5th win they asked us for their 6th war. I thought it would be really nice, but i had two guys in vac mode, so had to decline. We did check them out and one of their guys had 3.7m, so I plundered, because i had loads of untrained.
They get pissed off and do three learns on me. We get UF, so they get a nice meteor blanket. I get this the next day: "You are a dishonorable slug"
At this point i figure we can just drag the hostilities until my guys come back from their holiday. They send me stuff like:
Sender Baron Marshall the Blessed of Moody Meerkat (xx:xx)
Recipient The Conniving King Rotgob da strategist of Rotgob (xx:xx)
Subject Slug
Slug! What's the matter? Slime got your tongue? SLUG SLUG SLUG! COWARD!
I assume this is because I stopped replying and we didnt press the button. They waved in earnest, and their hostility meter ended up with something like 150 pts - 60 pts, with tons of learns.
During hostile they kept taunting:
Sender King Smeaze the Blessed of Smeazy Sulfur-crested cockatoo (xx:xx)
Recipient The Conniving King Rotgob da strategist of Rotgob (xx:xx)
Subject I seee...
I seee you're on. Did they not have the extra large tampons you need? maybe just settle for a pad? the kind with wings
and:
Sender King Smeaze the Blessed of Smeazy Sulfur-crested cockatoo (xx:xx)
Recipient The Conniving King Rotgob da strategist of Rotgob (xx:xx)
Subject man
you guys are horrrrrible. man up and war already.
So our two missing players get back on monday and we declare. Early in the war they send a taunting banner and post stuff like this:
Lord Jile the Warrior of
The Fluffy Koala in
Fuzzy Animals - at WARR (xx:xx)
Courtier
Lets just mess up their kd.. Words cant penetrate in their kings thick skull though.. And i guess he wont withdraw until all of the provs are all messed
We war for a few days, they're losing. Then they post:
Baron Marshall the Blessed of
Moody Meerkat in
Fuzzy Animals - at WARR (xx:xx)
Royal Steward
This is going on until EOA. You will neither win nor prosper from this encounter. Good luck until your surrender.
They send another taunting banner:
http://i.imgur.com/iC9Fk7J.jpg
Then 30 minutes ago this happened:
March 18 of YR8 Fuzzy Animals - at WARR (xx:xx) has withdrawn from war. Our people rejoice at our victory!
felt very good :D
I dont get why people have to be so offensive and arrogant. Suppose we were not winning, all this abuse wouldve been pretty hurtful and fun-killing. I dont want to say "cant we all just be friends", but basic courtesy doesnt cost anything, does it? Surely there's etiquette and good manners in the Philippines as well?
Anyway, you reap what you sow. Pretty early in the war we knew we won, so we raped most of their sci: not because it had strategic value, but because it would hurt them and we could afford the generals. Several of their provs lost over 70% of their sci. If my plea for human decency doesn't reach you, maybe the fear of a stronger KD screwing over your sci does:
-- Learn: 168
vs
-- Learn: 35
...after 6.7 days, so about 1 learn per hour :)
So fuzzies, thanks for the win, the honour and the sci, and be nice to your future opponents from now on!
Cheers,
pep