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Husband: "Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner". Wife: "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I can't cook meal". Husband: "I know all that". Wife: "Then why did you invite the friend?" Husband: "Because the fool is thinking about getting married".
I got home the other day and my wife was sitting on the couch with two of her gorgeous friends. She said, we were just talking about having a foursome if you're up for it. She smiled and winked. Two minutes later I appeared naked with my dick in my hand. They all had tennis rackets in theirs.
People have always named their children after expensive things - Mercedes, Dior, Chardonny etc. Next year watch out for Electricity, Food and Petrol
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Two guys walk into a bar and order lunch. "What brings you guys in today?" the bartender asks. "I guess you haven't heard yet. The mayor passed a law yesterday to try to help out local restaurants during Covid-19. All adult males are required to go and eat lunch out with their best male friends at least once a week" one of the guys answers the bartender. "Well, it's not a law really" the other guy corrects him. "It's more of a mandate".