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<England> If you land in jail and your one call was 'to my monarch to say I'll be late for wave time', you might be too addicted to Utopia
<Anonymous> If you're too busy playing Utopia to take a poll about your Utopia addiction, you might be addicted to Utopia
When a surprise visit from friends ruins a war. You ruined it...
Checking province before email and all social networks.
Stop going to bars because there are too many distraction.
First game you came back to after the x dumps you. You notice x is also a location proverb.
Accidentally doing a game action on the tick invokes mild depression, and keeps happening.
You never bounce because your addicted teammates will eat you like alert zombies.
When your toddlers changing your province information by key mashing upsets you....
Waiting to eat
or
Closing your office door to minimize chance of interruption when armies are in
Strategically timing toilet breaks
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Planning a night out with friends with wifi friendly places so you can get your armies out in war.
boss has already given you 2 verbal warnings to stay off phone at work while working...and next warning is 3 day suspension...so infront of my boss the one day login to hit...get the glare..make my hit...get slapped with 3 day suspension no pay. got next 3 days to make easier hits from home :) but now jobs cutting down on me hard for using company phone for stuff like that
Turning down job offers because the work did not allow for you to be on your phone
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Originally Posted by maugrim
These are serious problems! So much for comedy, sheesh.Quote:
Originally Posted by dizzysky
You commit suicide when your province is RK'd.
you go to the polish bar with your fiance so you can uto together
you are late to work everyday during war
you tell your kids to make dinner, mommy and daddy are at war
<3 Hawk
You are out on a first date and go to the bathroom several times during dinner to check your province.
This has happened. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Goodwitch
Or waiting till the tick just to train once more before bed, but there you are 3 ticks later. Just one more tick..