Holy crap I made a list!!!! I like my odds!
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If anything, people are moving down the list
Which increases Zulu'a odds
It's a lose-win game in this savage ghetto building industry
The Mage that was melting barrels hitting me with ops suddenly exploded. We're moving back up, if I can charm Tras into drinking the NO CF occult kool-aid.
Kings are not born: they are made by universal hallucination. A king may be a tool, a thing of straw; but if he serves to frighten our enemies, and secure our property, it is well enough: a scarecrow is a thing of straw, but it protects the corn. Every man is a king so long as he has someone to look down on.
Chapter II - Assemble the kings
The great lord of Utopia awoke to the humming vibration of his messenger, a new age is upon us. Opening his phone he was greeted swiftly
Alina: Hello almighty lord of Utopia Benjamin, time to get to work
Benjamin: Thank you child, go warm the supper. We have friends staying his age...
The room was lit, shadows flickered off the fireplace in the corner. At the table sat the Assembly of kings
Benjamin: I had a vision, a vision that three ghettos get merged and form the new Lowriders.
Nick: you are an incredible human
Benjamin: No son, I’m just doing my job
Octo: We need others of equal greatness
Benjamin: go forth and spread our seed, impregnate the minds of others and they will cum.
And so begins the age of sea men. Men of the north
Chapter III - The grind
Waiting for next chapter. You update too rarely Ben. I'm reading the story with much delight!
Only in drama does it end with the tragedy; in life it grinds on. Moanday, tearsday, happy days, right through to Shatterdays. And Again so grind until you get it no matter what the haters say, never look back. Strive for greatness.
Chapter III - The Grind
He sat in his chambers quietly laughing to himself, they’ve fallen for his trap. See he had anticipated this and the plan was simple. Come OOP as the #1 land KD in order to eat endless hits. He was determened to lead by example, a king always leads by example.
Benjamin: Men and women of the court, I Benjamin, overlord and owner of the Lowrider franchise, will take a lot of hits OOP, I will make this sacrifice for you, my gracious kingdom mates
Nick: it’s a great plan, well played Ben
Octo: they will never see it coming
Procy: you are an idiot
Benjamin: they will remember my name
Upon return to his chambers he sat in thought. It’s been a rough OOP, maybe he should up his activity. He dismissed the thought with a chuckle. Phase two of his OOP plan is almost upon us. They will remember his name.
Chapter IV - Diplo is mightier than the sword
is it true that Benjamin posed for the left side of your banner?
still my favourites for a 2nd easy war.
If Ben spend as much time ingame as he does in this thread he would probably be like....slightly bigger and a little less fat
Thread contains much wisdom...
We are now at War and Benjamin is as usefull as a 4th nipple, much less a third.
sadly will miss out on that win then, doubt you'll be in range after that war.
Ben set a sitter and 24 hours, countless meteor showers and a dragon later the other kd surrendered. MVP?
Is it really safe to log in again?