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    if you are from Absalom, chances are you're a puss..

    ...who pick off provinces a few hundred k smaller than u are and kds more than 1/3 your size because you are afraid of retel.


    true?

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    Forces from And all shootin (20:12) came through and ravaged our lands! They captured 75 acres!
    We lost 10 Soldiers and 766 Golems in the struggle.

    Forces from little fight (20:12) came through and ravaged our lands! They captured 72 acres!
    We lost 41 Soldiers, 428 Golems, and 1090 Peasants in the struggle.

    Forces from scared She said (20:12) came through and ravaged our lands! They captured 89 acres!
    We lost 23 Soldiers and 822 Golems in the struggle.

    Forces from In west Philadelphia (20:12) came through and ravaged our lands! They captured 49 acres!
    We lost 65 Soldiers and 749 Golems in the struggle.


    all 4 in a mere matter of days. my kd is at 5.5 mil nw, they are at 16. and their kd relations towards us has been hostile all age.
    MAY ALL THE ABSALOM DOGS DIE!!!

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    Have u tried to send cf?
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    More bottom feeding. It is just a part of the game or so I am told.

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    Awwww..
    dont hate the player hate the game.
    If its not the big bad Wolf (Absalom) its another big bad wolf (Covenant?)

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    I wish I could hit you.

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    You're a fat, networth-inflated, all-elite gnome.
    You're also the only big person in your kingdom, so you're free acres.

    Stop whining, and learn how the game works, please.
    Catwalk's crusade for legalized cheating was a stunning success, with ghettos and low-tiered teams everywhere losing their wells of knowledge to better kingdoms in the process.

    Step one: replace everything that works.
    Step two: blame the predictable epic fail on outside forces.
    Step three: keep the community informed that no progress has been made since the last update.
    Step four: thank you for your patience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VT2 View Post
    You're a fat, networth-inflated, all-elite gnome.
    You're also the only big person in your kingdom, so you're free acres.

    Stop whining, and learn how the game works, please.
    i'm so glad you aren't a district judge or something, making such conclusions.
    fat? no. im running a dpa of 125. nw inflated? at under 160 nw per acre?
    and no, the provinces in my kd are around the same size


    cheers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by clawzzz View Post
    i'm so glad you aren't a district judge or something, making such conclusions.
    fat? no. im running a dpa of 125. nw inflated? at under 160 nw per acre?
    and no, the provinces in my kd are around the same size


    cheers.
    Man, as a T/M you need more than 125 DPA, GOTTA GO FOR 150 or 200. That'll definitely repel the constant bottomfeeds. More Defence!!

    No really sorry, you just suck. T/M as Vt2 says, are a waste of space. Doesn't matter what ur bluddy defence is, if you have no offence your a safe hit. Learn to play.

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    He figured this out after a few days in the game, and despite having a crazy king that was all for T/M's and fat gnomes with all-elite armies.
    Then he got killed for wanting the kingdom to get better.
    Catwalk's crusade for legalized cheating was a stunning success, with ghettos and low-tiered teams everywhere losing their wells of knowledge to better kingdoms in the process.

    Step one: replace everything that works.
    Step two: blame the predictable epic fail on outside forces.
    Step three: keep the community informed that no progress has been made since the last update.
    Step four: thank you for your patience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TehDudeAbides View Post
    Man, as a T/M you need more than 125 DPA, GOTTA GO FOR 150 or 200. That'll definitely repel the constant bottomfeeds. More Defence!!

    No really sorry, you just suck. T/M as Vt2 says, are a waste of space. Doesn't matter what ur bluddy defence is, if you have no offence your a safe hit. Learn to play.

    are you even in a top 50 kd?
    if you're not, i don't think you even deserve to speak to me.
    the current trend for bottomfeeders is to suicide fyi. doesn't matter what your defence is.

    maybe one day if you change your ghetto mentality, you just might get a bit of my attention again. for now, all posts by you will be ignored and you slapped away like a buzzing housefly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TehDudeAbides View Post
    Man, as a T/M you need more than 125 DPA, GOTTA GO FOR 150 or 200. That'll definitely repel the constant bottomfeeds. More Defence!!

    No really sorry, you just suck. T/M as Vt2 says, are a waste of space. Doesn't matter what ur bluddy defence is, if you have no offence your a safe hit. Learn to play.
    AHAHAHA, 150-200 DPA.. You must be joking.. In fact, I think u was joking and that I fell for it..
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    Quote Originally Posted by clawzzz View Post
    are you even in a top 50 kd?
    if you're not, i don't think you even deserve to speak to me.
    the current trend for bottomfeeders is to suicide fyi. doesn't matter what your defence is.

    maybe one day if you change your ghetto mentality, you just might get a bit of my attention again. for now, all posts by you will be ignored and you slapped away like a buzzing housefly.
    T/M haven't been viable since Faery left the crew.

    I could show you an A/T/M But that's genesis so that doesn't even count.
    Even on WoL you'd need a ton of sci to be a sub-par A/t/m

    Even if you were a T/M, why the hell do you need 125 DPA?
    100 is enough to even stop the biggest borderline bottomfeeds, anything after that you should either take it to the chin or the system will kick in?

    Let me figure this out.
    @ 125 DPA you must be either small from being hit.
    OR
    Running at least 20% forts.
    OR
    Running a standard 65% army with a 0/6 defender
    OR
    Running a full Gnome elite defense.

    Which pick? I'll take a combo of all of them for you.

    Lets say that T/M are viable. You'd at least pick up another role of semi-bank.
    What would I do?
    I'd run 100 MOD DPA MAX.
    Run 20-25% banks. 10-15% Towers
    Run 60% draft with about 3% leftover in solds.

    Start funding an unbreakable.

    Is that what your doing? Probably not. Your probably honor whoring with propaganda.

    Can I ask you this? Are you in the top 50???

    (can someone CE rage of abs and slam the CE so we can figure who this noob is?)

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