My province strategy

[VT2]

Look on alliance rankings.
Porn jedis.

Hint: check the charts for warwins.

[vines]

Him and people he is associated with, which is many, try to make people believe that my strategy is no good so they can use it for themselves. If I was a noob and my strategy was weak. VT2 would have stop looking at my province a long time ago. Truth is VT2 is keeping tabs on my trying to lean and understand my strategy so he can use it come next age. I hope next age they change artisan and gnome in a big way so thing strategy will not work any more so wannbes and chump, such as, VT2 can not use this strategy.

[toast]

cool didnt even know that chart existed.

would you possibility interested in a EoA war?

were 14th on that the list. just got out of war couple days ago, but we should be ready soon. what do you say?

[VT2]

I might be.
Take it up with me in-game.

I'm the guy in red.

No, vines, you're hated by everyone bar your old, useless king. I'm reading through a ton of messages your queen gathered from your forum, and you're about as loved as AIDS.

You're also a very useless player.
How big do you think me and the rest of my team would be if we'd have gone down your path, and played idiotic gnome? That even an idiot like you can get big in ghetto only proves my point that it takes zero effort to grow if you play in a selfish fashion.
Gnome is easy to kill, vines. In fact, we've gotten 4 wins through battling 'invincible' gnome kingdoms - it's so easy to kill them when they send their all-elite armies out, it's almost pathetic.

[gergnub]

Even I'm doing good playing a gnome! so how hard can it be..

[VT2]

Obviously, a lot.
And it helps if you don't make your entire kingdom hate you, or can at least back your own bragging up with actions.

[vines]

I have been doing nothing but backing up my talk. The queen is not very good queen if she is giving out information about our kingdom, that's like a spy.

[Someone]

Who resurrected vines?

[TehDudeAbides]

Who resurrected vines?

Himself actually.

[_greenie]

Who resurrected vines?

my bad!
i read the wrong passage from the book of nub trolls and the spell back fired =(

[waheed]

thank u greenie for bringing vines back

brb getting some pop corn

[Disco Avenue]

this is how mush we like him.

March 14th, YR11 In intra-kingdom war, Somebody (##:##) attempted to invade Red Mist (##:##), but failed.
March 14th, YR11 In intra-kingdom war, Somebodyelse (##:##) attempted to invade Red Mist (##:##), but failed.
March 16th, YR11 In intra-kingdom war, anotherguy (##:##) attempted to invade Red Mist (##:##), but failed.
March 16th, YR11 enemy (##:##) invaded ourprovince (##:##) and captured 67 acres of land.
March 17th, YR11 enemy (##:##) invaded ourprovince (##:##) and captured 195 acres of land.
March 17th, YR11 In intra-kingdom war, teammate (##:##) attempted to invade Red Mist (##:##), but failed.
March 18th, YR11 In intra-kingdom war, coolnewguy (##:##) attempted to invade Red Mist (##:##), but failed.
March 18th, YR11 In intra-kingdom war, Disco Avenue (##:##) attempted to invade Red Mist (##:##), but failed.
March 18th, YR11 enemy (##:##) invaded ourprovince (##:##) and captured 84 acres of land.

p.s. i cahnged names for "security reasons"

and were in the middle of a war btw

[VT2]

Vines, get the dámn message, and just withdraw.

[VT2]

From their forums, entrusted to my by their queen.

-

"


Today is March 12th, YR11


Kingdom Forum

Hi there

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Red Mist (##:##)
Delete July 16th, YR10
Come next age I'm going to be running for king. As king the things I can promise: every one will have the same say so. No one will have more say so than another this will even me if I'm chosen to be king. I will be the only one paging the forums and I will only delete a post 2 days from the time it was posted. When looking for war 90% of the kingdom will have to agree on the target in order for us to war a target. Everyone will be there own ruler meaning if you choose a strategy or race that you don't like or is not working out for you, oh well, that's the price of being your own king. However at the start of the age I will post different strategies based on my own style in order to help people come up with there own strategies.

- Sir Blood Shed the Craftsman
uiophjklvbnm (##:##)
Delete July 24th, YR10
if you become the king for next age, i will definitely defect from this kingdom.

so, i think your final decision is not going to leave this kingdom, right?

fine, my queen, please end this war now and we need to 'kick' red mist out of this kingdom.

thanks!!

- Sir Anderson the Sorcerer
uiophjklvbnm (##:##)
Delete July 24th, YR10
and also, i need to point out one thing, as a king, you need to login at least 10++ times per day, and i dont see you had ever done this in this age...

- Sir Anderson the Sorcerer
Woop bim boff (##:##)
Delete January 3rd, YR11
This is humor on a very high level :)

- Sir Smackem the Sorcerer
RedFlags (##:##)
Delete January 4th, YR11
very sad to read your words, it seems like you have no awareness to whats going on in this kd or around you, and the only thing u care 'bout is urself. which explains ur size and this post.

maybe after all, u dont belong here.

- The Wealthy Mr. MaxCalifornia
Disco Avenue (##:##)
Delete January 8th, YR11
why dont you start your own kingdom? be the ruler of 1 R l33T (99:99)
# of prov 1
total nw 1 zillion ( last out of all the players)
land 1 quadrilliard ( last of all the players)

and then you can rule all your vassals and make them do you bidding and feed of them to grow even bigger and crap in theyr mouths so you dont have to flush the toilet.

( im not angry i just find this stuff funny :D)

- The Heroic Noble Lady knuF aD
Red Mist (##:##)
Delete January 8th, YR11
I care about the kingdom. That's why I want to be king. I can log on anytime I want and I will as king I will have to. I only got to this size because some said the age before that they would be impressed if I could get big only through attacks. I always aim to impress. Next age I'm going stay the average size even if in war I gain much land and become the biggest I will as king ask everyone to grow until I'm the average size. Also as king I will not let any one grow more than 50 acres bigger than everyone else. So Sir Anderson you seem to have plans to grow very big I would set a law as king that no one grow 50 acre bigger than the set average and no one be 50 acres smaller than the set average. For example say as king I set the land average at 600 acres that mean under the law no one in the kingdom would be smaller than 550 acres or bigger than 650 acres. The people who post thing about me only caring about myself it is clear to me that in fact these people are the one's that only care about themselves.

- Sir Blood Shed the Craftsman
Shield of Thunder (##:##)
Delete January 9th, YR11
hahahahah

this is an april fools joke right?

- Queen Andromache the Rogue
Disco Avenue (##:##)
Delete January 9th, YR11
Funny quotes of the day:

"I care about the kingdom."
"I will not let any one grow more than 50 acres"
"I always aim to impress"
"in war I gain much land and become the biggest "
"The people who post thing about me only caring about myself it is clear to me that in fact these people are the one's that only care about themselves. "
"ask everyone to grow until I'm the average size."
"I would set a law as king that no one grow 50 acre bigger than the set average"


by "i am lord bloodshed of red mist"

P.S. the wonders of editing.


- The Heroic Noble Lady knuF aD
Milola (##:##)
Delete January 15th, YR11
"The people who post thing about me only caring about myself it is clear to me that in fact these people are the one's that only care about themselves."

Those people care not about themselves THEY ARE the Kingdom! I share the same opnion as my kingdom mates! Instead of a king you should be a Kings fool!!!get of your Island of selfishness. go defect yourself.



- The Humble Sir Rexus Rizzo
Woop bim boff (##:##)
Delete January 16th, YR11
My favourite is without doubt:
"If I wasn’t here to back up Sir Anderson he would be screwed".
It's so tragicomic :)


- Sir Smackem the Sorcerer
McwebsMarieKyle (##:##)
Delete January 21st, YR11
"I care about the kingdom". "Come next age I'm going to be running for king"....

what's this? is this a joke? even though i am still new in this kingdom i am happy the way it is now, you should not make a confusion here amongst us, just go and defect to another kingdom where you can have your own throne.. but not here...

- The Heroic Lord Webs
uiophjklvbnm (##:##)
Delete January 24th, YR11
Nono, he is not making confusion here, mr webs, he just keep on talking crap and show his selfishness......

- Sir Anderson the Sorcerer
Deficate (##:##)
Delete February 1st, YR11
Cmon guys, don't be so hard on him. I know you want him to leave but it sucks when you put him down like that. Please stop.

- Lord Adrenalex the Rogue
uiophjklvbnm (##:##)
Delete February 2nd, YR11
I'm not intend to put him down like that, but his selfishness and his 'ideas' make me vomit until I cant hold it anymore...

- Sir Anderson the Sorcerer
Red Mist (##:##)
Delete February 5th, YR11
For all you that don't know the Queen has only been queen for about 2 days. Lord Adrenalex was king and I was fine with that, however, with this knew leadership I can't stand for people thinking they know best and trying to force everyone to their ways. I think I know best but I let people play the way they want and try to help out the best I can without force anything on any one.

- Sir Blood Shed the Craftsman
Milola (##:##)
Delete February 6th, YR11
"February 1st, YR11
Cmon guys, don't be so hard on him. I know you want him to leave but it sucks when you put him down like that. Please stop.

- Lord Adrenalex the Rogue"

You got a point there, only this guy won't listen so what should we do then? the most of us want him to leave. I see 2 options
1: give him another try.
2: he defects (best option)*hint*
3: Destroy his province



- The Humble Sir Rexus Rizzo
Disco Avenue (##:##)
Delete February 6th, YR11
red mist its been far more than 2 days that andromache has been queen + she is not forcing is beleive me if she was forcing us i either would be sabotaging this kd (kinda like you are doing) or totally ignoring her ( kinda like your doing) or defecting becaus i dont enjoy it here. it is a game and i dont beleive in being forced to play a game or playing a game and not having fun.

- The Heroic Lady knuF aD
Shield of Thunder (##:##)
Delete February 8th, YR11
if you consider giving orders and providing leadership as "forcing" you would not make a very good king. It takes courage to put up orders, because you always have the risk that its not the best plan, everyone makes mistakes. I freely admit that and Im open to other suggestions, thats often why you see my orders changing or being updated- i listen to what my kdmates tell me as situations develope.

Do you think its easy to come in here and be the new one, to have my strong personality and desire to teach/help/improve? Its definetly not. I have to get used to a new style of playing and put everything I say into simple explainable terms because many players are new and I cannot presume that what is obvious to me is obvious to them. This takes time and effort. I work full time and this is supposed to be a hobby not arduous task. I told several of you I didnt seek to be Queen, was happy to be a an active and involved player. However Deficate (as much as i like and respect him) wasnt providing much leadership. He admits that himself! Told me on msn that he now misses being king, even though he didnt do anything when he was - he just liked having the power. I told him he could still have a leadership role and that the kingdom needed someone to organise our tm's more effectively and offered him that task. He has been giving it a try.

Regarding me being monarch. As I see it, I fell naturally into the role, without seeking it. I have experience of leadership as a former alliance leader and monarch/council member in top 50/top 20 kingdoms. Further to this I have played in 3 renowned kingdoms: De Notenkraker, Sanctuary of Absalom and Brute Force. I think that experience qualifies me at least for the role.

More importanly people voted for me of their own free will. People continue to vote for me right now by their own choice. If the kingdom does not want me as monarch I urge them to say so and vote with their feet by electing someone else.


Red mist- if you would agree to obey my orders and to support your kingdom mates in the way THEY request not you the way you prefer and WHEN they request rather than when it suits you because you are trying to get elected, then I could forgive and forget and try to get along with you in this kingdom for the greater good.

I doubt that you can do that because you dont like to follow others when you think you know better. You are stubborn and oppinionated. We are alike somewhat in that regard I can understand that but the problem is that its not in the kingdom interest. The reason I join the others in urging you to defect is not just for myself or the kingdom but also for your own enjoyment of the game. Perhaps you can find some more likeminded people in another kingdom. Us being opposed is not constructive and I dont think either of us can change who we are and how we are (nor should we have to).

Currently I am monarch of this kingdom and have the support of the majority of people as you have seen expressed in the forums. You are a player and have more people against you than with you. So what would be more damaging to the kingdom- logically- me leaving or you? Its quite obvious to me at least.


Deficate, Im not surprised you feel a bit sympathetic to Red Mist. I am also sympathetic to the situation he finds himself in. But honestly .. you are the ex monarch who I replaced, it doesnt take a rocket scientist to work out that perhaps you might be a little less than please about that whole situation and have a bruised ego and thus be more partial to the persuasions of someone who is opposed to me. Think about it.

- Queen Andromache the Rogue
Milola (##:##)
Delete February 10th, YR11
*Rexus Rizzo Kneels before queen Andromache* HAIL TO THE QUEEN!!!

- The Humble Sir Rexus Rizzo
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Today is March 12th, YR11


Kingdom Forum

Hi there

Previous 20 Messages



Deficate (##:##)
Delete February 13th, YR11
I only feel bad for him because of past experiences in my life, and I know exactly where he is coming from.

You're right, I didn't do much, but hey, at least we have a full KD before you became queen :D

and that last part Andromanche, well, I don't think it was very nice to say that. Just because I don't say something, doesn't mean I don't know it.


- Lord Adrenalex the Rogue
Shield of Thunder (##:##)
Delete February 13th, YR11
Alex.. really dont want to argue anymore.



- Queen Andromache the Rogue
Red Mist (##:##)
Delete February 18th, YR11
I may be stubborn and oppinionated, however, you and I are nothing a like. You want a leadership that gives out orders that must be fallowed. I too can give out orders and we would have great results if every one did as I said, but I want more then at. I want a leadership that can help all the players become strong leaders. So every province has a strong leader and all are kings and queens. And as kings and queens we move together. We will disagree but we will still be there for one another when one of us is hurt or in need of aid. This is the best and most difficult path but I can lead the way in us reaching this path.

- Sir Blood Shed the Craftsman
Red Mist (##:##)
Delete February 19th, YR11
I want you to stay in the kingdom because you know what your province must do at any give time during war time, in order, to best help the war effort. You can give players advice helping them become strong skilled leaders themselves. There will be times when we will disagree. As king, I will give you the respect a king is given as with everyone in the kingdom. With your help the path I want the kingdom to reach can be reached faster. As a result we all will be kings and queens, and me just as the figure-head that bring us together, much like, King Arthur and his knights. His Knights were the strongest of the area they were from. He went on a journey to find them. As kings themselves King Arthur had to prove to them he that was suited to be their king, and under his rule they all became the strongest.

- Sir Blood Shed the Craftsman
pumz (##:##)
Delete March 2nd, YR11
this post made my day thankyou...after 4 depressing exams i read this and laugh, thankyou redmist :-)

- Mr. pumz the Warrior
Red Mist (##:##)
Delete March 9th, YR11
lol :D you're welcome. Keep your head up just study hard and you will do well. Me and the guys got this war on lock down while you're away.

- Sir Blood Shed the Craftsman
Shield of Thunder (##:##)
Delete March 12th, YR11
nah.. if you dont leave I certainly will.

tired of it all

- Queen Andromache the Rogue
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Slifer da Sky Dragon (##:##)
Delete January 9th, YR11
lol...

- The Humble Noble Lady Jasper
Shield of Thunder (##:##)
Delete January 9th, YR11
You are getting terribly confused. This is not a personal issue. Listen to your kdmates. They dont want you here. Fine, ignore me. You always have. But DONT DARE ignore them.

- Queen Andromache the Rogue
Red Mist (##:##)
Delete January 9th, YR11
to lower the viscounts wpa/tpa because he was taking your honor and that's the truth. I say I'm the best player in the utopia and I stand by it. I don't tell people how to play. Although I try to give advice, however, I believe everyone should be allow to play the way they want even if that means that means them making big mistakes. People should be allowed to learn the hard way. You act like "I don't know nothing but I am your friend." Yet in your actions you make people play the way you want them to, as if, you know best. No one knows best. And if they do not do as you tell them do you make them leave the kingdom, such as, you are trying to do with me.
We all have to work together making our own choices on what we see is the best way for our own province to help reach the kingdom's goals. This is not a dictatorship this is a democracy and if you disagree with that then I'm will not back down from you! I can not back down!
P.s. sorry for the double post but I pressed the submit button by mistake :S.

- Sir Blood Shed the Craftsman
Red Mist (##:##)
Delete January 15th, YR11
Don't talk like you care about the kingdom. I already asked you to end the war. You are staying in the war for you own gain. Simple as that.

- Sir Blood Shed the Craftsman
uiophjklvbnm (##:##)
Delete January 15th, YR11
Who talk like 'you care about the kingdom' first?

also, stop using 'simple as that'!! i already feeling to vomit when i read it!! if everything is as simple as you think, then things should go as you wish to. However, in the real utopia world, things never 'simple as that' and things didn't go as 'you think'.

that's all from me...

- Sir Anderson the Sorcerer
Woop bim boff (##:##)
Delete January 16th, YR11
Please leave, Red Mist. Don't make it a harder than it has to be.

- Sir Smackem the Sorcerer
Red Mist (##:##)
Delete January 18th, YR11
I will leave as soon as I my military gets back I was trying to win the war but it is clear that you guys don't want the war win. Sir Anderson I don't want you talking to me you are angry because you thought you were on the same level as me in terms of skill turns come war you find out I am doing much better due to the foresight I had and now you are angry with me because you called me a fool for trying to tell you they were going to attack you. In many case the queen has just restated thing I have said, such as kingdom law, and war wins. And the war before this one she was staying "they can't win without making attacks." but yet again she said this only after I had talk about war can not be would without gaining land.
These idea are not the queen's idea she is getting them from me--my postings. And it pisses me off.

- Sir Blood Shed the Craftsman
Red Mist (##:##)
Delete January 18th, YR11
Let me prove to you guys that we can win this war. I know we can. Part of me wants to leave but a part of me wants to say because I want to see the war won.

- Sir Blood Shed the Craftsman
McwebsMarieKyle (##:##)
Delete January 21st, YR11
yeah, i think if someone is unhappy with the way our monarch is running this kingdom then he/she should defect to another kingdom not just because he is not helping the way he is acting but confusing us and causing some rift between our kd mates, the best way he/she can do to defect and find him or herself a suitable kingdom to join to suit his/her needs..

- The Heroic Lord Webs
Disco Avenue (##:##)
Delete January 21st, YR11
wow the nub actually makes more snese then red mist :"I say I'm the best player in the utopia and I stand by it."

- The Heroic Lady knuF aD
Red Mist (##:##)
Delete February 5th, YR11
With me the kingdom will grow and become strong they just have to trust me. The thing is I don't like to see team mates fall.

- Sir Blood Shed the Craftsman
Woop bim boff (##:##)
Delete February 5th, YR11
*sigh*...

- Sir Smackem the Sorcerer
uiophjklvbnm (##:##)
Delete February 5th, YR11
he dont like to see team mate fall, but he like to stay aside and let others fall...

so, he means that we are not his teammate...

- Sir Anderson the Sorcerer
Red Mist (##:##)
Delete February 18th, YR11
I don't like to see team mates fall but I will not try to tell them what is best. I may try to give advice, however, I believe it's always up to the person. If that person disagrees with my advices and goes against it and ends up worse off, so be it. They learned through experiencing the out come; as a result, what I had known before hand now becomes their knowledge. So after experiencing the out come they gain the same insight I have. It's is much like a parent child relationship. The parent does not want to see there baby get hurt so they tell their baby, "Don't run or you will get hurt." The baby sees all the older kids running so the baby wants to run too, so the baby runs; as result, the baby falls and gets hurt. The parent lets the baby run and fall because the parent loves the baby and wants to see their baby do well. The parent is hoping that by some small chance that their baby doesn't fall. But when the baby does fall the parent is there to help them back up.

- Sir Blood Shed the Craftsman
uiophjklvbnm (##:##)
Delete March 1st, YR11
ya, but in this world, there are some selfish parents, who never give good advise!!

and ask yourself, what had you done? gave advise? since when?

and please stated what kind of advise that you gave had benefit our kd?? or help us to win the war? you just gave those advise which make you grow bigger and bigger.... that's it!!

- Sir Anderson the Sorcerer



Red Mist (##:##)
Delete March 10th, YR11
No that is not true if I wanted to grow bigger I would tell you to keep on attacking and this would cause them to attack you and I would attack them. Instead I don't want them to attack you I want you to keep your army at home and be protect until you can get strong again.

Sir Anderson, you know, you are really hard-headed. Keep your damn army at home! And do what ops you can as you rebuild your military and get powerful again.

Sir Anderson I had to do damage control because of you telling them you would give them the win by posting in the war forum. Telling the enemy we will give them the win all that makes the enemy think is that we are weak and scared of them. I know you are not scared of them, I know I'm not scared of them, I know very ##:## attacker woop'en their asses is not scared of them. So why make them think we are scared of them? And we are not weak because they are bigger and we are still beating them.

- Sir Blood Shed the Craftsman"

[Disco Avenue]

wow, i feel denuded. like my private journal was read aloud in the university's auditorium :S