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    Quotable Quotes

    Ugh. I come back to the boards in search of new writing experiences and lo and behold, everything has changed.

    one thing has not though, and that is QUOTABLE QUOTES!

    Post your favorites and I'll edit this main post to include them all. plus i'll even tag your name for the contribution.

    here are my additions.



    "Just close your eyes. . . .and keep your mind WIDE open."
    -Leslie Burke

    "We Rule Terabithia and nothing crushes us!"
    -Bridge to Terabithia

    "And do me a favor, enjoy your time here. You got four years, these are the best years of your life, and then . . . you're f***ed!"
    -Dean Louis

    "No Retreat, No Surrender, Only Victory"
    -300

    "They only call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was taken"
    -forget who

    "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
    -Benjamin Franklin

    "Roughnecks. . . .HOOOOOOOOOOOO"
    -Raczak's Roughnecks

    "There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt"
    -Warhammer 40k

    "Do you know what the Chain of Command is? Its the Chain that I beat you with until you know whos in Ruttin command!"
    -Jayne Cobb

    Tucker "Do you have a pen?"
    Girl "No. Why?"
    Tucker "I want to get your autograph."
    Girl "Who do you think I look like?"
    Tucker "The Incredible Hulk."
    Girl "OH MY GOD!"
    -Tucker Max
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    "Oh lawd, it's back!"
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    "Someone once told me that you can't put a price on a human life...however, when push comes to shove, that price suddenly becomes negotiable."

    Leiot Steinberg, "Straight Jacket"
    I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my....LASER!!
    ~Some random deviation that my brother showed me one day, once upon a time...lol

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    Please take my forum signature as a quote but i dont know who qouted it anymore
    The fool who asks is a fool for only 5 mins
    The fool who never asks is a fool for life

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    "Kill it with fire!" - Warhammer 40,000

    "In the far distant future, there is only war." - Warhammer 40,000

    "We are the most civilized of all the races. We have more exquisite ways to kill than any other." - Warhammer fantasy, dark elf commander.

    "For he today that sheds blood with me shall be my battlebrother eternal.." - Warhammer 40,000, Flesh tearers' motto.

    "KILL! MAIM! BURN! KILL! MAIM! BURN!" - Warhammer 40,000, Khârn the betrayer.

    "It's simple. Our path is better." - Warhammer 40,000, commander Farsight.

    "Blessed be the warriors." - Warhammer 40,000, Ravenguard's motto.
    Catwalk's crusade for legalized cheating was a stunning success, with ghettos and low-tiered teams everywhere losing their wells of knowledge to better kingdoms in the process.

    Step one: replace everything that works.
    Step two: blame the predictable epic fail on outside forces.
    Step three: keep the community informed that no progress has been made since the last update.
    Step four: thank you for your patience.

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    "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."
    -Dr. Seuss

    "You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."
    - Dr. Seuss
    -Zack-

    "There are no women on the internet, only men, FBI agents and Chris Hansen."

    Baby who wants to love me sexy uh?
    Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh?
    Take off your shoes and suck me sexy!
    Baby we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy!

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    Sometimes I'm not where I am, and sometimes I am where I'm not - Trance Gemini

    Kiss my shiny metal ass - Bender

    For your sake, I hope you can run really ****in' fast. Because if that first punch don't kill me, you'll be in a brand new world of pain - Derrom (me)
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    *Sometimes I'm not where I am, and sometimes I am where I'm not* -Trance Gemini

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    "See?? It's really good that I haven't grown an inch lately, because then I couldnt fit into this vent.
    ...*pauses*
    *freaks out*
    WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING!!!??" ~Edward Elric, FMA
    I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my....LASER!!
    ~Some random deviation that my brother showed me one day, once upon a time...lol

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    LOL
    Anything from FMA is quotabe, especially Ed and Al XD


    My life for Auir!
    I long for combat
    - Protoss Zealot, Starcraft

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    Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

    - Monty Python's Flying Circus

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    Pretty women make us buy beer. Ugly women make us drink beer.
    Al Bundy


    Envy me. That’s my wife. Those are my kids and I sell women’s shoes. I was dead before I got here.
    Al Bundy


    Sure selling shoes is fun. But behind the glamour, it’s like any other minimum wage slow death.
    Al Bundy


    A fat woman came into the shoe store today. Wanted a pair of shoes for a christmas party. I told her to stand on her hands, put a star in her butt and go as the world’s largest, ugliest tree!
    Al Bundy
    BOOYAH!

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    "Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks"
    Pinhead - Hellraiser

    "Oh come, you can hear its faint echo right now. I'm here to turn up the volume. To press the stinking face of humanity into the dark blood of its own secret heart."
    Pinhead - Hellraiser

    "Unbearable isn't it? The suffering of strangers, the agony of friends. There is a secret song at the center of the world, Joey, and it's sound is like razors through flesh."
    Pinhead - Hellraiser

    "Oh yes, we all float - and when you're down here with us, you'll float too!"
    Pennywise - It

    "pfft, who needs english, Im never going to England"
    Homer Simpson

    "Come here. Hey! Look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks... Look at me! One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again, hm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and do this..."
    [the Joker mimics slicing his mouth open with his tongue]
    Heath Ledger (Joker) RIP - Dark Knight

    "I love the French language.... fantastic language, especially to curse with... it's like wiping your arse with silk"
    Merovingian - Matrix Reloaded

    These are my favourites.

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    "If you’re lucky enough to be Irish, then you’re lucky enough.”

    “More men are made excellent from practice than from nature.”

    “If you don’t like government problems, wait until you see government solutions.”

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