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    Resumé submissions

    *note I am not a recruiter or do i desire to be recruited*

    With the new changes I am starting this thread as a preemptive strike against the resulting spam of pick me pick me...

    I suggest that people include references and please dont list vines as a reference
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    Sigh, even if this is a piss take, this is what our game is going to be turned into isn't it?

    Oh dear. I feel a great loss for the game I really do.

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    I get what you are doing Sully......... but really........

    Man I was so gutted when I heard about the trade/exchange policy that is being introduced.

    It will, make every single part of this game less fun: You will have guys in ghttos and week kingdoms just growing and growing and ignoring their kingdom to try to look goo to other kingdoms. You will have guys in top kingdoms who want more power getting disgruntled and moving around to look for other big kingdoms, and you will just end up with an incestuous pit of corruption and turn utopia into a popularity contest, or some kind of body building show where everyone is trying to impress those above them to move up the chain................ It will also reinforce this class system that has always been a problem in utopia, making it even harder for small kingdoms from becoming great ones.

    Sigh, it has begun.......... god help us

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    Quote Originally Posted by ayaines View Post
    incestuous pit of corruption and turn utopia into a popularity contest, or some kind of body building show where everyone is trying to impress those above them to move up the chain................ It will also reinforce this class system that has always been a problem in utopia
    wow i didnt know this game replicated real life so well :s

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    oh yea man.... i see orcs walking around all the time :P

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    oops lol thats not what i meant to say. what i meant to say was that it is part of human nature. and no matter what changes you bring to the game it will still always be there.

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    Considering you will only be able to move KDs once or twice per age, I doubt the whole of Utopia will crumble the way people are claiming.

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    You sound like stoffi's evil twin.
    Catwalk's crusade for legalized cheating was a stunning success, with ghettos and low-tiered teams everywhere losing their wells of knowledge to better kingdoms in the process.

    Step one: replace everything that works.
    Step two: blame the predictable epic fail on outside forces.
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    Step four: thank you for your patience.

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    "-my defense cannot be broken"

    yeah right, meet my 70% draft rate suiciding orc!

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    oh right you mean that puny orc who couldn't punch a dent in a pack of butter even if it tried
    Corruption is a serious impediment to civil liberties.

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    Pick me! Pick me! vines will vouch for me. I love 40% home build strats.
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