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    Morbo Recruting Ex-members of Luns!!

    To Ex-members of Luns,

    It's is strictly unfair of OMAC to delete you all (repeat x2764), but fear NOT! Once again, Morbo (Ruler of all weaklings) has come to the wailing distress of your kingdomless monarch!! Morbo (who is generous) has already prepared a NEW KINGDOM to accomodate all of you!! Please check out the kingdom of 8:10 for your viewing pleasure, and feel free to arrange the furniture around and please please please, the motto here is 'Micasa Sucasa' - so feel free to help yourself to the carton of beer in the cooler. This kingdom of 8:10 is destined for GREATNESS!! As is it a mirror reflection of the kingdom of 10:8!! With Morbo (Slayer of All) ruling over all of you, you can bet that 8:10 will surpass 10:8 in NW, land and Honour - yes, yes! The Coveted Triple Crown of Utopia! This is your chance to be truly 'God-Like'!! (of course you can't be God, because Morbo is your ONLY GOD (Bow before your New God!!!), but 'God-like' is pretty close...)

    However, there are few small insignificant conditions - of course, this kingdom would have to be renamed - and it has been already decided for you (so you don't have to rack your brains out trying to come out up with a name - as your puny brains are vastly inferior to the superior brain of Morbo (who has great memory)) - the kingdom name will be called, you guessed it! - "Morbo and the puny humans" with the 3 banners ready for you to choose from :

    -"Morbo standing on the skull of his enemies"
    -"Morbo holding a skull of an enemy"
    -"Morbo at the beach"

    And all of you are required to end all postings with 'All Hail Morbo!'

    Morbo says that this is a merciful and compassionate suggestion.
    Agree!

    All Hail Morbo!

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    Lol, everytime I read these they make me smile. =]

    Sounds like a pretty good deal for the inferior human LUNS.

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    hehehe

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    .i.

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    MWUAHAHAHA it is foolish of you to flaunt your puny dick against the Great Beast of Morbo (who's dick has spawn legions of Ogre Legions)

    Your vastly inferior dick is no match for Morbo's Pole!!.

    It is sad day indeed, when Luns has to resort to flaunting their puny inferior quality limp dicks to elicit pity!

    Morbo joins Ape-King vedibela in mockery of his puny dick!!

    All hail Morbo, master of everything that is superior!

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    LOL, hahahaha.. man, Lemans you are killing me!!! LMAO!

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    lol...

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    Take an age off and help me take down some Abs bank provinces =)

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    i wouldn't recruit them mansoor, all they know how to do is farm ghettos for honor =P

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    probably will rebuild KD in farm shell?

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    Seriously man, just register 'Morbo'

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    Say 'All Hail Morbo!' first, Palem ;)

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    All Hail Morbo!

    Now register it before I do

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    All hail Morbo now get that damn name registered!

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    Lemans only works for Morbo though...

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