Lydias, you who outshine Venus when she stands in all her glory, I have come on behalf of my kingdom asking for you to fight besides us while we rape this world of fools.
you will of cause be required to use irc and pimp,
you will of cause be treated with the respect every member in the kingdom gets treated with,
and don't be frightened that this will likely include be hugged 138 times per day, its perfectly normal.
looking forward to hearing from you!!!