Stupid orders by stupid monarchs

[Catwalk]

Following up on the anticipated success of the other article that I've almost started writing, I'd also like to do a compilation of stupid orders by stupid monarchs. Names will be withheld to protect the guilty.

The classic example is everybody exploring and going all defense for a week. Resulting in being hit lots after a few days and running out of pool acres before protection ends.

Please PM me any good stories you have so as not to spill them prematurely.

[Palem]

"Everyone raze Palem!"

How dare he? Right?

[canadianperv]

this reminds me of vt2 thread i ran out of acreas

[MorbidAngel]

The classic example is everybody exploring and going all defense for a week. Resulting in being hit lots after a few days and running out of pool acres before protection ends.

Funny thing, my kd did that last age. We received about 15 hits in 7 days, maybe even less... But we were mainly dicing :D

[MorbidAngel]

As for funny orders, I have habit to create acc in random kd just to read forums. I found a lot of funny ones.

For example, in one kd monarch said they should not attack other kds out of war as someone might retaliate.

A while ago some monarch agreed to stop war with someone so they both can kill me off together after I said that I will give him my acc (he said: you are waste of space. I don't want your acc nor anyone else in kd)

[Safri]

not quiet on topic, but in a war a few ages ago the enemy monarch used the war forums to try and make war plans, asking them to vote on what kind of dragon to send and that

[Catwalk]

I won't include stupid orders by stupid enemy monarchs in this, although yours is tempting Safri.

[Cheech]

When I came back to playing from a long break my first monarch had a rainbow build and urged everyone to do the same. I don't recall winning a lot of wars that age.

[britomart]

This is going to be an utimes article?

No offense meant...I'm sure it'll be funny, but imho it could easily turn into something mostly derogatory.

[Mirage]

Why not change your topic name into ... stupid people voting for the wrong person.

At least you don't have to worry about withholding the names to protect the guilty ;D

[Catwalk]

britomart, there won't be any names and it won't be mean.

[_greenie]

my personal favourite was how i got kicked out of my ghetto =)

i was the monarch, and handed over to a pair of brothers
they accused me of fixing papers in war to show that i was the most active, as it was impossible to get attack times i did
i pointed out to them that because i was warrior, it was indeed possible to get those attack times (i made roughly 12-15% of kd's attacks each war 5 of ~35-40 hits in min time) and even showed them the maths behind it
they called me a liar and ordered me killed off

so, i got kicked out of a ghetto for being the most active attacker in wars =)

[Zermoid]

I've only been in Utopia a little over a year and I'm Monarch, Nuf said.

[zercousy]

Thats nothing, zermoid....! i defected to a New KD and i become monarch in 1 weeks

when i reach the KD i attempt the monarch and all the leaders at that KD persuade and tell them bout how to running a KD
and thier monarch is said wan quit so i become monarch in 1 weeks after joining them by defect!

[zercousy]

i saw some order like

We are active but we have not enough players
(22 players that can make hit on a 1wave date hours)

we will dont war till EOA till i find some ppl join in..guess what KD is it..OMG its from a Alliances leader KD.

i tired of that guy plan and thinking i defected from them and i delete my prov which like 2400+ acres