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    this is just simply stunning.
    -Zack-

    "There are no women on the internet, only men, FBI agents and Chris Hansen."

    Baby who wants to love me sexy uh?
    Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh?
    Take off your shoes and suck me sexy!
    Baby we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alazne View Post
    You are cheating. You couldn't see me because I had Invisibility on.
    I have X-rays Eyes. I see through all, and I see all of you. :) Now, can I have my calculator back? *continues to scan Alanze with X-ray eyes*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemans View Post
    Damnit, still no response!! Let's see what 'Dummies for Geeks' says - ah here's a good one.

    "Yo, you sexy thing, do you want to use my calculator?"

    Next time think it twice before you offer something :P


    *goes on calculating operations to dominate the world*

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    What? what? what?? Sorry give me a sec here, I'm still busy.. just a sec *continues scaning Alanze with X-ray eyes* - hey, uh Alanze do you mind turning 36.7 degrees more to your left?

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    Lemans, Alazne

    Ooo.. just you and me here, you can hold on to my calculator a little longer. What you doing for Valentine? :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemans View Post

    Ooo.. just you and me here, you can hold on to my calculator a little longer. What you doing for Valentine? :P

    I thought I had already made it very clear what I'm doing for Valentine.

    Or maybe you think I'm joking?

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    I think that calculator just burnt out!!
    You really must just get a room!! lol

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    No kidding! Alazne's crazy fingers just about broke everything that's still functional on the calculator... dang, it's Valentine today and I have no calculator! :(

    Happy Valentine All!!

    All Hail Morbo!

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    Happy Valentine, Lemans!:)


    As for the calculator, so...sorry, but can't give it back.

    Now I need a dictionary, have you got any? :D

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    is this talk equivalent to utopian sex?

    nerd talk always gets the girl.
    -Zack-

    "There are no women on the internet, only men, FBI agents and Chris Hansen."

    Baby who wants to love me sexy uh?
    Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh?
    Take off your shoes and suck me sexy!
    Baby we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy!

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    lol try the romantic way you try on me , it will help you to find a nice girl lemans.

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    what the *toot*? you bloody *toot toot toot toot toot*? shut the *toot toot toot toot toot toot toot* and *toot* old master and get out of my *toot toot too toot toot* and crawl into *toot toot toot toot*.... dang that felt good...

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    Hey Alazne, go to www.dictionary.com and look for variation of the word population but starting with the letter 'C'... :P

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    Lemans sounds like a guy.. recruiting girls? Pimp Daddy?

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