On February 19th, YR0, we received this note...
To The Despicable King Jobolob
The proud Order of Avalon alliance believes that you are a multi. I do not know where they get their information from, but my kingdom is committed to carrying out their orders to destroy you. It would be best for all of us if you just delete your account and start over.
Signed, Mr. Barry Bonds the Warrior of The Watchers (XX:XX)
How is this fair? I am clearly not a multi. sigh. Why do I always seem to have to deal with idiots.