People are telling me that elf is better than gnome, even if the gnome's running 80.1515125½% homes!
I need you to provide me with a cool defense as to why the gnome is superior not only to the elf, but to everyone and everything - including Chuck Norris.
Please, vines, mighty god of small men with large, hairy feet, come to my aid! If you do so, I shall maintain 1% homes throughout the age, so that my winged chickens will have a temple to worship your mightyness and awesomeness in!