Jolt has be sold!!!

[Safri]

bierkrug:
http://209.85.229.132/search?q=cache...ient=firefox-a

they pulled the original, thats a cached one from the google machine

[Bierkrug]

Thanks much thats at least something

[Salomo]

Ever asked yourself why there is downtime? Is it incompetence, coz of the attacks? Or is it coz the attacks cause other problems that S&B having real problems with?

I believe it is neither, but rather a) someone selling the servers and replacing them with servers from the 1980's, and b) Sean and Brian being unable (or paid too little to work hard enough) to get the code to work independent of attacks.

I know that either there were no significant attacks or Jolt is bad at communicating with the players. Or both.

[allonons]

NEWS
Utopia Kingdoms
We thought you’d be interested to know that there was a board meeting of those involved in Utopia Kingdoms the other day. Like all UK board meetings, the attire was simple, most wore polished chain mail and Dylan was wearing one of his smaller crowns (the one without the giant ruby), but by the end of it great decisions had been made. For one, it was decided that there should be a Utopia Kingdoms theme park opened in the west of Ireland and that there should be a UK spin-off to Jolt’s newly announced game Playboy Manager called “Wench’s Manager”, whereby you guide young female pig farmers through the challenges of rising to become Ladies of the Court. But in between that and the axe-juggling contest, it was also decided that what Utopia Kingdoms really needed was more competition! So, at the end of each month the following prizes will be awarded to the best players and clan in the game:

Monthly Prizes
Player #1: Limited edition Utopia Kingdoms tee-shirt
Player #2: Slightly less limited edition Utopia Kingdoms mousemat
Player #3: Still pretty rare Utopia Kingdoms mug
Clan #1: 500 coins per member

However, we fully acknowledge that giving out coins in this game is just a little unimaginative, so we thought that for the end of the current round we’d award the top three players a collection of limited edition Utopia Kingdoms merchandise, while the top ranked clan will get its own custom designed crest from one of our artists!

But those were just our ideas; do you think you can come up with anything better? We want your thoughts on the prizes, so why not go and post your own suggestions on the perfectly named "Prize suggestions" thread? Think of something good, because it might be you or your clan that’s winning it

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http://forums.joltonline.com/showthread.php?t=593803




Start spamming their boards people.

[TipTripTrap]

oh wow...

[feebee]

Ive posted in their forum LOL ,it'll get deleted of course,but if we keep posting there maybe it'll get their attention and they'll realise we are serious about wanting Utopia up and running .

[Reaper7]

Yeah it seems that they have taken it down already from the website, I am curious if they are trying to hide it for a little while longer or were not prepared to go public with this information as of yet.

Maybe they took 1 look at the forums and backed out of the deal because they didn't want to inherit such incompetence.

[Spliff]

somebody needs to call Mehul. This is a crime!

[Mad_Scottish]

What a crap product.

It should be getting completely boycotted.

[Moshe]

Bought and sold 3 times within 1 year and a half (Jolt, Omac, Gamestop)


Legends of Zork: Per Wikipedia... 2009 release, mixed reviews (no win/loss)
Hattrick: Per Wikipedia... Not Jolt's game... doesn't count as success
Playboy Manager: Unpublished... sounds lame (fail?)
Earth 2025: FAIL-destroyed a good game through incompetence
Utopia: FAIL-destroyed a good game through incompetence
NationStates 2: FAIL (see earth and utopia)
Utopia Kingdoms: FAIL 2009 release, knock off of other games, kind of gay

The only thing Jolt really has is a game about trukz.... and the game looks like its a ripoff of google

yay!! i feel confident....

[Thunder TA]

bet mine gets deleted there also