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    Plz explain... '99 - 32K modem - Fast. '09 - Fiber network

    SOOOO SLOOOOOOOOWWW!!!

    How can we have regressed SO far in these 10 years? It doesn't make any sense! How could this game possibly have been more playable with dial-up than it is now on a broadband network!?

    ::punches baby::
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    Clearly, you don't understand.
    This is what the future looks like.

    All modern, hip, and trendy, too.

    Thank you for your patience.
    Catwalk's crusade for legalized cheating was a stunning success, with ghettos and low-tiered teams everywhere losing their wells of knowledge to better kingdoms in the process.

    Step one: replace everything that works.
    Step two: blame the predictable epic fail on outside forces.
    Step three: keep the community informed that no progress has been made since the last update.
    Step four: thank you for your patience.

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    They want to kill utopia in an expensive fashionable way

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    They want to thank you for your patience.
    Catwalk's crusade for legalized cheating was a stunning success, with ghettos and low-tiered teams everywhere losing their wells of knowledge to better kingdoms in the process.

    Step one: replace everything that works.
    Step two: blame the predictable epic fail on outside forces.
    Step three: keep the community informed that no progress has been made since the last update.
    Step four: thank you for your patience.

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    Stop it!

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    very sexy imo
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    firefox + adblock plus

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    way too slow...Im not gonna keep playing for long if this isnt fixed fast!

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    I haven't really bothered with it today.
    It's impossible to enjoy the game when you have to wait a minute before each page's done loading.

    Not even in 1998 was the game this slow.
    Catwalk's crusade for legalized cheating was a stunning success, with ghettos and low-tiered teams everywhere losing their wells of knowledge to better kingdoms in the process.

    Step one: replace everything that works.
    Step two: blame the predictable epic fail on outside forces.
    Step three: keep the community informed that no progress has been made since the last update.
    Step four: thank you for your patience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Artaq View Post
    firefox + adblock plus
    helps 0 as ads aren't the issue, incompetent coders are.
    reason game is slow is because b and s are incapable of coding this properly

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    Might be some weird DoS attack protection, i noticed is impossible to ping utopia-game.com, all i get is timeout's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Temper View Post
    Might be some weird DoS attack protection, i noticed is impossible to ping utopia-game.com, all i get is timeout's.
    Doesn't surprise me. I mean with all the military trainers and professors and all that, this seems highly likely.
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    I actually take adblock a little further and run NoScript.... excessively slow ads are definitely not the issue

    this game just sucks.
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    two words

    CREDIT CRISIS
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    I begin sorting out my spells, but it takes 30seconds to load a page (yes i counted) so I end up messing about on other tabs. I forget about utopia and by the time I realise, the game ticks and we've all been booted.

    Anybody find it annoying when trying to find a target that you have to click on mystics, then combat spells, then change the kingdom location before you choose cb? just me or is it less efficient...

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