So, I've officially gone insane. I'm going to try to do this in the 9 days left (although even if I fail, I'll keep going into December and try to finish in 30 days instead).
Anyway, I decided that maybe posting the result is going to motivate me more, so here it is. Don't expect anything resembling quality or originality, don't expect the plot to make sense. I'm just going to try and crank out 50k words of legible text. Feel free to leave assorted comments, mockery and questioning of sanity.