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  1. 01-12-2009, 12:45 #1
    TheRock
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    This ticking stuff is like a punch to the vag

    Seriously

    Sitting there watching orange numbers go up for 5 minutes is like having Sean and Brian throw on some boxing gloves and go to town on your babymaker

    "Straight shot, right to the ovaries"

    Someone was CRAZY enough to hit TheRock yesterday. I know. Crizzzazzzzy right? My army was totes out, but that's ok - I beat him home by 2.4 minutes. 2.4 minutes?? It takes Rocky Rock .1 minutes at most to ambush a hit. 2.4 minutes could be 2.4 hours.

    Exceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeept

    2.4 minutes was from just after 3:00 am.

    yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah

    See where this one's going?

    Guess who woke up at 2:55 am, calculated his ambush, got his guys ready to go, opened the war room, lined up the troops, prepared JUST IN CASE, then sat there and madly refreshed, only to watch my window of opportunity to punish the infidel dissappear behind those damn orange numbers?

    Sean and Brian, your ticking machine has punched me in the vagina.
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  2. 01-12-2009, 13:09 #2
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    who dares hit locky and then out-plo him with ticking? >|
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  3. 01-12-2009, 13:13 #3
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    Defeated by imbeciles.
    Catwalk's crusade for legalized cheating was a stunning success, with ghettos and low-tiered teams everywhere losing their wells of knowledge to better kingdoms in the process.

    Step one: replace everything that works.
    Step two: blame the predictable epic fail on outside forces.
    Step three: keep the community informed that no progress has been made since the last update.
    Step four: thank you for your patience.
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  4. 01-12-2009, 13:15 #4
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  5. 01-12-2009, 13:39 #5
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    TheRock, you should just dice and turtle, then you wouldn't have to worry about ambushing anyone!
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  6. 01-12-2009, 13:59 #6
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    Syntico, I will hire speciar camelaman to take claaaaaaazy videos of us (FURRY HANDCUFFS WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???) if you terr me which plovince gergster prays.
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  7. 01-12-2009, 14:06 #7
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    See, and this is the worst. Its one thing for BS to play with our gaming. But for BS to play with TheRock's Vagina... now that's just going to far.
    When the nay-sayers pipe up with talk of exploitation through strategy and planning I'm reminded of a Jack Nickolson quote, "I think of a man, then I remove logic and reason from him"
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  8. 01-12-2009, 14:08 #8
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    SillyPanda - it's ALMOST rape. Almost kinda almost.
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  9. 01-12-2009, 14:12 #9
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    I know right?
    When the nay-sayers pipe up with talk of exploitation through strategy and planning I'm reminded of a Jack Nickolson quote, "I think of a man, then I remove logic and reason from him"
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  10. 01-12-2009, 14:17 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRock View Post
    Syntico, I will hire speciar camelaman to take claaaaaaazy videos of us (FURRY HANDCUFFS WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???) if you terr me which plovince gergster prays.
    afk atm will get back to u later
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  11. 01-12-2009, 19:16 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRock View Post
    SillyPanda - it's ALMOST rape. Almost kinda almost.
    I have to admit, you managed to make your 1st post entertaining.
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  12. 01-12-2009, 20:09 #12
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    the rock, what happened to your weiner? why did it become a vag
    The End of an Era
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  13. 01-12-2009, 21:01 #13
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    S&B coded in a genital inversion spell.

    TheRock was the beta tester for it.
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    you're like some davidian branch.
    TipTripTrap, proud branch davidian since freemehul convinced me to convert.

    I apologize profusely in advance for any possible offense that could be caused by perceived sarcasm in this post. Sorry again, please enjoy your stay in this thread. Thank you for your patience.
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  14. 01-12-2009, 22:07 #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by TipTripTrap View Post
    S&B coded in a genital inversion spell.

    TheRock was the beta tester for it.

    now see, we KNOW that isnt true, as that would imply the beta would actually be working o_0
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  15. 01-12-2009, 22:21 #15
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    Realest just because I got donkey punched does not mean I don't have a weiner
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