Attractive, young kingdom seeks players. ;)
We're looking for someone who is a team player, but must also have more personality than a cardboard box.
We already have Cartis^ so if you're one of those players who feels the need to whine about being hit, you might get smacked about and given a lollipop.
We're looking for someone to accept our monarch as he is. It's not his fault he likes to give "lollipops" to everyone. We love you Spheric, even if you're a dirty old azn.
We are looking for a player who will keep DHaran in his cage (and hopefully the occasional cleansing of said cage :S). It's just dirty when he's let out.
You will need to be able to handle the FURY of fury, usually you just need a broom and a rock for that, but you must always be aware around this curious beast.
You must also love johnnywonder's golden locks of hair, 'tis his preciousssss. You must also enjoy the weird creepy awkwardness that comes along with johnnywonder.
You must enjoy having half the kd scrutinize your every line looking for something dirty they can quote.
You must enjoy looking at everything everyone else says to find something dirty to quote.
<@johnnywonder> yna, do you think you'd be able to get it up
<&Tempest> but we dont know if its gonna slot in
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Things you will need:
Patience
Half a brain
Broom
Rock
IRC
Sarcasm
Toast
Tea
Cookies
Three coat hangers
A partridge in a pear tree
One grain of salt
A sense of humour
Too much time on your hands
Beating stick (also known as a woofer ball bat)
A computer with the whatchamacallit i-n-t-e-r-n-e-t thingy.
If you are male, myself and Yna require nudies.
If you are female, god help you.
;)
You can find us on irc #secrets
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