When Godly builds stables, horses are already in them.
When you try to ambush Godly, instead of regaining half of the land Godly took from you, you will lose land to Godly again
Godly doesn't need hospitals - his troops refuse to die.
Godly once MV'd patriotism and the whole United States skipped July 4th.
Godly once built a dungeon - the entire server was trapped within it.
A kingdom once sent a dragon at Godly. Godly ate it.
Godly once incited a riot. Rodney King was beaten by the LAPD.
Mehul was going to extend 72hr protection but he realized no one is safe from Godly anyways.
Godly once cast Lightning Strike and the entire server crashed.
Godly once cast a Tornado and Toto never returned.
Obama contacted Godly to cast Love and Peace on Middle East
Godly once ate a bushel and s**t a rune.
When Godly casts explosions, Krakatoa says "damn."
Godly once infiltrated his own military to find a turncoat general.
Godly doesn't train armies. An army trains Godlies.
Godly once cast a storm and New Orleans went underwater.
Godly has never been able to cast anon because everyone knows him.
Godly once beheaded his advisor. This marked the first time anything died in Godly's province.
Gangbang protection is Utopia's way of preventing Godly from PKing an entire kingdom in 1 shot.
If Godly ever plays Dark Elf, he won't have the nightmares spell as it's overkill because people are already scared of him.
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Originally Posted by octobrev
