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    Utopia Needs More Vuvuzelas

    This is a fact, not a suggestion, so if you disagree or try to delete this thread you are bad at math.

    The World Cup is watched by billions of people around the world. Everyone says "OMG THE VUVUZELAS ARE SO ANNOYING", but they still watch. Why? The vuvuzelas. People love them. People can't get enough. Who can blame them? It's a long, loud horn that sounds like a dying elephant or perhaps a horde of wasps mating. Nobody knows for sure what the appeal is, but it is a scientific fact - at every World Cup where there have been vuvuzelas, billions of people have tuned in.

    Utopia needs more players. People love vuvuzelas and will do ANYTHING that involves vuvuzelas. Mehul had his old ridiculous soundtrack, which was pretty ridiculous, but the Utopia for the new decade, the Tensies, needs a new sound. A tribal sound. An inspiring sound.

    I have already created a mock-up of how the game will look and sound. Please note that this new interface works fully with WOL, so players can begin migrating immediately.

    http://www.vuvuzela-time.co.uk/utopia-game.com

    In conclusion...it's vuvuzela time!
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    TheRock needs to be disposed :(

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    omg, that was startling. inspiration guaranteed :D
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    imagine the reaction of the hostilee logging in - terror, mass confusion - immediate retal .
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    LOL classic!

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    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...wing-hard.html



    Do you think Sean and Brian want to deal with a rising death toll due to Vuvuzelas?
    Just say "yes" and I'll go away.

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    Then we'll need some Diego Forlans, proven vuvuzela silencer

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    All new youtube clips now have a 'vuvuzela button'. Once you turn it on, it's hard to watch any video without them! for example, this classic Utopia video is now greatly enhanced (press the ball button on the bottom right area of the video clip) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cyxe_OTixn

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