Hi SK,
Your application to the 500 club has been considered and it has been judged that a majority of your posts do not have the merit to be considered posts. Most of them are thoughtless rants, anyone reading them actually knows less about the topic they are posted in after reading them...
It has been decided that you should return to 0 posts and submit a new application with more constructive posts.
I am sorry to inform you that your application has been denied.