The kingdoms of Sanctus TF and Wimpy Kids found themselves in differing situations with one struggling to find war and the other with an abundance of options, respectively. Sanctus TF had been looking for war and only getting CF offers with each wave they made whereas Wimpy Kids on the other hand, were taking hits from numerous kingdoms. The kingdom of Dear God please make all TF die started to hit Sanctus TF, who went looking for an alternative war target as soon as possible, with that target being, Wimpy Kids. This now put Wimpy Kids into a five way hostile, which they were desperate to get out of as quickly as possible.
Wimpy Kids had originally had an agreement with Masada for war but under the circumstances and taking hits from so many kingdoms they knew they would be in no condition to do so. They opted instead, under the circumstances to take on one of the kingdoms that was hitting them to war. Sanctus TF was their choice of the group of kingdoms that had been hitting them and quickly declared so that they could focus on just a single enemy. Both kingdoms had found what they wanted, Sanctus TF a war and Wimpy Kids a means of simplifying their situation.
July 20 of YR11 We have declared WAR on Sanctus TF!
Upon the declaration, everything seemed to fall into place for Wimpy Kids, as they focused on heavy chaining the human provinces of Sanctus TF. Unfortunately for this article, Wimpy Kids did not want to discuss how they war, so this reporter can only deduce from seeing the results of the war, that they were heavy chaining, which they focused on maintaining throughout the war.
Unfortunately for Sanctus, whilst everything seemed to be going right for Wimpy Kids, everything was going wrong for them. The declaration of war seemed to have a hugely negative effect on the kingdom, and despite most of the kingdom saying they were ready prior to war being declared, numerous members of the kingdom got too busy and people were away throughout. They had their war plan in place but due to the fact so many were busy, resulting in hugely disappointing activity, they were unable to actually put their plan into practise and were quickly handed a whipping by Wimpy Kids.
Both kingdoms were able to send dragons, with Wimpy Kids sending two lovely pets, as their first one was killed. They received a dragon in return from Sanctus TF, which they killed.
To the credit of Sanctus TF, the monarch of Wimpy Kids confessed that he was a bit shocked by the fact that activity turned out to be so poor and expected that it was simply a blip for the kingdom and would expect any future wars that may happen between the kingdoms to be much more challenging. Sanctus themselves have confessed to being very disappointed in the effort shown and are looking to get back to winning ways shortly. The vice monarch, Telgrim, had commented that they knew the war effort was completely beyond them by the 24 hour mark and looked to grab as much honour as they could before withdrawing at min time.
February 20 of YR12 Unable to achieve victory, our Kingdom has withdrawn from war with Wimpy Kids at War. Our failed war has finally ended!
War Summary from Wimpy Kids:
Total Attacks Made: 198 (23394 acres)
Total Attacks Suffered: 84 (9531 acres)
The Kingdom of Wimpy Kids
Total acres exchanged: +13863 acres (198/84)
+1761 acres: Insane Baby (8/1)
+1612 acres: Wussy Pansy (12/0)
+1533 acres: Crying Baby (6/1)
+1355 acres: Feintheart crybaby (13/8)
+1078 acres: penniless wuss (12/4)
+874 acres: Lonely Crybaby (14/0)
+778 acres: please be gentle with me (12/4)
+702 acres: Whining Crybaby (10/2)
+701 acres: wimpy scaredy-cat (10/5)
+637 acres: pansy arse boy (8/2)
+599 acres: I Cry Babies (2/0)
+567 acres: I Cry the Nile River (8/0)
+498 acres: Big Baby (9/2)
+487 acres: Yellow-Bellied Puppy (2/0)
+367 acres: Iamnot crybaby (5/2)
+350 acres: Mamby-Pamby Bellyacher (9/5)
+197 acres: Namby Pamby (9/3)
+57 acres: Gutless Crybaby (8/10)
+31 acres: Fruitcake killed Iama Crybaby (17/12)
-145 acres: Viva Pataca (15/11)
-176 acres: Fat Kid Crying (9/12)
The Kingdom of Sanctus TF
Total acres exchanged: -13863 acres (84/198)
+1034 acres: Anonymous province (6/0)
+745 acres: XI Soulblade IX (4/0)
+681 acres: Unrequited - (4/1)
+313 acres: Cirelea (3/0)
+287 acres: Lightbulb (3/0)
+190 acres: Ganda-Harva (3/0)
+170 acres: Sith (5/2)
+139 acres: MrLovesWeed (4/2)
+125 acres: Ice _ Breaker (4/2)
+0 acres: kaining (1/0)
-100 acres: Nihilist Smurf (3/1)
-385 acres: Bee Reedtwigs (0/1)
-504 acres: Wraith (0/2)
-577 acres: Sugarpop (2/3)
-582 acres: Let There Be Rain (4/4)
-604 acres: Blue Pineapple (4/4)
-690 acres: Cha-Ching Fishes (4/6)
-1391 acres: The Precentor (2/10)
-1669 acres: The Warring Forate-ian (4/16)
-1956 acres: Costa del Sep (3/14)
-2143 acres: Steve (6/29)
-2210 acres: The One (1/18)
-2220 acres: WashMyWeinke (3/28)
-2516 acres: Hell _ March (11/55)
War Summary from Sanctus TF:
Total attacks made: 83 (10,361 acres)
-- Traditional march: 64 (9,953 acres)
-- Ambush: 7 (408 acres)
-- Massacre: 1 (2,357 population)
-- Failed: 11 (13.3% failure)
Total attacks suffered: 194 (21,489 acres)
-- Traditional march: 182 (20,952 acres)
-- Ambush: 6 (537 acres)
-- Failed: 6 (3.1% failure)
The kingdom of Sanctus TF:
Total land exchanged: -11,128 (83/194)
+1,136 - An unknown province (6 [4]/0)
+817 - XI Soulblade IX (4 [4]/0)
+759 - Unrequited- (4 [3]/1)
+343 - Cirelea (3 [3]/0)
+315 - Lightbulb (3 [3]/0)
+252 - Sith (5 [4]/2)
+239 - MrLovesWeed (4 [4]/2)
+208 - Ganda-Harva (3 [3]/0)
+160 - Ice_Breaker (4 [3]/2)
NO CHANGE - kaining (1 [1]/0)
-70 - Nihilist Smurf (3 [3]/1)
-350 - Bee Reedtwigs (0/1)
-446 - Let There Be Rain (4 [4]/4)
-459 - Wraith (0/2)
-483 - Cha-Ching Fishes (4 [3]/6)
-497 - Blue Pineapple (4 [4]/4)
-517 - Sugarpop (2 [2]/3)
-1,236 - The Precentor (2 [2]/10)
-1,448 - The Warring Forate-ian (4 [3]/16)
-1,766 - Costa del Sep (3 [3]/14)
-1,850 - Steve (6 [3]/29)
-1,963 - WashMyWeinke (3 [3]/28)
-2,016 - The One (1 [1]/18)
-2,256 - Hell_March (10 [4]/51)
The kingdom of Wimpy Kids:
Total land exchanged: +11,128 (194/83)
+1,617 - Insane Baby (8/1)
+1,485 - Wussy Pansy (12/0)
+1,396 - Crying Baby (6/1)
+1,017 - Feintheart crybaby (13/8)
+883 - penniless wuss (12/4)
+800 - Lonely Crybaby (14/0)
+617 - please be gentle with me (12/4)
+596 - Whining Crybaby (10/2)
+545 - I Cry Babies (2/0)
+533 - pansy arse boy (8/2)
+521 - I Cry the Nile River (8/0)
+480 - wimpy scaredy-cat (10/5)
+444 - Yellow-Bellied Puppy (2/0)
+384 - Big Baby (9/2)
+276 - Iamnot crybaby (5/2)
+168 - Mamby-Pamby Bellyacher (9/5)
+36 - Namby Pamby (9/3)
-37 - Gutless Crybaby (8/10)
-87 - Fruitcake killed Iama Crybaby (17/11)
-232 - Viva Pataca (11/11)
-314 - Fat Kid Crying (9/12)
Janz, monarch of Wimpy Kids, commented:
Thanks for the war Sanctus. Hope we have a chance to war again next age.
Telgrim, High Council member of Sanctus TF, commented:
I give credit to Wimpy kids for giving a strong performance while ours was really not on par as to what we can do, looking foward to war them again when we are at full activity