Attention Noobs: Vol. 11: You are what you are

[Godly]

All,

It has been brought to my attention that many people in this game think that they are good. Stop it. You are either a pro or a noob. There are about 10 pros in the game and the rest are noobs. It's as simple as that.

Characteristics of a noob:
- Bounce more than 1 hit every 10 years
- Always caught with their pants down and 1 step behind (Guard Stations are still under construction while you are getting chained).

Characteristics of a pro:
- Everyone else

As always I'll leave you with a pro tip for today:
Don't over commit to defense. I see noobs all the time having purely defense and they think that they are safe because they have 100 dpa. You are never safe, because there will be someone out there that can break you and you won't be able to do a damn thing about it. To pros, it's called a free hit.

If you come OOP with over 50% of your military as defense, you are a complete moron. I usually run about 200 def specs and the rest offense.

And as always, if you are a noob and want to talk trash about this post, just remember 1v1 me or stfu still applies to all posts.

[Magn]

Love your whole forum persona Godly, it's inspired, keep it up :P.

[fuzzy|]

godly you got a canadian fan!

[twitched]

terrible thread.

[Godly]

LOL twitched has made it an effort to follow me around for the last week and just bash everything I post. I've honestly never seen someone as jealous as him of my talent.

[MrC-TheAncients]

Canadians with talent? Thats like.... eh?

[Lestat]

Likes

[silent_killer]

I heard abyss is better than godly is that true

[twitched]

if I'm jealous of anything, it's your ignorance. you seem very happy with your stupidity.

[Godly]

LOL... are you sure? Are you sure that you aren't jealous of me?

[twitched]

your antics are pretty childish. why would I be jealous of that? have your balls even dropped?

[Meeni]

I'm surprised the lightning hasn't struck yet!

[blacktar]

what if you bounced because they sent a massive soldier spike in the second before you clicked attack, after you got your second sot to confirm nothing fishy was happening after already calculating your hit?

[Godly]

blacktar, you're still a noob.

[Nobody]

since there are about 10 pros in the game, and we all know godly isn't one of them, does this make godly a noob ?

and seeing as this is an open forum, in which the OP has no actual control, his 1v1 or stfu rule doesn't apply..