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    UF News: Silly Cat Fight in the Honor Charts

    Elurin, of Silly Pink Ghetto Cats, approached Spliff, council member of Balance about having an agreed war between the two kds, both of which were in the top 5 of the honor charts. Both kds had three days to get intel and prepare themselves for the war. The kds spent the time fortifying their provs and saving up money for dragons. The arrangement was for the war to begin on the 24th, however, Balance's large Undead and Orcs had their armies out to avoid being hit with troops home. On the 24th hostilities began, but Balance did not declare war until the first. Sillies were not amused and tensions ran high.

    March 1 of YR12 We have declared WAR on Silly Pink Cats are Hostile ()!

    Balance recognized Sillies' TM'ing abilities and made it a point to try and minimize that threat early. Balance opened the war by targetting Sillies' TMs and massacring some high tpa halflings as well. Their goal was clear. No unbreakables were to be left. However, Sillies combatted Balance's tactics with some very effective monarch swapping and caused Balance to bounce some attacks. Balance had done some damage, but they didn't complete their goal. Sillies had unbreakables and that was a problem.

    On the other hand, Sillies recognized Balance's tactics and decided to chain some of their big orcs, recognizing they had no incoming land. This would also create a large gap between the two kds that Balance would need to fight out of given that Sillies had a superior economy and could more easily recover from the massacres. Not only that, but Sillies further fortified their unbreakable Faeries by eliminating Balance's biggest threats.

    Early dragon breakdown:
    Silly Pink Ghetto Cats:
    February 24 of YR12 Our kingdom has begun a Ruby Dragon project targetted at Balance HOSTILE.
    March 1 of YR12 Our dragon has set flight to ravage Balance HOSTILE!
    March 1 of YR12 Our kingdom has begun a Ruby Dragon project targetted at Balance HOSTILE.
    March 2 of YR12 Our dragon has set flight to ravage Balance HOSTILE!
    March 2 of YR12 Our kingdom has begun a Ruby Dragon project targetted at Balance HOSTILE.
    March 4 of YR12 Bend Over Blondie has slain the dragon ravaging our lands!
    March 16 of YR12 Our dragon has set flight to ravage Balance at WAR!

    Balance:
    February 24 of YR12 Our kingdom has begun a Ruby Dragon project targetted at Silly Pink Cats are Hostile.
    March 1 of YR12 Our dragon has set flight to ravage Silly Pink Cats are Hostile!
    March 1 of YR12 Our kingdom has begun a Emerald Dragon project targetted at Silly Pink Cats are Hostile.
    March 1 of YR12 Im not wearing a seatbelt has slain the dragon ravaging our lands!
    March 4 of YR12 I am an f22 bro has slain the dragon ravaging our lands!
    April 21 of YR12 Our dragon has set flight to ravage Silly Pink Ghetto Cats WARAR!

    As you can see, early in the war, Dragon activity was at a max, but after the first day or so, activity drops off significantly. Sillies chose not to kill off their emerald dragon because they were recovering from the massacres and the extra land wasn't that important.

    After the first day of war Sillies were up roughly 1 mil NW and 10k acres on Balance. Sillies also recognized Balances TM's as being the deciding factor in many of their previous wars and decided it would be best to try and bring them down. Sillies managed to drop one of the faeries, but Balance had focused on NS'ing Sillies' high offensive prov to protect their TM's and they did that successfully.

    Balance on the other hand switched from massacres to semi-chaining Sillies' merchants to try and even out the income gap between the two kds and try to halt any attempts from Sillies to build up or fortify unbreakables. While they did do some damage, Sillies managed to build up some unbreakables and those provs in turn began to reign down some massacres to keep Balance in check. It was those unbreakables that funded a lot of the aid sent out in the kd, which made Balance's attempts at evening out the income gap fruitless.

    By day four of the war, both kds came to a realization. Sillies recognized that they had the clear advantage, and wanted to go for the war win. Balance also recognized their position in the war and decided that it would be in their best interest to end the war. Sillies had pumped their tpa and were mass NS'ing Balance's large provs, leaving them open to possible quad taps, which Sillies had began to take advantage of and began chaining. In the interest of those provs and their TMs who had started to begin to be in danger again, Balance organized one final wave to whore out of as much honor from Sillies as they could and withdrew from the war without suffering any retals. The wave was a success and Balance passed Sillies in the honor charts, despite taking the loss.

    Both sides taken from each kd, hostile included, massacre bug addressed
    Silly Pink Ghetto Cats
    For the period of February 24 of YR12 to July 13 of YR12 (110 hours)
    -- By UPCF [0.99c] http://www.k3ltic.com/utopia/prince

    Total Attacks Made: 563 (78661 acres)
    -- Traditional March: 476 (76635 acres)
    -- Conquest: 1 (151 acres)
    -- Ambush: 14 (1875 acres)
    -- Massacres: 57 (172983 people)
    -- Failed Attacks: 15 (2.7% failure)
    Total Attacks Suffered: 520 (67458 acres)
    -- Traditional March: 460 (67262 acres)
    -- Ambush: 3 (196 acres)
    -- Massacres: 42 (182811 people)
    -- Failed Attacks: 15 (2.9% failure)

    Total acres exchanged: +11203 acres (563/520)
    +4645 acres: Unicorns Have Unicornal Magic (33/0)
    +4221 acres: Windy (36/3)
    +2422 acres: May i have a cookie (25/7)
    +2058 acres: beevisaurus (25/9)
    +1787 acres: Narnia Rebel Beavers (16/15)
    +1770 acres: A Little Ant (21/0)
    +1673 acres: Pointy ears and cold feet (30/8)
    +1043 acres: Luna Lovegood (30/16)
    +925 acres: Wait where are my legs (5/0)
    +797 acres: Bend Over Blondie (15/3)
    +737 acres: Molest the province above me (32/26)
    +195 acres: Please Chain My Monarch (29/20)
    +150 acres: I aint bending for swede (31/26)
    +0 acres: Gotta Get Down On Friday (1/5)
    +0 acres: PROESTATTACKERYOUEVERSEENYEEES (0/4)
    -75 acres: Bang Bang (33/40)
    -136 acres: Inactive (30/37)
    -967 acres: Buttershy (27/40)
    -972 acres: ButterCup (33/75)
    -1096 acres: Dont hump my unicorn (0/11)
    -1664 acres: Ya Dun Goofed (26/38)
    -1927 acres: I can has his cookie (36/42)
    -1946 acres: UndeadWanabe (13/34)
    -2437 acres: Hypothesien (36/61)

    Total Unique Made: 179
    -- 11 unique: May i have a cookie
    -- 10 unique: Hypothesien
    -- 10 unique: Pointy ears and cold feet
    -- 10 unique: I aint bending for swede
    -- 10 unique: I can has his cookie
    -- 10 unique: Windy
    -- 9 unique: Unicorns Have Unicornal Magic
    -- 9 unique: ButterCup
    -- 9 unique: Luna Lovegood
    -- 9 unique: Bang Bang
    -- 9 unique: Molest the province above me
    -- 9 unique: Please Chain My Monarch
    -- 8 unique: A Little Ant
    -- 8 unique: UndeadWanabe
    -- 8 unique: beevisaurus
    -- 8 unique: Inactive
    -- 8 unique: Ya Dun Goofed
    -- 8 unique: Buttershy
    -- 7 unique: Narnia Rebel Beavers
    -- 6 unique: Bend Over Blondie
    -- 2 unique: Wait where are my legs
    -- 1 unique: Gotta Get Down On Friday

    Balance:
    Total Attacks Made: 519 (73799 acres)
    -- Traditional March: 457 (73505 acres)
    -- Conquest: 2 (98 acres)
    -- Ambush: 3 (196 acres)
    -- Massacres: 42 (182811 people)
    -- Failed Attacks: 15 (2.9% failure)
    Total Attacks Suffered: 561 (71569 acres)
    -- Traditional March: 475 (69694 acres)
    -- Ambush: 14 (1875 acres)
    -- Massacres: 57 (172983 people)
    -- Failed Attacks: 15 (2.7% failure)

    Total acres exchanged: +2230 acres (519/561)
    +2434 acres: Im not gonna___send EVERYONE (24/4)
    +2375 acres: Im not wearing swimwear (21/11)
    +2309 acres: Im not gunna retal (32/16)
    +2193 acres: Im not Doing it with You (22/7)
    +1858 acres: Im an F18 bro (21/11)
    +1851 acres: Am I or Am I not (30/26)
    +1481 acres: Im not wearing jeans (28/14)
    +1360 acres: Im not Sexy Sax Man (22/14)
    +1280 acres: Im not wearing anything (21/15)
    +726 acres: Im not wearing bra (23/19)
    +135 acres: Im not the king (23/15)
    +0 acres: Im not wearing condoms (0/1)
    +0 acres: Im not wearing a seatbelt (0/5)
    -151 acres: Im not wearing a jewishguy (0/1)
    -535 acres: Im not wearing a thing (33/31)
    -690 acres: Im not wearing pants (23/17)
    -1186 acres: Im not following the theme (24/32)
    -1208 acres: I am an f22 bro (35/59)
    -1609 acres: I am not Vampire (29/49)
    -1849 acres: Im not wearing panties (0/7)
    -1951 acres: Im not wearing a colostomy bag (34/85)
    -2115 acres: I am frog eater (27/33)
    -2195 acres: I am who i am (38/63)
    -2283 acres: Im not Orc (9/26)

    Total Unique Made: 189
    -- 12 unique: Im not gunna retal
    -- 12 unique: Im not wearing a colostomy bag
    -- 12 unique: Im not wearing jeans
    -- 11 unique: I am who i am
    -- 10 unique: Im not wearing a thing
    -- 10 unique: Im not gonna___send EVERYONE
    -- 10 unique: I am not Vampire
    -- 10 unique: Im not Sexy Sax Man
    -- 10 unique: I am an f22 bro
    -- 10 unique: Am I or Am I not
    -- 9 unique: Im an F18 bro
    -- 9 unique: Im not Doing it with You
    -- 9 unique: Im not wearing bra
    -- 9 unique: Im not wearing anything
    -- 9 unique: I am frog eater
    -- 8 unique: Im not wearing swimwear
    -- 8 unique: Im not following the theme
    -- 8 unique: Im not wearing pants
    -- 8 unique: Im not the king
    -- 5 unique: Im not Orc

    Balance has been an honor kd for a long time, which was founded and run by Sensei for years. They've had a lot of people come and go over the years but have always had a strong core of players who enjoy warring and having a good time and are always looking for like-minded people.

    Silly Pink Ghetto Cats was founded by Elurin and uhum last May as a retirement ghetto for good players who didn't want stress of alarms/sms's or a monarch making all choices for them, but still wanting to win wars and do well. The concept has worked surprisingly well and the kd have a great war record in ghettoranks (t25) with top honor spots and a spammy war forum and IRC chan culture.

    Elurin of Silly Pink Ghetto Cats: "CuteCats loves WARAR Awesomely spammed and !pinked this time too Sillies! Soon everyone on server shalt talk lolcatish!"

    CallipygianOne of Balance: "Congrats on the war win Ghetto Cats and thanks for the honor. It was a fun and hard-fought war, and I appreciate the dedication of Balance over the 5 days."

    Thanks to those two for chatting and working with me to get this story out =]
    Last edited by Bishop; 08-07-2011 at 08:52. Reason: locs

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    Omg we are in the papers!!!

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    Hm someone pointed out the whole monarchy thing makes us look unghetto; it was more or less pure chance! Lots of sillacres :s

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    nice war, congrats Elurin and co
    and grats on the honor Balance :P

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    Woot! Elurin you're famous!

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    good to see a war like this one - shame balance got to do the final wave and take more hnr while sillies deserved it all.

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    sounds awesome
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    That you can gain honor when losing is meh :/

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    they decided to withdraw when I joined Bet they were afraid of my wararface

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luc View Post
    That you can gain honor when losing is meh :/
    yeah its a sore losers way (not calling Balance sore losers btw) - you realise you cant win and been out performed but you hit and run.

    big up to all in silli land - pink ponies ftw lol
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    Hugh win for Silly Pink Ghetto Cats. Famous is correct. Nice job. Balance is one of the best all around Kingdoms in the game. I would of lost money betting no one beats them this age as they lose few wars anyways.
    I have heard of another kingdom do same to Balance this age as they hit back for honor and did not receive a hit back in the two hours to surrender. Takes some great timing "

    (Balance organized one final wave to whore out of as much honor from Sillies as they could and withdrew from the war without suffering any retals. ) "

    Nice article.

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    Go my pretties! I'm surprised pink ghettonubs are still going, especially with our method of getting new leaders - essentially whoever wasn't present to refuse leadership :P

    Great war by both kingdoms, well done.
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