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    WAR ARTICLE: Bring it On the Monkeys

    Article Note:

    I am very sorry for the HUGE delay in the release of this article. This has been an on going situation between the two kingdoms and I have been stupidly busy and struggled to get this article out. Apologies to all involved in the delay of this article!

    THE CONFLICT

    Simians and Bring It On (BIO) have had a deteriorating relationship this age, which has culminated into numerous fake wars, two retal hostiles and one actual war. The whole situation was kicked off earlier in the age when BIO waved Simians. The information that I have gathered from both kingdoms breaks down as follows:

    According to the information from BIO, the initial wave that they made was when Simians were 15% larger. They thought that Simians, due to size difference, would be likely to war them. However, this proved not to be the case and Simians requested a CF. Simians have stated that BiO waved them just after they came out of their first war and were not pumped and obviously not war ready. Despite the request for a CF, BIO continued their hits as they had only started their wave and wished to complete it. Based on the information from both kingdoms, this worked out as 10 hits and was something of a sticking point for Simians because they felt that BIO were forcing the issue. The CF that was finally put in place also came with the condition of 48 hours notice prior to cancellation along with it being YR7 before either kingdom could meet each other again.

    Simians went into a fake war to pump themselves back up while BIO went into a war with HaLL of Heroes. When the 9 day war ended between BIO and HoH, Simians served noticed that they were going to wave as BIO came out of war. According to BIO, Simians were 30k acres larger when notice was given. With a wave coming their way, BIO prepared to enter a fake war of their own in order to get pumped up. Apparently, according to the information given by BIO, Calle of Simians, had demanded that BIO give them 10k acres or a war, which prompted BIO to point out that they would indeed war Simians but only on their own terms.

    BIO were initially able to thwart the wave by Simians as they went into a fake war after they had left end of war relations with HoH. However, the promised wave by Simians finally arrived once BIO had exited the fake war. The demand from Simians was that they would go away on the grounds that BIO gave them 10 free hits before another CF was put in place. This began the first of the retal wars between the kingdoms, which apparently lasted around a week. BIO sent an emerald dragon and a ruby dragon after Simians had killed their Saphire pet. This first retal conflict resulted in Simians out growing dragon range for BIO. In order to correct this situation, BIO went into another fake war to increase their networth so that they could grow back into networth range so that dragons could be sent. Simians waited patiently while BIO were getting pumped up, and when BIO left their fake war and Simians were getting prepared to wave them, BIO entered another fake war. Upon their completion of this FW and full to the brim with resources, Simians jumped into their own fake war to replenish their own stocks. Over the entire period of time that it took for both kingdoms to go in and out of fake wars, BIO held onto the war button.

    Simians came out of their fake war first, and once BIO had left their own FW they declared war:

    January 14 of YR11 We have declared WAR on Simians KLA Hostile!

    With war declared, BIO sent a ruby dragon along with a 25 hit wave. Simians chose not to kill the dragon, letting it fly away on day 6 of the war. BIO were able to send another ruby dragon only a couple of hours after that and sent it on its way back across to harrass the monkeys. According to Simians, BIO focused on deep chaining their avians while Simians focused on semi chains.

    Simians used MS, greed, fireballs and chastity on the large provinces of BIO and utilised Expose thieves on the Halfling provinces in an attempt to control their NSing ability. After a long war and generally a very long and dragged out conflict, Simians left their war with BIO.

    February 15 of YR12 Simians KLA War has withdrawn from war. Our people rejoice at our victory!

    Having ended the war and coming out of war relations, the conflict has continued. According to Simians, Dreams waved them for around 15k acres after they had left their war with BIO.

    To make the situation more intense, BIO also decided to jump back into the mix and the kingdoms at last update were locked once again in a retal conflict.

    A Side Issue

    There is a note of contention in this war and what I would like to do is just post what each person had said, that way I dont get flamed for it!

    Chuck of Simians, said the following:

    While searching for 5 players on utopian forums, they were able to mysteriously pull off 5 perfect waves before activity dropped off in the 4th day.

    In reply to this, Kygal of BIO stated that,

    I would like a clarification on the Recruiting. The forum post was made by me, and VERY clearly stated "Recruiting 5 players for next age". We were not short when we warred them. And I have $40 on Skype to show how we pull off perfect waves.
    Activity did drop at 1 point in the war, we had 2 guys that had to go mid war, and it took some time to get replacements in. We've bought 3 invites this age, plus our free ones. Another note for the "Xlogging" they claim we do...

    War Summaries:

    Summary from BIO:

    Total Attacks Made: 992 (117186 acres)
    -- Traditional March: 952 (115432 acres)
    -- Conquest: 1 (55 acres)
    -- Ambush: 25 (1699 acres)
    -- Learns: 3
    -- Failed Attacks: 11 (1.1% failure)
    Total Attacks Suffered: 829 (117012 acres)
    -- Traditional March: 733 (110282 acres)
    -- Ambush: 49 (6730 acres)
    -- Learns: 8
    -- Failed Attacks: 39 (4.7% failure)

    The Kingdom of BIO:

    Total acres exchanged: +174 acres (992/829)
    +19740 acres: Anonymous province from (8:30) (50/0)
    +3338 acres: Because im a dropout (45/4)
    +2534 acres: Because retirement stinks (44/18)
    +1750 acres: I have no life (37/2)
    +1659 acres: I play for crown (37/7)
    +1637 acres: Beats watching TV (32/0)
    +1559 acres: My PC is slow for 3Ds (32/6)
    +839 acres: They wake me at 4am (36/13)
    +40 acres: To run kd like a sweatshop (4/0)
    +14 acres: Cause my parents said no (39/9)
    +5 acres: The voices tell me to (1/0)
    -33 acres: To deal drugs (35/25)
    -103 acres: Gangsta rap made me (35/10)
    -266 acres: Its my drug of choice (33/22)
    -289 acres: For epeen enlargement (45/32)
    -354 acres: I Just Do (37/24)
    -797 acres: I like drunken bouncing (36/17)
    -957 acres: Its my Call of Duty (42/31)
    -1316 acres: Because Im bored (44/29)
    -2691 acres: Because I am loyal (52/70)
    -2760 acres: To break from kids (29/32)
    -3044 acres: Graphics give me gas (54/98)
    -3469 acres: I am 2 cool 4 school (33/54)
    -4917 acres: Fresh out of cocaine (67/127)
    -5781 acres: Its so fluffyyyy (35/52)
    -6164 acres: I really dont know (58/147)

    The Kingdom of Simians:

    Total acres exchanged: -174 acres (829/992)
    +5907 acres: I met a traveller from an (31/0)
    +5657 acres: Of that colossal wreck (28/0)
    +5430 acres: on these lifeless things (29/0)
    +5280 acres: And despair Nothing beside (35/0)
    +4935 acres: and sneer of cold command (30/0)
    +4766 acres: Two vast and trunkless legs (32/0)
    +4317 acres: And the heart that fed (28/0)
    +3999 acres: Stretchh far away (27/1)
    +3909 acres: The lone and level sands (24/0)
    +2012 acres: boundless and bare (18/1)
    +907 acres: Remains round the decay (32/19)
    +892 acres: Anonymous province from (6:18) (3/0)
    -706 acres: BabySimian (11/10)
    -1472 acres: Tell that its sculptor well (35/51)
    -1918 acres: sunk a shattered visage lies (27/19)
    -1965 acres: Stretch far far away (39/30)
    -2049 acres: The hand that mocked them (20/16)
    -2175 acres: Ozymandias King of Kings (30/29)
    -2497 acres: And on the pedestal these (17/17)
    -2945 acres: OZYMANDIAS of EGYPT (40/44)
    -4009 acres: Near them on the sand half (40/62)
    -4135 acres: Look on my works ye mighty (43/85)
    -5508 acres: of stone stand in the desert (59/114)
    -5615 acres: Yet survive stamped (43/115)
    -6437 acres: antique land who said (64/148)
    -6754 acres: whose frown and wrinkled lip (44/231)

    Summary from Simians:

    ** Summary **

    Total Attacks Made: 829 (123698 acres)
    -- Traditional March: 725 (115961 acres)
    -- Conquest: 8 (1007 acres)
    -- Ambush: 49 (6730 acres)
    -- Learns: 8
    -- Failed Attacks: 39 (4.7% failure)
    Total Attacks Suffered: 992 (107086 acres)
    -- Traditional March: 953 (105387 acres)
    -- Ambush: 25 (1699 acres)
    -- Learns: 3
    -- Failed Attacks: 11 (1.1% failure)

    The Kingdom of Simians

    Total acres exchanged: +16612 acres (829/992)
    +6237 acres: I met a traveller from an (31/0)
    +5988 acres: Of that colossal wreck (28/0)
    +5803 acres: on these lifeless things (29/0)
    +5574 acres: And despair Nothing beside (35/0)
    +5235 acres: and sneer of cold command (30/0)
    +5160 acres: Two vast and trunkless legs (32/0)
    +4587 acres: And the heart that fed (28/0)
    +4231 acres: Stretchh far away (27/1)
    +4175 acres: The lone and level sands (24/0)
    +2095 acres: boundless and bare (18/1)
    +1509 acres: Remains round the decay (32/19)
    +980 acres: Anonymous province from (6:18) (3/0)
    -358 acres: Tell that its sculptor well (35/51)
    -606 acres: BabySimian (11/10)
    -1090 acres: sunk a shattered visage lies (27/19)
    -1117 acres: Stretch far far away (39/30)
    -1124 acres: Ozymandias King of Kings (30/29)
    -1471 acres: OZYMANDIAS of EGYPT (40/44)
    -1710 acres: The hand that mocked them (20/16)
    -2015 acres: And on the pedestal these (17/17)
    -2766 acres: Near them on the sand half (40/62)
    -2962 acres: Look on my works ye mighty (43/85)
    -4321 acres: Yet survive stamped (43/115)
    -4541 acres: of stone stand in the desert (59/114)
    -5076 acres: antique land who said (64/148)
    -5805 acres: whose frown and wrinkled lip (44/231)

    The Kingdom of BIO:

    Total acres exchanged: -16449 acres (992/828)
    +17965 acres: Anonymous province from (8:30) (50/0)
    +3011 acres: Because im a dropout (45/4)
    +1967 acres: Because retirement stinks (44/18)
    +1543 acres: I have no life (37/2)
    +1503 acres: Beats watching TV (32/0)
    +1362 acres: I play for crown (37/7)
    +1310 acres: My PC is slow for 3Ds (32/6)
    +364 acres: They wake me at 4am (36/13)
    +38 acres: To run kd like a sweatshop (4/0)
    +5 acres: The voices tell me to (1/0)
    -425 acres: Cause my parents said no (39/9)
    -614 acres: Gangsta rap made me (35/10)
    -770 acres: To deal drugs (35/25)
    -803 acres: Its my drug of choice (33/22)
    -886 acres: For epeen enlargement (45/32)
    -1151 acres: I Just Do (37/24)
    -1204 acres: I like drunken bouncing (36/17)
    -1649 acres: Its my Call of Duty (42/31)
    -2378 acres: Because Im bored (44/29)
    -3495 acres: To break from kids (29/32)
    -3642 acres: Because I am loyal (52/70)
    -3727 acres: Graphics give me gas (54/98)
    -4462 acres: I am 2 cool 4 school (33/54)
    -6432 acres: Fresh out of cocaine (67/127)
    -6611 acres: Its so fluffyyyy (35/52)
    -7431 acres: I really dont know (58/147)

    Comments:

    Comment from BiO:

    BiO doesn't bully, but we also do not roll over or lie down for anyone. We are who we are, so Bring it On.

    Comment from Simians:

    We fought hard and long to fulfill our vendetta. Thanks go out to all the monkeys that set alarms to make this war successful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad_Scottish View Post
    There is a note of contention in this war and what I would like to do is just post what each person had said, that way I dont get flamed for it!
    lulz.

    Nice piece. That might be the closest war I've ever seen lol

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    We have gotten those 16k acres back + interest.

    Good luck to Simians next age.

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    Who are these ghettos??

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    is this war 1 or war 2?

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    You know Chuck, there are plenty of situations where you could be looking for 5 players in a full kingdom. Example, perhaps 5 players were leaving EOA and need replacing. Please don't be bitter. It makes your kingdom look even more pathetic.....which is hard to believe.
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    lol simians accusing people of xlogging are they aware of sitting?... and calle wants to war my ghetto next age lmfao

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    This first retal conflict resulted in Simians out growing dragon range for BIO. In order to correct this situation, BIO went into another fake war to increase their networth so that they could grow back into networth range so that dragons could be sent. Simians waited patiently while BIO were getting pumped up, and when BIO left their fake war and Simians were getting prepared to wave them, BIO entered another fake war. Upon their completion of this FW and full to the brim with resources, Simians jumped into their own fake war to replenish their own stocks. Over the entire period of time that it took for both kingdoms to go in and out of fake wars, BIO held onto the war button.
    BiO went to FW (#2) after the dragon fiasco, Simians went to FW (#1) as BiO was coming out, then BiO went to FW (#3) after simians came out and Simians waited. After the 3rd FW BiO declared. The above timeline is a bit off

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    thread needs to change title monkeys were completely different kingdom

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    I like to point out that we gave bio notice in HoH conflict because they waved us straight OOW. What goes around comes around.

    Whatever happend after our war i had all ready left the game and was zipping gin and tonics down in crete. I retired after what i wanted to be my final war. It was a great war and i like to thank everyone involved.

    The grudge and trashtalk between our KDs made things more intense and people play better when they got something to hate on! ;-) It was never anything personal to anyone i trashtalked in utopia.


    BiO is one of the best warring KDs on the server for sure. Thats why we warred them!

    Have a good time BiO and Simians! Cheers
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    Silent, I know Monkeys was a kingdom but then with that said, most people know that Simians refer to themselves as monkeys etc... It was a play on their own words for a more interesting title. Most people dont even remember monkeys the kd

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad_Scottish View Post
    Silent, I know Monkeys was a kingdom but then with that said, most people know that Simians refer to themselves as monkeys etc... It was a play on their own words for a more interesting title. Most people dont even remember monkeys the kd
    monkeys better warring kingdom and better kingdom..simians no comment

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    Quote Originally Posted by silent_killer View Post
    monkeys better warring kingdom and better kingdom..simians no comment
    I cant remember what we ever done to Silent_killer that made him mad enough to flame us everywhere he possible can. Enlighten us!
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    My guess:
    You exist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Palem View Post
    My guess:
    You exist.
    People are just mad because Simians never dies ;-)
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