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    Attention DevansMinions!

    You cry about not being ready for a war when you get waved and give TWO OPTIONS:

    1.) Us give you time to contact your AWOL friends (And continue for us to get hit by your t/ms AND take OOW attacks).

    2.) Us stop attacking and move along.

    We explained that we were interested in an IMMEDIATE war, and offered to CF for now so we can search for another target, and give you the option of warring us later in the age if you were still interested. Seems like we were giving you a really nice gift there. Yes, we took a few acres during a semi-wave, but you state you weren't ready for a war. We would give you time to get ready later and then come to us about the war if you were interested.

    Instead you decide that you do, infact, want a war. But you are going to run us around through hostile for several days when you aren't even willing to attack back and give us any ops. Seems like your orc/human kingdom with suicider strats is too chicken to REALLY go into a war, and it's a shame.

    Next time King Bane of Devan, just tell us your balls haven't formed yet and that you are just wanting to give us the run around, rather than lie to us. We even held off our second wave for two hours to get a reply from our offer of CF.

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    WTF is this?
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    this is on here because?
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    Quote Originally Posted by fuzzy| View Post
    this is on here because?
    We blame Palem for turning this into the Ghetto Diplomacy forum.

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    Is this the thread to sign up for Ghetto-warar? :o I have a ghetto who wants to war :D

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    Yeah ghetto warsss woooohoooooooo
    Last edited by Stealer; 07-08-2011 at 14:46.

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    Since when does the aggressor decide when war starts?
    This is my province. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
    My province is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
    My province, without me, is useless. Without my province, I am useless.
    I must attack hard with my province. I must attack harder than my enemy who is trying to pk me. I must pk him before he pk's me. I will...

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    Whats a semiwave? Who can teach me this strategy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by octobrev View Post
    Whats a semiwave? Who can teach me this strategy!
    Wave, but suck at it. -> Semiwave.

    Also, piggybacking my fail thread is double fail. Clearly people can't take jokes in the ghettos lol

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    octo i believe semi wave is when you hit same kingdom 3 times in the span of 24 hrs hence semi wave

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    It sounds like Godly started this thread. Everybody been drinking thier Hatorade I see.

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    if a kingdom wants to give you the run around for a few days before war then take it. farm the fark out of them and while you do it find another kingdom to wave and hopefully war them. go aggressive too.

    btw how are humans and orcs opping you? the thievery i get but if orcs are casting and thiefing you i think youre doing it wrong. i would to see orcs and humans try to cast on me while i take their acres and maybe some books.
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    grow up

    March 12 of YR2 #1
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    What a bunch of fu***ng pu***es...
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    The Wise Knight Grymm Bastard of
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    You guys were too much of pu**ies to just go to war. You had to spend two days preparing after we waved you. Whatever. You've proven how much of f****g cowards you are

    i edited out the cursing but way to take it like a man!!!
    Last edited by Ruin; 08-08-2011 at 06:31.

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    E_Boko if you let your elves run less then 1 tpa w/o WT's it's possible!
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