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    Attention Noobs: Vol. 16: Interviewing Garbage

    All,

    An exciting trend was started when Godly was the first player to be interviewed by the UF News team. Unfortunately, the trend was a downward trend as the players being interviewed are becoming decreasingly interesting and it shows in the view count:



    I was planning on doing another graph that showed the views per crown count, but I realized that Che Guevara would cause a divide by 0 error.

    In conclusion, The Utopian Industry is going to have to downgrade the UF News credit rating to AA- due to unforeseen lack of talent in their interviews and global concerns of protests from the base for having interviews with Godly wannabes in which half of the views/posts in their threads consist of responding to each portion of an attack with a separate post in a lame attempt to bump their counts.

    Fortunately, the Mehul interview should guide the ship back on track. It will be interesting to see if he outdoes Godly.

    This has been a Godly production. Have a nice day, noobs.
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    other than mad_scottish the rest of the news team misses the point or completely oblivious even some its completely justified

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    I was enjoying Che's fighting...

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    +1 Godly's graph.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Godly View Post
    I was planning on doing another graph that showed the views per crown count, but I realized that Che Guevara would cause a divide by 0 error.
    boom headshot.

    I offer the Utopian Industry an easy solution; interview Realest.

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    Realest might be the one to oust Godly. I mean he is a symbol to many top players of the current generation.
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    i shall interview you

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    +1 awaiting the Mehul interview

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    I defined an era, and established a culture deeply rooted in this game atmosphere. Kingdoms I lead play a certain way, while others seek actively to prevent it.

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    Boom interview complete. Chalk that bad boy up

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    This may be the funniest thread ever created.

    I'm still loling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KuhaN View Post
    This may be the funniest thread ever created.

    I'm still loling.
    No kidding:)
    +1

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    A bar graph would have been more appropriate.

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    haha. i love the downgrading to AA-. priceless for sure.

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