To quote Godly, the king of Utopia, the president of the Utopian industry, and who has the most dominating Utopian career of all time, why have these boards been interviewing garbage? (see Vol 16. Attention Noobs http://forums.utopia-game.com/showth...iewing-Garbage)
Luckily, the UF News team have decided to pull their **** together and clean up their act.
I am happy to join with you today to prepare what will go down in history as the greatest interview in your utopia lifetime.
I, the incredibility ****ing dirty Realest, of CraZy and theHERETICS fame, King of Sonata and of the Trollfags, Slayer of Sicarius and the Symbol of Immense Integrety, have been invited by UF News Reporter, goodlilwitch, to be the next interviewee on these boards.
I have sensed the dissension of the public for the lack of interesting questions and not catering to the needs of the people. I have decided to address these concerns because I am kind and giving.
I hereby invite the population of these boards, (all 35 of you as per Che Guevara http://forums.utopia-game.com/showth...1#post15095482), to congregate a meeting of all your great minds to come up with a question bank, from where the kind goodlilwitch will draw from to question me.
Here is your chance to pick the mind of most charismatic utopia player of this generation, the wittiest and funniest as voted by the population (based on a popular vote in 2009 conducted by utimes.org in their UTOscars http://utimes.info/survey/2009/04/17...ards-uto-style) and have all your curiosities satiated. And don't forget y'all, I defined an era with my biwinning leadership in Ages 44 and 45 (http://utopia-game.com/rankings/44/k...d_overall.html and http://utopia-game.com/rankings/45/k...d_overall.html)
I have committed to a weekend interview, so your window to submit questions is limited - I simply can't do this all day.
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