All's well that ends well. We can definitely say that after the recently concluded war of the Bunny's and the Pink Cats.
It all started when Bunny's looking for a wave sent a courier to the cats asking them for a war. Considering Cats had just been out of a week long war with notorious they initially said no to war, but when pressed didn't wanna back out from a warring opportunity. So instead of chickening out of the deal, they asked Bunny's at least 24 hours for them to be war ready to which the Bunny?s agreed. But due to some miscommunication within Bunny's, 3 over-anxious Bunny's hopped their armies into the cats with a massacre, learn and plunder. But after that hits stopped immediately. However Dragon funding and Intel ops were an open game for both the kingdoms.
After 24 hrs were over the hits started. Both the kingdoms heavily concentrated on massacring each other's TM's which was very brutal. Cats wanted to have longer hostilities so that they could pump up and offer resistance to Bunny's who were uberpumped with 130 opa Orcs. Seeing the massacres on the TM's Bunny's decided to keep the army of their hybrids home to make use of them in the war. After 62 hrs of massacres from both the kingdom, War was declared..
February 14 of YR8 Silly Cats WARRR (Cats) has declared WAR with our kingdom!
During war, both the kingdoms decided to use heavy chain strat to bring each other down. Cats concentrated on chaining the orcs to keep the high offense in check first and later moved on to their hybrids whereas Bunny's decided to chain the Humans and Elves who would have been unbreakable over the period of war. With such huge massacres, both the kingdoms were able to NS effectively using their hybrids but Bunny's had a much higher MS coverage as they had their hybrids that were not impacted much in the high hostile drama. Both the kds were able to send and slay 2 Ruby Dragons each but with Cats decided to wd and not send their 3rd dragon which was just 1 million gcs short. On the other hand Bunny sent their 3rd Dragon which was the Gold one. After sending the 3rd Dragon Bunny focused on ruining the economy in Cats with Focused Greeds, Riots and Fireballs. Sensing the war was slipping out of their hands and the increasing number of unbreakable in Bunny's, Cats withdrew from the war.
April 17 of YR8 Silly Pink Ghetto Cats WARRR (Cats) has withdrawn from war. Our people rejoice at our victory!
Hostile Summary from Bunnys
Total Attacks Made: 94 (289 acres)
-- Traditional March: 1 (289 acres)
-- Raze: 3 (374 acres)
-- Massacres: 86 (133596 people)
-- Plunders: 2
-- Failed Attacks: 2 (2.1% failure)
Total Attacks Suffered: 64 (851 acres)
-- Traditional March: 5 (851 acres)
-- Massacres: 58 (89723 people)
-- Failed Attacks: 1 (1.6% failure)
Hostile Summary from Cats
Total Attacks Made: 67 (422 acres)
-- Traditional March: 3 (422 acres)
-- Massacres: 59 (91371 people)
-- Plunders: 3
-- Failed Attacks: 2 (3% failure)
Total Attacks Suffered: 101 (1986 acres)
-- Traditional March: 9 (1612 acres)
-- Raze: 3 (374 acres)
-- Massacres: 87 (157553 people)
-- Failed Attacks: 2 (2% failure)
War Summary from Bunnys
Total Attacks Made: 274 (20469 acres)
-- Traditional March: 232 (18783 acres)
-- Ambush: 20 (1686 acres)
-- Massacres: 7 (27868 people)
-- Plunders: 1
-- Failed Attacks: 14 (5.1% failure)
To tal Attacks Suffered: 184 (17683 acres)
-- Traditional March: 154 (15818 acres)
-- Ambush: 19 (1865 acres)
-- Massacres: 7 (23957 people)
-- Failed Attacks: 4 (2.2% failure)
The Kingdom of (Bunny)
T otal acres exchanged: +2786 acres (274/184)
+1444 acres: at my post (20/3)
+1139 acres: and now my watch begins (20/5)
+1037 acres: I am the watcher (16/2)
+742 acres: the light that brings the dawn (17/0)
+741 acres: the shield that guards (15/3)
+376 acres: I pledge my life and honor (16/4)
+360 acres: to the Nights Watch (13/10)
+318 acres: I shall wear no crowns (5/0)
+298 acres: NlGHT gathers (19/14)
+213 acres: the horn that wakes (9/6)
+206 acres: hold no lands (22/19)
+201 acres: I am the sword (14/11)
+146 acres: against the cold (2/0)
+108 acres: on the walls (9/1)
+41 acres: the sleepers (4/3)
+28 acres: father no children (4/0)
-25 acres: It shall not end til my death (7/3)
-168 acres: I shall live and die (0/2)
-179 acres: in the darkness (3/4)
-308 acres: the realms of men (15/17)
-821 acres: I shall take no wife (7/6)
-854 acres: and all the nights to come (5/8)
-1115 acres: I am the fire that burns (17/28)
-1142 acres: and win no glory (15/35)
The Kingdom of (Cats)
T otal acres exchanged: -2775 acres (184/273)
+954 acres: Dont hump my Lepricon (10/2)
+804 acres: Night-chewer (9/4)
+655 acres: Im serious Elf (8/1)
+640 acres: My Spoon Is Too Big (5/0)
+598 acres: Yoo Hoooooo (9/1)
+597 acres: I got the sheep costume (6/1)
+569 acres: Meant To Be (6/4)
+483 acres: An Entish Dream (10/3)
+424 acres: Never Gonna Give You Up (11/6)
+0 acres: Foodsupply Unit (4/0)
+0 acres: Active (0/4)
+0 acres: Milktea (0/1)
-25 acres: Have a look at my neighbours (7/7)
-149 acres: Yipeekayyay (13/9)
-246 acres: Weed (0/4)
-360 acres: Wheres the party (5/4)
-427 acres: I Am The Grave of The 80s (10/13)
-540 acres: my uruk hais uglify (15/27)
-964 acres: Would you look at this (11/20)
-1042 acres: Would you look at that (17/82)
-1329 acres: Clinch Fighter (12/45)
-1513 acres: Only I can live forever (8/18)
-1904 acres: gooberzvilla (8/17)
War summary from Cats
For the period of February 14 of YR8 to April 17 of YR8 (52 hours)
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** Summary **
Total Attacks Made: 185 (19421 acres)
-- Traditional March: 153 (17372 acres)
-- Conquest: 2 (184 acres)
-- Ambush: 19 (1865 acres)
-- Massacres: 7 (23957 people)
-- Failed Attacks: 4 (2.2% failure)
Total Attacks Suffered: 274 (18862 acres)
-- Traditional March: 232 (17176 acres)
-- Ambush: 20 (1686 acres)
-- Massacres: 7 (22625 people)
-- Plunders: 1
-- Failed Attacks: 14 (5.1% failure)
The Kingdom of (Cats)
Total acres exchanged: +559 acres (185/274)
+1063 acres: Dont hump my Lepricon (10/2)
+975 acres: Im serious Elf (9/1)
+956 acres: Night-chewer (9/4)
+703 acres: My Spoon Is Too Big (5/0)
+661 acres: I got the sheep costume (6/1)
+653 acres: Yoo Hoooooo (9/1)
+648 acres: Meant To Be (6/4)
+625 acres: Never Gonna Give You Up (11/6)
+555 acres: An Entish Dream (10/3)
+149 acres: Have a look at my neighbours (7/7)
+0 acres: Milktea (0/1)
+0 acres: Active (0/4)
+0 acres: Foodsupply Unit (4/0)
-5 acres: Yipeekayyay (13/9)
-188 acres: I Am The Grave of The 80s (10/13)
-217 acres: my uruk hais uglify (15/27)
-224 acres: Weed (0/4)
-244 acres: Wheres the party (5/4)
-772 acres: Would you look at this (11/20)
-838 acres: Would you look at that (17/83)
-1083 acres: Clinch Fighter (12/45)
-1241 acres: Only I can live forever (8/18)
-1617 acres: gooberzvilla (8/17)
The Kingdom of (Bunny)
Total acres exchanged: -559 acres (274/185)
+1281 acres: at my post (20/3)
+954 acres: and now my watch begins (20/5)
+921 acres: I am the watcher (16/2)
+680 acres: the light that brings the dawn (17/0)
+660 acres: the shield that guards (15/3)
+292 acres: I shall wear no crowns (5/0)
+241 acres: I pledge my life and honor (16/4)
+135 acres: to the Nights Watch (13/10)
+133 acres: against the cold (2/0)
+113 acres: NlGHT gathers (19/14)
+107 acres: the horn that wakes (9/6)
+102 acres: on the walls (9/1)
+39 acres: the sleepers (4/3)
+28 acres: father no children (4/0)
-32 acres: I am the sword (14/11)
-115 acres: hold no lands (22/19)
-184 acres: I shall live and die (0/2)
-273 acres: in the darkness (3/4)
-353 acres: It shall not end til my death (7/4)
-493 acres: the realms of men (15/17)
-906 acres: I shall take no wife (7/6)
-958 acres: and all the nights to come (5/8)
-1443 acres: I am the fire that burns (17/28)
-1488 acres: and win no glory (15/35)
Comment from Elurin, Monarch of Ghetto Cats:
War in pictures: First we had a silly hostile: http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...58c79a1c5f.gif then! During War one of our CuteCats decided to marry a Bunny! Our fondest, cutest and bestest wishes to them on their happy day! Wedding photo @ http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...es-bunnies.jpg Wedding gifts kindly sent to #pinkghetto.
Comments from Swagger, Monarch of Bunnys:
Do everything in your power to ensure that history is distorted in your favour. Thanks for an entertaining and clean war Ghetto Cats, looking forward to our next encounter. Stay spammy!
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